The Ex-Change
Me: Pass.
James: Come on, I’ll even let you choose the meal. I promise not to burn it.
I scoff.
Me: Remind me again why I opted to NOT strangle you when I had the chance?
James: Because deep down, you enjoy my company.
I snort.
Me: Deep, deep, DEEP down.
He sends a laughing emoji.
I bite my lip, hesitating. Then I type:
Me: G’night, James.
His reply comes a second later.