F Up Jokes

Delaney, young, beautiful, smart but also mistreated, abused and tossed to the side by every family she has known. Finding the courage to run away seems like a mistake until she runs into a handsome brick wall that makes her heart skip a beat. Orion, charming, handsome and funny playboy future Alpha for the Dark Pine Pack, doesn't care about women, other than of course bedding them and only goal is to be the best Alpha for his pack. But when the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen runs right into him, not only does she knock his breath loose, she takes it away.. Thinking what a perfect specimen to be had. Until she shows him she don't play games. Not only is she a no nonsense young woman with a heart of Gold, she's also something that has been missing from his Supernatural world.. For a decade... And there will be many who will be searching for the gorgeous and unknown young woman!! Will Orion change his ways for a woman he just met? Will Delaney even give him the chance to prove her otherwise of her thoughts of men like him? Will they be able to come together and fight an evil that is plaguing the lands?

PART 1 OF PERVERTED LITTLE ME SERIES WARNING⚠️ This book is sorely for erotica and BDSM lovers. Don’t have other thought! Yes, It’s smut story but not what you are thinking bro. Each chapter of this Diary are fiction stories of diverse sexual landscapes of characters. Imagine this as reading someone’s diary but not just one person…. You know what I mean? As this book unfolds, several sexual escapades that got you as the reader recollecting some great memories. I mean wet memories. This book is not written to scorn or abuse anyone, LBGTQ or Straight, this book doesn’t judge anyone its sorely for entertainment purposes. Imagine reading a high school girl diary of how she fucked her nerd professor? Just imagine the scene, PS… This is not for children, too hot to handle for nerds too… only a psycho can hop on…..

Exactly Five years ago, I discovered my union with my ex-husband was all a cruel lie. Before we married, my best friend Mirabel had introduced him to me as her brother. He was a poor talented but unrecognized fashion designer then, so I picked him up and helped him build his career with my father’s wealth. We later got married, and he eventually coerced me to sign off my father’s asset to his name and reeled by my undying love for him, I did. I trusted and believed that nothing could ever break us apart that I never saw Austin’s betrayer coming! First, I found out my best friend wasn’t his sister. They were a couple who had been having an affair under my nose, and it had been their plans to steal my heirloom. More heartbreaking enough, the day I found out was the day I discovered I was pregnant after three years of marriage. Austin, having gotten what he wanted, divorced me and threw me on the street with his seed growing inside me. He didn’t know, and I never intended to tell him. All I wanted was to hurt him back and take back everything he stole from him. However, helpless and left with nothing, I couldn't fight Austin back. I relocated to another city where I gave birth to twins who had rare talents. Five years later, their Talents brought me unexpected fortune. Now the most powerful and influential woman in the world, I could finally bring my bastard ex-husband to his knees... As if fate was on my side, everything fell right into place until it all came crumbling down again!

Di usianya yang terbilang cukup untuk menikah, Wina masih saja belum mendapatkan pasangan yang cocok dengannya. Di sebuah reuni sekolah dia dipertemukan lagi dengan Tama, mantan ketua osis yang dulu sangat Wina sukai. Namun, pria itu sudah berkeluarga. Yang lebih tidak Wina duga selanjutnya, ternyata Tama adalah klien barunya. Mereka pun mulai akrab. Dan, pada akhirnya perasaan yang tidak seharusnya tumbuh, terjadi di antara mereka. Di sisi lain ada Giko—sahabat dari SMA sekaligus atasannya—yang tiba-tiba saja memintanya untuk jadi pacar pura-pura. Namun, lama kelamaan perasaan Giko menjadi nyata. Bagaimana Wina menghadapi keduanya? Siapa yang akan dia pilih?

Revita memutuskan kembali ke kota dengan harapan bisa hidup tenang bersama Ibu dan putrinya. Namun, siapa sangka dia dipertemuan kembali dengan cinta pertamanya, Gavin Adhiyaksa. Pria yang mengenalkan manisnya cinta di awal kedewasaannya. Dan segalanya pun menjadi kacau setelah Gavin masuk ke kehidupannya kembali. Di tengah usahanya menghindari Gavin, dia malah bertemu dengan Mahesa—pria yang tidak pernah dia harapkan muncul di hadapannya lagi.

Tian Yun, ialah Kaisar langit yang paling kuat, punya segalanya—kekuatan, kehormatan, dan bahkan cinta dari Permaisuri Lian Xue. Atau, ya, setidaknya dia pikir begitu. Tapi ternyata, Lian Xue malah menikamnya dari belakang, diam-diam bersekongkol dengan Kaisar Iblis. Dalam sebuah pertempuran yang penuh tipu muslihat, Tian Yun tewas di tangan orang yang paling ia percaya. Alam semesta pun gempar, berduka atas kejatuhan sang penguasa. Tapi, bukannya benar-benar lenyap, Tian Yun malah bereinkarnasi di dunia fana, terjebak dalam tubuh seorang pemuda bernama Lin Feng yang baru saja mati karena dihianati saudaranya sendiri. Kebayang nggak, dari seorang Kaisar yang dulu serba bisa, sekarang harus hidup sebagai remaja biasa yang nggak punya apa-apa? Tapi Tian Yun, atau sekarang Lin Feng, nggak patah semangat. Dalam hatinya, ada tekad membara untuk membalas dendam, dan dia punya satu senjata yang nggak bisa diambil siapa pun darinya: pengetahuan soal kultivasi. Pelan-pelan, Lin Feng mulai merangkak naik lagi. Setiap kali dia latihan atau bertarung, ada kilasan-kilasan masa lalunya sebagai Kaisar yang terlintas—wajah Lian Xue, pertempuran terakhirnya, sampai rasa sakit yang dia pendam. Kadang dia berhenti sebentar, termenung, bertanya dalam hati, "Apa iya balas dendam ini bakal bikin semuanya lebih baik?" Tapi dia nggak mau terlalu lama larut dalam pikiran. Yang penting, dia harus bangkit lagi, lebih kuat dari sebelumnya, dan kali ini… nggak ada yang bisa menghalanginya. Perjalanan Lin Feng penuh tantangan, rahasia kelam mulai terungkap, dan ada musuh-musuh lama yang harus dihancurkan, termasuk Lian Xue dan Kaisar Iblis. Tapi di balik itu semua, dia juga mulai menemukan sesuatu yang baru—mungkin, makna hidup yang sebenarnya. Entahlah, tapi yang jelas, Lin Feng nggak akan berhenti sampai semua dendamnya terbalaskan.

I thought I was just an ordinary girl in a quiet town. Then I met Aiden Wolfe. He’s not like anyone I’ve ever known quiet, mysterious, and hiding something wild beneath his skin. I should’ve stayed away. Everyone warned me. But something about him pulled me in… and when he bit me, my whole world changed. Now I feel fire in my veins. I see things I shouldn’t. Creatures that shouldn’t exist. I’m being hunted for something I don’t even understand and Aiden may be the only one who can help me survive. This isn’t the life I chose. But the fire? The fire chose me.

Delotta (22 tahun) yang baru lulus kuliah menjalani magang pertamanya di salah satu perusahaan multinasional. Tanpa dia duga ternyata direktur perusahaan tersebut adalah Daniel Jagland, pria tampan yang tanpa sengaja dia temui di sebuah kamar tanpa busana ketika dia nyasar mencari jalan keluar di sebuah pesta. Yang lebih tidak menyangka Daniel Jagland yang dia kira berumur 30an ternyata seumuran sang papa (Ricko) dan mereka adalah teman akrab. Ricko sengaja menitipkan Delotta untuk bekerja di perusahaan Daniel. Sikap dan kebaikan Daniel pada Delotta selama dia bekerja membuat hati Delotta terombang-ambing. Dia mulai gelisah jika berada di dekat pria matang yang masih betah melajang itu. Hingga dia menyadari dirinya telah terjerat pesona teman papanya itu. Apakah Daniel akan menyambut perasaan Delotta, gadis yang jarak usianya terpaut 25 tahun dengannya?

Warning 18+ (bijaklah dalam memilih bacaan) Lantaran sakit hati karena tiba-tiba diputus sang pacar yang ternyata selingkuh dengan sahabatnya sendiri, Kavia Roemani Jagland menyetujui tawaran pernikahan seorang pria yang baru dikenalnya beberapa jam. "Menikahlah denganku. Akan kubuat mantanmu menyesal sudah menyia-nyiakanmu." Siapa yang menduga jika pria yang akan menikahinya itu adalah pewaris tunggal dari keluarga konglomerat Wirahardja, Javas Rashaka Wirahardja yang kasak-kusuknya menyukai sesama jenis. Kavia kira menikah adalah solusi, tapi ternyata masalah yang jauh lebih besar datang. Apalagi ketika Javas menginginkan seorang anak dari rahimnya!

Valentine lived with her abuser—her own father. Hence, she started to become responsible and independent at such a young age. With too many goals set in mind, she ended up seeing love as something stupid and a complete waste of time. Who would have known what her own life has in store for her? Her father got sent to the hospital, suffering a condition which she concluded was the consequence he needed to face after abusing her for so many years. A handsome man—her high school bully—appeared in the scene; Valentine was forced to wed him, bound by a contract in exchange for his financial support to pay the hospital bills for her father's treatments. He loved her; she hated him. Will they be able to stay together until their marriage contract ends? How will they face their own problems now that they're married but with no mutual feelings attached?