Expensive Profit Tagalog Joke Mga Nobela at Kwento

I almost got blind on how beautiful the house is, parang sobrang illegal naman yata nito para maging totoo. My eyes almost turned into gold coins as I was seeing things that makes the house very sparkly. This mansion must be so expensive that my even if I work for three of my life time I would be able to afford it. Iniisip ko palang kung magkano yung gate parang mahihimatay na ako kahit hindi ko pa alam kung magkano. Bigla tuloy akong na hilo, para akong sinampal ng kahirapan sa mukha na alog ang aking utak.

SIGAW KO AT PINUNASAN ANG DUGONG NASA LABI KO AT AGAD NA TUMAKBO PAPUNTANG ROOM NAMIN. _________________ RATED SPG TONG PART NA TOH! Zekkie "Party!party!!".sigaw ko sa bar namin hindi kami pumasok kase birthday ni seven kaya eto kami nagpapakasaya at nagwawalwal "Whoooohhhhhh".sigaw ni seven wala kaming unatupag kundi magcutting syempre maraming pera yung mga magulang ko kaya nakakapasa parin ako.Iba talaga ang nagagawa ng pera tsaka kahit anong ipabili ko ngayon din mabibili ko ganun ako kaspoiled aangal ka?!

It will cost a million for sure dahil kahit amoyin lang ay gawa talaga sa ginto. "Would you mind bargaining this golden hair dress for all of your jewelries?" Nagbago ang ekspresyon ng vendor. Mula sa galit na mukha ay kumalma ito at hinablot ang hawak ko. Nang makagat niya upang itest kung gold nga ba ay sumiklab ang saya sa mukha niya at nagmadaling bumalik sa puwesto niya. "Would you like a double bag for all of these, miss?"natutuwa niyang tanong na ikinangiwi ko.

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" Everyone was shocked at Polly's words. Even Ralph was shocked as well. He stared at us incredulously. Was buying a single penthouse condo unit worth eight million dollars not enough for this family? Were they going to buy a second one too? However, Mitchell's eyes lit up at once. He slapped himself on the thigh and exclaimed excitedly, "That's such a brilliant idea, Mom! That's right! You're filthy rich anyway, aren't you, Violet? It's just another penthouse! "This is a problem that can easily be solved with money. It's not even a problem anymore! Let's just go with that!"

"Alam mo, may nabasa akong joke kanina. Bakit daw hindi pwedeng maglaro ng tagu-taguan ang mga kalabaw?" Napatingin si Thalia sa kanya, walang emosyon sa mukha. "Bakit?" "Kasi ang hirap nilang itago, ang laki nila eh!" sagot nito, may kasamang pilit na tawa. Tahimik lang si Thalia, hindi man lang nagpakita ng kahit anong reaksyon. Napakamot si Nathan sa batok. "Wala? Wala man lang tawa? Kahit konti?"

Dala ko ba yung mga shot glass at alak? “Smile ka na, pare. Eto naman, sa Friday pa naman deadline n’on, sabi mo?” sabi sa akin ni Jin. Nagbuga na lang ako ng malalim na buntonghininga, kasabay ng pagkunot lalo ng noo ko.

tugon ng sekretarya na natawa sa sarili niyang sagot. Lucas shook his head as he smiled. "Hindi naman delikado kung pinagpaplanuhan... And you know what they say... High risk equals high return. The more expensive it is, the more dangerous it becomes; and the more dangerous it is, the more exciting it comes to be."

Prolog Suami istri lagi menikmati kemah di malam hari. Suami minta istrinya bercerita kehidupan sebelum mereka bertemu. Istri pun menceritakan semuanya dan bab selanjutnya akan jadi flashback kehidupan si istri. Bab 1

Tsaka para iwas gastos na rin sa pag-commute, exercise na rin hehe. I saw an ice cream shop. Sabi ko iwas gastos eh. Sige na nga, treat ko na rin ‘to since nakapasa ako. I entered the shop. Naglakad ako papunta sa counter. Ako palang ang customer dito, “Ah.” I bowed. “Good afternoon po. Can I have… Kitkat overload?” “Okay po Ma’am, that’ll be 10 silvers.” Inabot ko na ang bayad ko. “Paki-hintay nalang po.”