Flabbergasted Meme Novels & Stories

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

My fingers flew across the screen, typing out a response. "Miss you too, handsome. Can't wait to see that charming smile." April looked up from arranging the balloons, curiosity sparkling in her eyes. "Who's got you smiling?" she asked, her brow furrowed. I quickly typed out another response to Luca before turning to April, adopting a nonchalant tone. "Oh, just checking celebrity memes and blogs. You know, mindless fun." April raised an eyebrow, her expression skeptical. "You're really into that stuff?" I shrugged, trying to appear casual. "Yeah, it's just a guilty pleasure."

He watched her closely, awaiting her reaction. Megan's eyes widened in sheer shock, disbelief etched on her features. "What? Liam, are you serious?" She asked her voice a mix of surprise and scepticism. Her initial reaction was to think that Liam might be attempting to make a joke to lighten the atmosphere, though she found nothing humorous about the situation. "That's not funny at all!" Liam's expression remained sincere as he assured her that he was not joking, "I'm being completely serious." Megan's disbelief persisted. She didn't believe a word Liam was saying, and it was because what he was saying simply made no sense at all. Her voice carrying a hint of frustration she said, "Are you s

“The one with the really boring voice?” “Exactly!” Harry slapped the table, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “I swapped all the flashcards in his presentation with ones that had ‘cat memes’ on them. The entire lecture was an hour of memes, and the best part? He didn’t even notice until halfway through. None of the students told him; they just recorded it silently while trying to control their laugh.”

My face can’t help but frowned when I saw the thing staring at me. Serouisly! Why is this happening to me!? I found the giant white bunny staring at me like he wanted to eat me alive. Can’t this day get any worse?! ==============:? PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO VOTE, COMMENT, SHARE AND FOLLOW. THANKS A LOT BABY WEIRDOS. FOR MORE IMPORTANT UPDATES PLEASE VISIT THE FOLLOWING: F******k: Sam Velasquez F* Page: Samx Writes Twitter: @Oddly_Weird_Mis

"I say.. let's make them twerk. I bet they'd look like a sheep whose ass jiggles when it-t moves. My butt don’t jiggle, jiggle, it folds. I’d like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure~" "Fuck." Another wave of laughter crossed over us. We must looked like crazy humans but honestly Flora and I didn't care about the world. "L-Les, I swear to god stop...my stomach." She clutched her paining stomach, but nevertheless she still continued to loudly cackle. Our cries of laughter died down, slowly and all the time I felt three pairs of eyes latched on us. "You'll get me...killed one day." Her breathing came back to normal. "The last one was epic."

It didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on—Jaxon was going viral. “This is going to be fun,” Kade chuckled and then kissed my cheek. “I’ll see you later.” I watched him disappear and then kept walking. I stopped in front of a locker to peel off one of the stickers. It was a cartoonish meme of Jaxon, complete with exaggerated wide eyes and a speech bubble that read: "Bidding $5000 on an ex? Obsessed much?" I scoffed, shaking my head. The next one was even worse—"Jaxon’s Punch: Weakest Move of the Year."

Heartbeat thumping loud and strong. The baby flips, tiny hand raised like it’s waving. Or flipping the camera off. The chat explodes. 20 million viewers watch my baby give the middle finger to the world. I smile (small and sharp). “There’s your sympathy.” I end the live. The internet loses its mind. #BabyFlipOff trends worldwide in minutes. Memes flood in, the ultrasound with clown makeup on Amara’s face, the baby with sunglasses and a crown. Amara’s podcast clip is ratioed to hell. Her mentions are a war zone.

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My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.