Expensive Profit Tagalog Joke Novels & Stories

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.

Sarcastic kong tanong. Napangiti siya. "You can look at it, pero I have to make sure you're killed kapag may pinagsabihan ka ng mga nilalaman niyan." "Ganun kahalaga ang laman nito?" Hindi ko napigilan na tumawa sa sagot niya. Masyadong brutal ang nasa isip ng taong ito. "Joke lang!" Kengkoy nitong sagot pero hindi pa rin nawala ang pagkapormal ng kanyang aura. "These are the list of underground transactions. Walang dapat makakaalam na meron tayo nito."

Iyon ay isang brilyante na relo na Patek Philippe, nagkakahalaga ito ng higit sa dalawang milyong peso bawat isa. Paano niya naibibigay ang isang bagay na nagkakahalaga ng milyun-milyon sa isang tao? Gaano kayaman ang bayaw na ito? Nagulat din si Lisora. "Hindi, hindi. Masyadong mahal ang relong ito, hindi ito matatanggap ni Joaquin."

"Bakit na iinggit ka ba? You want me to call you stupid like your cousin?" Aba! Ini-english na naman ako ah Teka nga at ng masampolan ng pang malakasang english. "Call me stupid and papansin at least hindi ako katulad mong nag set up ng engagement party pero hindi naman pinakasalan tssk." Nanlaki ang mga mata niya at naiatras pa ang isang paa dahil sa gulat. "Sinong tanga?" Kinanta ko na may tono ng sa Dora the Explorer

"What is wrong with you? We ate ONE piece of bread. How did that bother other guests?" The manager's face twisted. She yelled, "Security!" Then turned to me, voice full-volume. "Miss, if you don't pay, that's on you. This is a six-star hotel with Michelin chefs. You roll in with some bargain bread? That trashes our image. OF COURSE there's a fine! "Can't afford it? Don't fake it. Free music, free tea, your own snack, and six-star service? Acting like a victim? You SHOULD be fined!"

two, because i asked? She let out a huge laugh once again. Bakit natatawa siya tuwing nagi-ingles ito na kahit sa stream at sa laro, minsan naman talaga itong nag-English? She doesn’t know what’s so funny about it when he’s fluent with the language. Siguro English major ang isang ‘to. VS:Gen: i run a business Xhyro Gaming: anong business? VS:Gen: i design clothes Xhyro Gaming: ang galing mo naman pala

Nang tignan ni Mira kung magkano ang isinulat, halos hindi niya mapigilang tumawa. "Fifty Million? Ang cheap naman ng anak mo madam! Why not make it One Billion para worth it? With that Fifty Million, isang Ferrari Purosangue lang ang mabibili ko diyan which is around 45-55million, pagaabonohin ko pa si Aries ng 5million. How about my daily allowance at mga pang shopping ko? Hindi ba mas okay kung steady kami ni Aries para mas malaki pa ang makukuha ko?" nagkunwari siyang pinagiisipan ang ideya.

Edward said, casting a sympathetic glance at Dylan before receiving a sharp glare from Emily. “Vous (you),” Charles began, shifting his gaze to Emily, his tone turning serious, “La raison pour laquelle j'accepte ce mariage flash et insensé, c'est parce qu'il est un jeune homme exceptionnel et qu'il vient d'un conglomérat noble.” (The reason I'm accepting this flash, insane marriage of yours is because he's a fine young man, and he comes from a noble conglomerate.) He finished, the tension palpable in the room. Charles believed Dylan wouldn’t comprehend his words, but to his disappointment, Dylan understood every single word. His lips tilting up slightly in a smirk as he listened to Charles.

He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along “bobo! Mas mapapakinabangan pa yata yan kaysa sayo! Meron din syang kasamang sanay sa kutsilyo” (stupid! He will be more useful than you! We also have a person who is more used in knife) the boss shivered in horror when he remember the girl with a piercing eyes and a sharp knife

Tapos waldas lang siya nang waldas. Napailing ako at sumagot, "ang mahal naman kasi, 'wag na kaya?" Nahihiyang sabi ko habang nakangiwi, 'yung mga damit ko nga na sinusuot sa tiangge lang nabili eh, 100 pesos lang, maganda na. At saka nasa nagdadala naman 'yon, wala sa presyo at brand. Ang iba kasi, binabase nila lahat sa brand at sa presiyo para lang masabing mayaman ka at bagay sa iyo ang isang damit.