The Revenge Plan
“This was how it was supposed to happen. You would take the socks out of your bag and put them on…in the locker room, before the game, right?”
“Right,” he said slowly.
“Well, I pictured the whole scene. You’d be there, in the locker room, all your teammates around, talking and joking, and whatever you guys do while getting dressed. And Topher. He’d be…well, wherever his locker is across the room from you. And then boom, you’d unwrap your socks to put them on, and what do you know, the bra would fall out, totally catching you by surprise. So you’d pick it up and stare at it a moment, totally bewildered, wondering where in the world it had come from. Then, realizing it had to be your roommate’