Flirtatious Comebacks Novels & Stories

"I think you're gorgeous as hell." The words caught me off guard, and heat immediately rushed to my cheeks. Damn you, babe. "Flirting will get you very far with me, Burkhart," I said, trying to hide my smile. He chuckled. "And you wanna know what I think about you?" "What?" I slowly looked him over, letting my eyes linger on him. "I think you look manly as fuck." I licked my lips, the heat in my eyes intensifying. "And I'm so fucking attracted to that shit."

Everything is off with that! "Nope! All right I guess!" I scoffed, n the irritation making a turn. Back to silence, awkward and scary silence, making me really uncomfortable. So I decided to continue the flow if conversation, "You shouldn't have kiss me back then. It was sexual harassment!" I again began breaking it. When he laughed, "I know! But seeing you smile, I couldn't hold back." his flirty reply was maddening me now. "You are eyesore!" I gritted inside my mouth. As we were already very near the location.

“I think they are two pretty people who have fluttered around each other so long that now they are curious.” “So, what am I supposed to do now that you sent my company away?” He inched closer to me with our legs now touching. Oh boy, here it is. He is going to want to flirt with me and use me like I was warned. I am not so easily swayed by smoldering bedroom eyes. I looked straight into those eyes and replied. “There are plenty of attractive women in this club who would love to keep you company.” He smirked at my dismissal. “And what about you? Who will keep you company?” He rubbed one of his knuckles against the bare skin of my forearm.

"Brother, can you just go with the flow?" "Tsk. Where is she?" I asked her. "Secret!" The smiles that my sister gave me were meaningful. I just shook. "I'll gotta go bro. I'm just going somewhere." "Okay." I answered. "Welcome back Mr. CEO slash Engineer Claveria!" When we entered the office, we were immediately greeted by Paradise Corp employees. The crowd applauded and some shouted. I never thought that my sister had such a gimmick. "Also, welcome back Architect Robles!" Robles immediately smiled and waved to the employees here as if he were an actor.

He thought I was about to beg. I gave him a cold smile. "This is your big move? A few office workers yelling at me? I'll just move. Problem solved. You want to really ruin me? Call some influencers. Stream this live. Let the whole city watch." His face went dark. "Fine. You asked for it." Yes, I thought. Let it burn. Let everyone see how your uncle and your wife have been screwing you over this whole time.

He smirked too before turning his back and getting back to the kitchen. My smirk immediately faded as soon as he walked away. I wanted to slap myself! That was embarrassing! He didn’t say anything he just smirked, what does that mean? Did he catch that I was flirting with him? God, I suck at flirting! I don’t even know why I flirted, wasn’t I sad? Who flirts right after they cry? He probably thinks I’m a weirdo who’s desperate for men’s attention, which I’m totally not!

“That’s a truckload.” “Maybe after we eat, we can-” “No. It’s fine. Let’s talk while eating.” “Isn’t that like bad table manners?” “Fuck table manners when I have you seated in front of me.” “Oh God.” I felt… what’s it called? Fanny flutters? Yeah. That. “You are a flirt.” “Funny,” he briefly stood up halfway to adjust my plate, “I am usually not one. When I’m with you, it comes naturally.”

“We do, don’t we? Still, can’t a girl get out of her comfort zone by asking one of the most brilliant guys in her grade?” Oh, she’s good. She’s calling me brilliant. Ego flattering always works when flirting. I couldn’t help my smile. “So, you think I’m brilliant.” She nodded. “Plus, we’d look great in the pictures.” She ran her fingers down my arm as she looked up at me through her lashes. Damn, she’s a good flirt.

Then he met my eyes and smiled shyly at me. There was a light tint on his cheek that I couldn't help but admire. I smiled at him. "That's pretty sweet even for you, Nate." I told him. "But thank you. I really appreciate it. It's actually nice talking to someone who can relate to what we're going through." This time, Nate's face suddenly turned flirtatious as he curtsied. "Glad to be of assistance to you then." He looked up and winked. "Tell me, my lady. Shall I have a kiss for a payment?"

Definitely not slam him with your witty comebacks. With that thought buzzing through my head, I slapped on a smile so sugary sweet it could probably cause cavities and batted my eyelashes at him, or at least I tried to pull off that cute eye-flutter. I mean, god, it probably looked more pathetic than alluring.