Facefart Story Novels & Stories

I placed my forehead on his arm to take deep breath. " Sorry I ran away from there but I could not hold my laughter anymore. It was hilarious. You should have seen your face. You looked absolutely shocked. I literally scared her as well. Did you see her face? " I said and kept laughing. He was smiling like anything. " You scared me as well. But now please stop laughing and come inside with me. " " Wait, I can't control my laughter. My famous laughter fit has hit me. " " What is your famous laughter fit? "

Her face turned apologetic and she was about to refuse when I added a little sob story. “You seem like a really nice lady…” A blush rose on her cheeks and I knew I was making headway. “But this man in picture, he… oh!… how can I say this?” The theatrics would have had people throwing roses at my feet. I spared a glance at Kol but the cluelessness on his face kept me going. He was about to be floored. “He had an affair with his fiance. They were supposed to get married next week but he saw…” I gulped hard for effect.

I brought down my head moving to smash my lips on hers but I ruined it by the most embarrassing of actions. It was a loud fart that convinced me that the universe hates me. I couldn't have my first kiss in peace. "Did you just fart?" She was having the laugh of her life. She slipped from my arms and onto the ground rolling on it with her palm clutching her belly as she laughed at my expense, "O-h he-a-vens, the count farts!"

Spontaneously I looked away and swallowed hard because I just got caught! "W-what?" I answered Arta's question nervously. Arta lifted his head from above my thighs, he straightened his body then looked at me with a reliable face, "Are you satisfied with my face?" he asked still expressionless. The unfortunate thing about Arta is that he has a handsome face but minimal expression. He rarely expresses excessively when responding to speech or talking to people.

“You...stay...here!” “Yes sir! I care about my hide.” “Perfect...where was I?” “That I’m stubborn?” “Right...I was saying that it is your fault that I will die thirty years earlier!” “What an exaggeration...five?” His face is unique, in fact, I burst out laughing to tears. “Oh my god...hahaha...give me a cell phone that I need to capture that face!” Darren doesn’t resist long and he starts laughing too, a little less compared to me, but he laughs.

Still, it wouldn’t leave me. When the artist finally turned the paintings around, Elara gasped in horror. Her caricature exaggerated everything. Her nose was huge, her expression looked like a puffed-up rooster. I laughed so hard my eyes watered, clutching my sides. Then he showed mine. It was even worse. My elegant posture looked stiff and snooty, my face stretched into something prim and ridiculous. Elara doubled over, laughing until tears streamed down her cheeks. We left the stall carrying our embarrassing portraits, the paper crinkling in my hands, still giggling like kids.

I lifted only one side of my cheek in a sarcastic grin. “Oh, really?” I taunted. “You suddenly lost your voice now? I thought you were shouting just a second ago!” My words were harsh, but I couldn't help myself. I was livid. Becky stood there, eyes wide, staring at the screen in disbelief. For a brief moment, she looked completely caught off guard. “This isn’t real!” she suddenly exclaimed, her voice shaking with desperation. “It’s an AI-generated image! It’s fake, Chad!” I laughed, a bitter, hollow sound. “Really? Is that what you tell yourself to sleep better at night?”

I placed my forehead on his arm to take deep breath. " Sorry I ran away from there but I could not hold my laughter anymore. It was hilarious. You should have seen your face. You looked absolutely shocked. I literally scared her as well. Did you see her face? " I said and kept laughing. He was smiling like anything. " You scared me as well. But now please stop laughing and come inside with me. " " Wait, I can't control my laughter. My famous laughter fit has hit me. " " What is your famous laughter fit? "

I wanted to surprise you about me singing on the stage but feel dejected when i saw you with CJ " He said feeling awful "But that doesn't mean anything " i said "If it doesn't mean anything to you, it mean something to me.. I did the face surgery because i was so embarrassed of my face and every music industry i go, they reject me because of my look, everyone call me ugly.. Do you know the pain i do pass through even my own mother do say the thing she regret most is giving birth to me.. I always try to give you my best smile even though i am deeply hurt inside " he said trying hard not to cry and i swallowed my spit hard

She winced, and etched, before he added. I remember your bday, when I pranked you with my health. You should have seen your face that day, you were so scared". He continued laughing, and since she could clearly remember that day, she let out a laugh, but she had to quickly hide her face, so he doesn't see it, but instead of allowing her hide her face, he pulls her face so she could face him.