Facefart Story Novels & Stories

I like this aspect of this place because I can heat it up to my satisfaction so it suits my taste. “That’s one of the craziest stories I’ve ever heard.” I murmured amidst full mouth. Carol just told me of a time she wanted to confess her feelings to a crush of hers and ate something which upset her stomach earlier that day. I don’t need to add the details to let you imagine what happened next. Long story short, she farted during the confession, only that time, the fart was more solid and stained her undies. I try not to laugh. Talking about this while eating should be disgusting but I’m having the time of my life this hot noon! It’s allowed today. Just today.

Love's a strange magic and I love what it's doing to me. Knowing that she has feelings for me makes my whole being joyful. "What's funny, momma?" I asked, making faces at her. "You... You... You're so funny." She said in a fit of laughter and a smile appeared on my face. "I'm glad you find me funny, most people don't." "If I made a video of you showing your innocent child face act to Dean and Karl, they'll laugh forever." She said, her laughter reducing to low chuckles. "You wouldn't dare! They'll never give me peace if they see that, my reputation would be ruined!" I shouted with a feigned sad face and it only renewed her laughter.

A smile crept up on my face and he kissed my cheek. He looks so yummy! He wasn't wearing a shirt and for a minute, I wanted to grab him and eat him all up. I quickly looked away to hide my stupid red face. "What were you doing?" I pout. I've been doing that facial exercise for more than a week now and I haven't seen any drastic change. It seemed I’d been stressing my cheeks for nothing. "Facial exercise," I mumbled. He grinned. "I told you that you're perfect just the way you are,"

- I asked, shaking his face with my hand, even though it wasn't helping anything. - COF! COF! A-all right, I'm fine! COF! COF! - he replied as he waved his hand in our direction. - Looks like Megan just told us a secret! - Flora said as she smiled teasingly, making fun of Ethan's face. - No way, who says I've never had ice cream? Megan doesn't know anything. - The man said, sounding angry even though he really wasn't. - Yes, I do! You said so yourself, so you're the one lying. - The girl said, while also making an angry face and crossing her arms.

Don't tell me that brute fooled me about the face paint? I gulped and shook my head. Of course not! He's been extra nice today. Extra nice. Nice. Oh, fuck! I'm doomed! When is he ever nice?! That man was born with fucking horns in his head! A loud scream emerged out of my throat when I finally saw the finished drawing he made on my face! Pink and purple poops with eyes and mouth! Like the keyboard emojis! This is ridiculous! I touched it and it quickly smeared all over my cheeks since it's still wet. I hope this shit is not so hard to remove or I'm doomed!

Desperate and out of options, she listened to the bad advice she found online. In a bid to make money quickly, she authorized a so-called AI modeling company to use her facial data. It turned out to be a scam. Criminals used her face to create all kinds of obscene AI-generated adult videos, which spread rapidly across the internet. Overnight, her reputation was destroyed. Everywhere she went, people pointed and whispered. Their stares felt like needles piercing her skin. Eden had only been with Rachel because of money in the first place. Now he finally had the perfect excuse to cut ties with her.

“You’re blushing.” “I’m not!” “Oh, you definitely are. Your face is all red. What are you thinking of, Dala?” I bumped him with my shoulder, grinning now, for real this time. “Okay, new game,” I said. “Say something weird about yourself. No context. I’ll start. I talk to my shampoo bottles when I’m angry.” His brows furrowed. “That’s deeply concerning.” “No judgment, ex-convict. Your turn.” “I once faked fainting to avoid a family dinner.”

While I threw my back in laughter, I didn't miss the looks from Margo, Amandla and Vok. Worry, annoyed and confused respectively. “What's so funny your highness?” madam Lafayette asked. I wiped a tear off my face. With a wave of my hand I smiled. “ Your face Madam Lafayette. It reminds me of a frowning child” The rest of the group sniggered and it made Madam Lafayette more pissed. “Okay I'm sorry if I confused any of you but sorry to disappoint you but I have no new mate”

A few cream was left in my hand as well so I placed it on his face to complete the look. Now in front of me was standing the man who was looking like a whipped fountain instead of a businessman who was cooking in his jeans and formal blue shirt. I knew my bestie was an eye candy, Rehana was a lucky girl. And then started our war and we started throwing things at each other and ended up looking like jokers in circus from decent man and woman. "What my fault, you were stealing the whipped cream." He accused. " Yeah so, I was getting bored , you were the one who snatched it from me." I retorted.

I blinked a few times as I was still staring at his face. That same mischievous grin was back on his face as he pinched my cheeks and pulled them as if I was a toddler. He pulled my cheeks a little hard. "Aaaaoooo!!! Stop it. Yes, I was thinking that way. I can't help it, okay. I have learned the hardest way possible not to trust anyone. And don't touch my cheeks again. You almost ripped them off." I replied to him while rubbing my cheeks. They were burning because of the hard pull. I knew I had a pout on my face as I asked him to stop. But as he saw that pout on my face, he started laughing again. That idiot was really getting on my nerves.