Filipino Jokes One Liner

Madison breaks up with her cheating Rich boyfriend Xavier, on that same day her bestie decided to take her to a bar to feel better. madison gets drunk and had a one night stand with a smoking hot man, who's name and face she barely remembered. on getting home, Madison decided to treat all infection forgetting to prevent pregnancy. Madison finds herself pregnant but the problem is she can't remember the man she spent the night with and she isn't even sure who the actual father is, is it her one night stand or her ex boyfriend. what's the worst that could happen? now Madison has to make a choice to keep or remove the baby, which will she do? will she reunite with her ex boyfriend for the sake of the child? or will she look for her mysterious smoking hot one night stand? What happens when Madison finds out both her hot smoking one night stand and her ex boyfriend whom she still loves are best friends. So much drama, anger, love, revenge, plotting, hatred all in one triangle. What's crazy is does this one night stand destroys Madison's life or does it make it better?

Saat sedang kalut karena di-PHK, Lucio justru dibawa pada sebuah kehidupan baru yang mengubah pribadi dan kehidupannya. Perjumpaan tanpa sengaja dengan Maya, membuatnya akhirnya menerima tawaran pekerjaan dari Maya untuk menjadi pria simpanan Maya dan crewnya. Namun Lucio tak ingin terus terjerumus ke dalam lingkaran Maya dan crewnya. Lucio akhirnya menemukan sosok wanita yang benar-benar ia cintai, bahkan ia rela merenggut nyawa orang lain demi wanita yang ia cintai itu.

We Are One Fantasy Romance Banished from the underworld and stripped of her place among her kind, Anika wanders the mortal realm alone—haunted, hunted, and broken. When Olivia, the mate of the reigning Alpha and a seer with a gift for prophecy, has a vision of a mysterious young woman cloaked in sorrow, fate begins to stir. One fateful night, their paths cross, and Olivia brings the wounded stranger into her home. Corbin, Olivia’s son and heir to the Alpha title, senses something ancient and undeniable the moment he meets Anika: she is his destined mate. But Anika carries dark secrets, scars from a past that threaten both her future and his pack. As their bond deepens, Corbin and Anika must navigate the politics of pack life, confront the dangers of Anika’s origin, and face a destiny that demands unity of body, heart, and soul. In a world where strength is tested and loyalty is earned, love may be the most powerful force of all. Together, they must rise. Together, they are one.

She wasn't supposed to survive the fire. She definitely wasn't supposed to survive him. Lyra Selene's life fractures the night fate finally finds her. At a high-profile fundraiser gone wrong, Lyra crosses paths with Zeviar Dravyn. To the human world, he is a billionaire philanthropist with a flawless public image. To the wolves, he is the Alpha King—feared, obeyed, and cursed. One look at her is enough for him to know the truth she doesn't yet understand: she is his mate. And she's human, which should make the bond impossible. Before Lyra can make sense of the pull between them, another presence steps out of the shadows. Orion Dravyn—Zeviar's twin brother, a rogue Alpha exiled from the throne. Wild where Zeviar is controlled. Dangerous where he is polished. And when their eyes meet, the impossible happens again. Lyra is bound by fate to two Alpha brothers who were never meant to share a mate. The bond is split between them—rejecting one will kill her, but claiming one will destroy the other. And as secrets unravel, she discovers she is not who she thought she was. She is the last of a bloodline the world tried to erase. A living myth wrapped in human skin. And the prophecy that destroyed her family is coming for her next. Caught between two Alphas, two worlds, and a fate that wants her dead, Lyra has one choice: Break the bond. Or let it break her.

"I don't do business with monsters!" Mino sarcastically exclaimed, glaring fiercely at the lady with a thin cloth covering her face. "So was I with a pathetic human," Vreihya grumbled angrily. They both despised one other's kind because, in their own views, they were both monsters. Vreihya is the strongest vampire, fated by prophecy to bear a child who will substitute the Goddess of the Moon, yet she cannot live freely without the human who is her only remedy for her illness, and when the human perish, she dies. Their foes will object to having a half-human blooded vampire as their new Goddess, thus they will go to any length to slay the mortal and dominate the most powerful vampire in the vampire world.

From day one Stacy was unloved and abused, and unwanted. Her mother "abandoned" her as a baby. Her step mother is evil, her step brother and sister hate her, and her father never wanted her. Will she finally find love? Or will she be unwanted? After some time she finds out she isn't normal at all she has some powers.Updates three times a day noon, four pm and 10 pm central time.

"Everyone knew she was his." ~ Ava and Lucas have been best friends since Lucas saw Ava at the playground when she was 4 years old. She is innocent and shy where as Lucas is more intimidating to everyone other than Ava. Despite this, they do everything together. Where ever one went, the other followed. Never going more than a day without seeing each other, it's safe to say they were inseparable. Now at 16, Ava is forced to spend a year in public school after being home-schooled all her life. How is Lucas going to react with all the new people she is going to meet, especially being so possessive over Ava. However, even though they are best friends, Lucas is keeping a secret from Ava. A big one. Lucas is a werewolf. And Ava is his mate.

Jewel Anderson is secretly in love with her best friend boyfriend. She endured the pain and dismay in her heart knowing how much Cherrie Miller; her best friend loves the man. On the night of their graduation Ball she discovered that Cherrie is cheating. She saw her kissing Frank Mason in his car, dumbfounded she watches as the car speed away from the school ground. She looked everywhere for Larry Williams, She thought in her heart that she might have a chance. Luckily after finding him, one of their common friends invited her to tag along for the after party, Larry's face is sullen, he’s so quiet and as cold as ice. In the bar she seat next to him and when their eyes met she give him a nod and smile sweetly. Although his Cherrie's boyfriend they are not really close. He seems to recognize her, they chatted and share a toast. Both of them get wasted, decided to leave the bar together and shared the long cold night. In the morning Cherrie showed up in Larry's condo, seeing both of them under the quilt. They were caught. Her best friend cried, looking at her with disgust and anger, accusing her of betrayal. She left after ending her relationship with Larry. Deep inside she knows, Cherrie betrayed the man first but she could not say it and as her best friend does she really need to humiliate her like that. Even the man she love who initiated the did, blame her for everything.

When the firmament becomes filthy with barbaric bats,And the ground begins to revolt bySputtering out appetizing red liquids and Enticingly galling skeletons.Scamper off to your secure nests, dear humans,And inhale every feeling of protection.For within the space of two heartbeats,The "sanctuary" feeling will be lost In the chaos for tranquility.

This story has an adult activities that prohibited from minors 🔞 you can read this with your own risk. Ito ang kwento ng isang babae na niloko ng kan'yang kasintahan at ng isang lalaking na in love agad sa kan'ya nang una n'ya itong makita sa isang bar. Ang simula ng kanilang kwento ay nagsimula sa isang bar kung saan sila unang nagkasiping. Tunghayan ang kwento nila Frederick Santiago at Freya Fuentabella. Enjoy readings! Note: My work is not really perfect so expect those typological and grammatical errors inside sa story.