Joke Time Tagalog Novels & Stories

"No. Alam mo? Mabuti pa iinom mo nalang muna 'yang init ng ulo mo ngayon. I'm sure you will like this coco juice they have here." Pagkasabi ko dun, I frowned when everyone around me except Mr. Del Fuero laughed at me, na para bang may nakakatawa akong sinabi. "Coco juice daw?" Pang-aasar na tanong ng isa sa mga kasamahan nito saka agad ng humalakhak ang mga ito, causing me to look at them with confused look. I wonder what got these men laugh like this.

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

"Sorry kasi ano eh gutom na siya. Diba Kulas?" "Huh? Hindi ah busog pa ako kumain tayo kanina diba?" Ay jusko! Hindi man lang marunong maka gets ng sarcasm. "Gutom ka diba?" "Hindi nga Ela makita lang kita busog na busog na ako." At kumindat pa ang gago. "Yieee! Si Ate hindi sinabi na mag jowa pala sila" "Hashtag forever sa Mayon huh?" Nagsimula nila kaming paulanan ng tukso at pang aasar. Halos mabali na rin ang leeg ko sa pag iling habang si Kulas naman ay parang tanga lang na tatango tango at nakangiti ng todo.

["Oh? Nasaan ka apo?" ["Nasa mall po, La. Si lolo po ba nandiyan?"] Tanong ko. ["Ha? Ah eh wala eh, alam mo naman ang lolo mo, busy, masyadong mahal ang trabaho."] Inilapag ni lola saglit ang phone niya tapos kinuha ulit, ["Ay siya apo, busy ka yata. Mag-enjoy ka diyan kasama ang mga classmate mo."] Tumingin ako sa paligid ko at nakakita ng isang maliit na portal, nandoon si lola at kumakaway. ["Nako, kayo talaga, La. Hahaha!"]

Tama ba ako ng pagkakarinig? “T-talaga?” I croaked as I took a seat on the single couch across him. “’Y-yung jet ski?” “It’s fully loaded,” he answered and I gazed at him in amusement while watching him flip through the pages of the manga. “Remove my shirt.” “Ah… oo!” Is this for real? Baka mamaya ay tinotokis lang ako ng talipandas na ‘to?

Malakas kong bulyaw sa kanya. "Jusmiyo kang babae ka. Maaga pa sa'yo 'yan? Ako nga alas singko dilat na ang mga mata ko." My eyes widen. Linoloko 'ata ako ng bruhildang 'to e. "Seriously? Alas singko? E ni hindi pa sumisikat ang araw a?" "Iyan ang gising ng mga mahihirap. Mayaman ka kasi kaya kahit matulog ka kailan mo gusto may kakainin ka pa rin."

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

"Oh, hi... Long time no see, Lucas. Kumusta ang kulungan?" Lucas rolled his eyes. "Ayun, kulungan pa rin." "Iiwan ko na po muna kayo," nakangiting tugon ni Jeina sa dalawa, bago muling binigyan ng masamang tingin ang nakatatandang kapatid, "Umayos ka nga, Kuya. Ang dugyot mo."

How the hell— Oh my god! Did I really travel back in time!? Pero paano? Paano ako napunta dito at bakit? This is certainly not just a memory. Kasi kung isa lang 'tong alaala edi sana kanina pa ako nakabalik sa realidad at sa kasalukuyan. At tsaka nararamdaman ko lahat. Parang totoo ang lahat. Time Slip? Did I really just do that!? Agad na nawalan ng lakas ang binti ni Euphie at napaupo lang siya sa guardrail ng tulay dahil sa gulat.