Finding Mr. Perfect
When Freya pulled out something long, rubbery, and hard, everyone laughed their hearts out.
IT WAS A DILDO!
Kenneth’s Aunt Kate said, “As expected of Kenzie.”
“Freya, you’re supposed to press here when you need to use it,” Kenzie said, pointing to a button—and suddenly, the thing convulsed!
It was scary!
Her inner thoughts laughed.
Inner Devil: ‘Not bad, but let’s be honest, we want the version that argues, sulks, and spoils us with five-star breakfasts.’
Inner Devil 2: ‘Yeah, I refuse. Auntie, Ma’am, Freya has retired from the bachelorette life, FYI!’