Math Jokes Tagalog

After half a month of nonstop overtime, I secured a contract worth over ten million, pulling the company back from the brink of collapse. My boss, Richard Gray, was overjoyed. At the celebration party, he called me the pillar of the company and announced that he would reward me with a bonus. However, when the end of the month came, and I opened my payslip, I froze. Negative 250 dollars. A negative commission? I actually owed the company 250 dollars? I immediately called the finance department, asking if there was a mistake on my payslip. They replied, "No mistake. This is the cost calculation formula that Mr. Gray personally instructed us to use. He said you'd understand once you saw it." I went straight to Richard for an explanation. He laughed. "The contract that you signed, after factoring in the concessions, upfront resources, and hidden expenses, left the company with a net loss of 150 thousand. Since the loss was due to your personal decisions, you're responsible for five percent. That totals to 7500. "Considering how hard you worked, we deducted it from your base salary first. But your salary wasn't enough, so you still owe the company 250. Don't worry. The company treats its employees well. We'll write that off." Soon after, he awarded 100 thousand dollars to the newly arrived intern. I watched the newcomer, probably connected to Richard, cheerfully treat the entire company to dinner with her bonus, and something inside me just snapped. From that day onward, I did the bare minimum. I clocked in. I clocked out. Nothing more. Later, when a critical project went catastrophically wrong and the company faced a colossal compensation demand, Richard came begging me to fix it. I just smiled and said, "Sorry, Mr. Gray. I've already resigned. If there are any problems, you can ask the intern who got the 100 thousand dollar bonus to handle it."

The innocence and tenderness that Marylise transmitted through her beautiful blue orbs and her delicate body was too tempting and stormy for Styles' corrupted and tormented mind. There was something in that girl that made him go crazy. Although he knew perfectly well that it was not something right, his mind evoked the memory of him at every moment, turning with the passing of the days into a kind of dangerous and disturbing addiction. The age difference between the two of them was too much, but his desire and desire to have her was much greater. Her desire to make her hims was so intense that the mere fact that he couldn't do it was overwhelming. Until he came up with a magnificent idea. She needed money. He needed someone to teach him math. She was too skilled at solving operations. He was too good at other kinds of things. She will teach him mathematical formulas and universal calculus, while he will teach her how to be a woman. "You just have to accept" "Right, but what will I get in return?" "You teach me math, and I teach you other funnier things, little girl"

PARA kay Rafael ay perpekto na ang buhay niya. Party all night, sleep all day, and life would be easy, tulad ng sa kanta. Falling in love is not on his lists. Serious relationships are not included on his vocabulary. Nasa kanya na ang lahat, from his head-turning look to his big-fat bank account and wealth ay wala na siyang hihilingin pa. SIMULA pagkabata ay nabuhay si Tamara na naaayon sa kagustuhan ng kanyang ina. Lahat ng sinasabi nito ay kailangan niyang sundin, mula sa pag-aaral hanggang sa pipiliing mga kaibigan. Magbabago kaya ang mga pananaw nila sa buhay kung mag-krus ang kanilang mga landas? Lalaking walang pakialam sa mangyayari at babaeng may kailangang mapatunayan. Magagawa ba silang baguhin ng pag-ibig?

Celeste San Pedro, a typical senior-high school student of Hirokoshi High tends to live a normal life in Tokyo City, Japan with his older brother. Her life as a student was quite okay until she started to experience weird dreams with voices calling her in an unfamiliar name. She knew that the school library she used to visit every afternoon has something to do with this paranoia. And that she came across with an old and antique book which soon became a portal to an unexisting world. She lost herself in the city and woke up as a new being living in an old town of Gokayama. Growing with strange romantic feelings for each of the four main book characters, she almost forgot that she has her own real life too outside the book. Will she be able to return or will be forever miss her home?

Handa kang ipagbili ang sarili mo kapalit ng buhay ng taong pinakamamahal mo?
Para kay Laura, ang sagot ay oo. Pero ang kapalit—isang kontratang nakatali sa dugo at isang lalaking kinatatakutan ng lahat. Si Nikolas, ang tinaguriang Mafia King na walang puso.
Ngunit sa likod ng malamig niyang mga mata, may mga lihim na mas mapanganib pa sa bala.
At nang mabunyag ang totoo na ang halimaw ay isa lamang palabas, at ang tunay na kasalanan ay konektado sa sariling ama ni Laura magsisimula ang laban sa pagitan ng pag-ibig at paghihiganti.
Dahil minsan, ang puso ang pinakamabangis na kontrata sa lahat.

Walang ibang pinangarap si Paloma kung hindi ang maging isang kilalang modelo. Naabot na niya ang pangarap na 'yon dahil unti-unti na siyang nakikilala at nagkakapangalan sa industriya pero ang lahat ng kanyang pinaghirapan ay mawawala dahil sa isang gabing pagkakamali. Arken Fernandez is a perfectionist guy. Business minded person at priority ang kanyang trabaho. Paano kung isang gabi ay pareho silang magkamali? Papanindigan ba nila ang pagkakamaling 'yon? Mahuhulog ba sila sa isa't isa? O mananatiling lihim ang lahat ng naganap nang gabing 'yon pati na ang naging bunga nito?

Ava, is a woman with big ambitions who will do her best to get them. She is capable of sacrificing anything, including the one she loves. Because of her dream, Ava had to leave. Harris is a man who is unconcerned about his own life. Everyday he will get drunk, as well as play with the hearts of the women he'll meet. When he met Ava, everything changed. He transformed into a decent man for Ava. Misty, on the other hand, is an obsessed hopeless romantic. Envy-filled woman, she was consumed by rage, allowing her to accomplish anything she wanted. Regardless of what will happen, she will do anything to make Ava miserable. Will Harris love be strong enough to wait Ava's return? Will they return to each other's arms when the right time comes? After everything Ava had to sacrifice, can she still choose to be with Harris?

| PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER FILIPINO NOVEL | Selene, a 19-year-old Psychology student, was diagnosed with schizophrenia—a chronic brain disorder which causes delusions and hallucinations. She refused to accept this fact, believing she’s perfectly fine. It was too late when she figured out the truth: it was a misdiagnosis. It was not that disorder that led her to kill her schoolmates and her father.

Gracie, daughter of Lucifer, was sent to Earth to find her brother who ditched his responsibilities in Hell. Her brother was disguised as a teacher in an elite high school so she went there as a 16-year-old high school student.The only plan was to forcibly dragged her brother back to Hell but things changed when her life turns upside-down. She was tangled in campings, field trips, school plays which she really hated to the hell and back. Between those happenings, she met David, a human with a cold personality but with a very biblical name.David was already engaged with another human but the blame was on her when the girl suddenly died. Because ever since she arrived at that school, killings never stopped but she swears in the name of her father and all her uncles, she did not do the deed.Can she successfully persuade her brother to go back home when all of the happenings in school are not according to her liking?What about David? She liked that damn human.

Ashley has never been in love, until Gem comes into her life. But the bad news is, ikakasal na ang lalaki. She'll remain his best friend for the rest of their lives. For the last time, sumagal si Ashley, she hope that Gem will see her as a woman. Things went out of control at nauwi ang lahat sa kasalan. But Ashley has a dark secret that she keeps from Gem. Alam niyang masisira ang lahat kapag nalaman ni Gem ang bagay na hindi naman niya sinasadyang gawin sa binata. Will Gem finds the forgiveness from his heart after he finds out Ashley's secret? Or will he ends up punishing Ashley for the rest of their whole marriage life?