Flabbergasted Meme Novels & Stories

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

As if flipping a switch, the thunderous expression …! …dissipated like smoke replaced by a childish excitement and glee?!? The guests’ recoiled back in shock, their mouths dropping open wide enough to stuff an apple and their eyes nearly popping out of their sockets. What the fuck?! They couldn’t resist the urge to rub their eyes because this change was so jarring they thought they might be hallucinating it! （ ﾟДﾟ） The wild wolf Astar Levi turned into a happy puppy, trotting over to his master–ahem, groom – with shining eyes, a skip in his step, and metaphorical flowers blooming all around him. If he had a tail, it would be excitedly wagging behind him.

flat tummy! I gasped with shock! Flat tummy? I covered my mouth from screaming as I watched Bridget, fixing back her fake pregnancy!!! 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 Kasala doj burst ohh!!😂😂 If you were Denise...what are you gonna do after such discovery??😃😃 Unlock the next hilarious episode with 3k likes!!👅👅👅

The exclamation mark then transformed into an image: a thumbs-down sign, clearly conveying mockery. Underneath the image was a message: "Improve your skills before coming back. You're embarrassing yourself!"

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Mr Sam throws us a warning glance but says nothing, I convince myself to open the blog and my head spins a bit. No, no, no. Not this. Nice slap? Next time, punch her? It all begins to make sense at the video of me slapping Olivia staring at me. The worst are the comments asking if it’s Photoshopped while some reply with memes of the slap. Oh my life. I’m in deep shit.

Someone had used my picture from the launch and made a meme! “It’s hilarious,” Clyde said, laughing dryly. I stared at it in disbelief, and my eyes caught the handle at the bottom. In an instant, my lips turned down at the corners. That bastard! How dare he?!

𝗜 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗺, 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆. "What?!" 𝗨𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆, 𝗜 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 � ��𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲.

It trembled for a moment before steadying again, revealing Aaron, Blake and… him. Next played the one scene that had been on repeat in his mind–Aaron’s fist slammed into his jaw. Suddenly, the video froze just as he was about hitting the floor and a cartoon horny blasted. Bright colors exploded across the screen, his face stretched and farting sound effects played as the footage zoomed in repeatedly. The meme continued for another few seconds before cutting back to the podcast where Gina was already laughing uncontrollably. They showed the other students around her too, all equally amused as they chortled and cackled.

They were giving me a weird dirty look that made me feel extremely uncomfortable. Equally confused, I turned to look at the screen to figure out what the problem could be only to see the unimaginable. A gasp filled my throat as I stared in shock at the content displayed on the screen. Instead of the commercial data I had assembled while preparing for this presentation, I was seeing sex memes and p**n adverts.