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They say, love approaches you at the peak of your youth, but in some cases it happens earlier than expected. Though you don't expect love, it is ageless, timeless, and placeless. Here's an African story of love, a love unexpected , untold, a love that changes , a love that heals. Here's an unconditional love between two uncommon and unlikely persons, two teens though they were world apart, they didn't care, though they were class difference, they cared less. "Adure look into my eyes and tell me you don't love me" These were his words before they parted , a space that made him realize just how much he needed her, a break that made her realize she needed him more than she needed her next breath. I know what your questions may be , what caused Their separation? What transpired between them? How long was the break and oh! What is the lover boy's name. Why don't you find out your self by reading this intriguing Iove story , this undying love story. Oh also this question, how does a break , a big break as that , makes one realize how much he or she longs for / love themselves more, well dear readers it all happened in THAT ONE BIG BREAK

From day one Stacy was unloved and abused, and unwanted. Her mother "abandoned" her as a baby. Her step mother is evil, her step brother and sister hate her, and her father never wanted her. Will she finally find love? Or will she be unwanted? After some time she finds out she isn't normal at all she has some powers.Updates three times a day noon, four pm and 10 pm central time.

WARNING: (R18) STORY WITH MATURE CONTENT: Si Aria ang kahulugan ng buhay para kay James. Mahal na mahal niya ang asawa niya at alam niya na kapag nawala ito ay guguho ang mundo niya. Iyon ang pinaka-kinatatakutan niya at iyon ang pinaka-hindi niya gustong mangyari. Pero paano kung ang kinatatakutan niyang iyon ay biglang mangyari? At paano kung sa muli nilang pagkikita ay hindi na siya kilala ni Aria? Paano na ang pamilya nila at ang ikalawang bata na dinadala sa sinapupunan ng kaniyang asawa?

"You are secretly Wild Mrs. Williams but I Can make you experience all that you are reading." Everett was stunned looking at the genre she was reading. Whilst Arizona flinched by the sudden voice of her husband. The tale of A guy who was afraid to fall in love and A girl who craved love were bounded in a arranged marriage.

"จะไปไหนคะ"รสรินถามด้วยน้ำเสียงร้อนรน เมื่อยังถูกลากมาตามทางเดิน อรรถไม่พูดอะไร เขายังพาเธอเดินไปเรื่อยๆ ใบหน้าหล่อเหลายกยิ้ม เมื่อสัมผัสถึงความเย็นที่เกิดขึ้นบนมือที่เขากุมอยู่ ไงล่ะยายโรสคนเก่ง แค่นี้ก็กลัวแล้วเหรอ อรรถคิดเมื่อพาเธอเดินมาถึงห้องพักของแขกวีไอพี "คุณอรรถ!"หญิงสาวกรีดร้อง เมื่อเขาแตะคีย์การ์ดกับประตูบานหนึ่ง "คุณอรรถ! ปล่อยฉันนะคะ"ร่างบางดิ้นหนี เมื่อถูกเหวี่ยงเข้าไปในห้อง ก่อนที่คนร่างสูงจะปิดประตูตามหลัง รสรินถอยหนี เมื่อชายหนุ่มปลดเนคไทออกจากคอ "ฉันจะกลับ!"เท้าบางยังคงถอยหนี เมื่อร่างสูงย่างสามขุมเข้ามา "ไงแค่นี้ก็กลัวแล้วเหรอ"เสียงห้าวทุ้มเอ่ยถาม เมื่อสลัดเสื้อสูทราคาแพงออกจากตัว ตาคมเข้มมองไปที่หญิงสาวที่ยืนตัวสั่นอยู่ตรงหน้า ไหนล่ะรสรินคนเก่ง คนที่จงใจมาฉีกหน้าเขา ภรรยาที่ถูกต้องตามกฎหมายงั้นเหรอ สงสัยเขาต้องเรียกร้องสิทธิ์ความเป็นสามีจากเธอซะแล้ว ปล่อยให้ลอยนวลมานาน ชักจะเหิมเกริมขึ้นทุกวัน "กรี๊ดดด!!!ปล่อยนะ"ร่างบางกรีดร้อง เมื่อร่างสูงกระโจนเข้าใส่ ทำไมมันถึงกลายเป็นแบบนี้ เธอพลาดตรงไหนกัน เขาถึงได้เข้าถึงตัว

WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXPLICIT SCENES AND MATURE ELEMENTS, SUITABLE ONLY FOR READERS AGED 18 AND ABOVE. Read at your own discretion. Blaze Arden Vaughn is an heir to a huge empire. An ace student of the medical faculty. Exceptionally handsome, sweet, and nice. His name signifies fire but his heart is as cold as ice. Ace Daxton Anderson is a known 'one-night stand' guy and bi. A gang leader who won't back down from a gang fight and is not afraid to be bruised just to prove his point. Both have their own territory, not knowing each other's existence. Until the day the Ice Prince fixed his cold gaze on the very hot gang leader on the field. "You want me that bad... your eyes were screaming it out loud..." Blaze announced with his challenging tone. A calm smile adorned his face, making Ace's jaw clench while their gazes locked. "I can smell your desire even from afar..." Blaze continued with a very subtle smirk, making Ace grit his teeth. "Who would not? You are Blaze Arden Vaughn. The epitome of perfection. Everybody's dream guy" Ace sarcastically responded, a smirk grazed his lips. His jaw clenched in annoyance not with Blaze but with himself. "So Ace Anderson, want to try, a Blaze Arden Vaughn for tonight?" Blaze smirked as he casually asked. A one-night stand offered by the cold Blaze Arden Vaughn, just one night of pleasure… one night of curiosity.

Growing up, Oceana knew she was different from anyone else coupled with the I'll treatments she got from her step family and father. When her power thirsty father gave her out to fulfill his acquisition, Oceana must find out who she truly is. Meeting a guy who changed her ruthless behavior and helped her find who she truly is. Oceana is forced to choose between the safety of herself or to achieve what she came for

I was nine months pregnant when a man ambushed me, dragging me to the rooftop and repeatedly stabbing me. He had a grudge against my husband for replacing him. Meanwhile, my husband, a rescue team leader, was frantically coordinating efforts to stop his depressed ex-lover from burning down a rental apartment. I never called for his help. In a previous life, I had desperately called him, and he had abandoned his ex-lover to rush to my side. As a result, my child and I survived the attack, but his ex-lover perished in the fire she ignited. My husband seemed unfazed, even booking a VIP delivery room for me. Yet, on the day I was to give birth, he bound me and brutally stabbed our newborn multiple times. "You were in on this plot, weren't you?" he snarled. "Those wounds? They're nothing! You weren't even close to dying!" "Oh, you like being stabbed so much? I'll give you exactly what you want!" Suddenly, I found myself back on the day of the kidnapping. This time, I decided to let him go save his precious ex-lover.

She has a lot to learn about the world of shadow walkers, including the perils they face. It isn't until nineteen year old Alison Colby, inherits an old family estate house that she discovers the secret that her parents kept from her. Not only is she a shadow walker, but she is of royal lineage and is expected to assume the throne soon. Fortunately, Nick Jackson is willing to teach her all she needs to know, since he just so happens to be a shadow walker himself..and he is in love with her. Unfortunately, so is his competitive cousin, Martin... and when it comes to a contest of women, Martin always wins. SHADOW LOVE BOOK ONE BEGINS A GRIPPING, SEXY, AND EXCITING STORY THAT CONTINUES IN SHADOW LOVE BOOK TWO!

Claire life crashes when she comes home to an empty apartment. Her boyfriend, Ben had run away with all her savings, sold all her furniture, leaving her with nothing but a broken heart. She tries to forget the heart ache by having a one night stand with a handsome stranger. Her luck changed when her father, a media mogul, who she never thought existed shows up introducing her to her step brother. But in an odd twist she realizes that he was her one night stand.