For My Weirdo Novels & Stories

I have got my own shits to deal with. *

“They were like that?” “They’re both geniuses, but meh, it’s like I have to maintain something that isn’t really me if I have to be with either one of them.” Of course I had to put myself out there. “I am boring. It all boils down to a lot of guys liking you and will like you.” “I don’t get it though.” “Why do guys like you?” “Yeah. I wouldn’t like me if I were a dude.” “Because?” “I know I’m weird. My personality depends on the day. I’m awkward and I know I look like a scarecrow right now.”

Weirdo. "Why do you think I'm weird?" He asked somehow reading my mind. "No, I don't." I lied as I looked around for anyone I knew. "Please come with me I want to study you and learn everything else about you that I don't already know." He requested as he grabbed my hand. Oh no. What do I do? "Leave me alone!" I shouted, threw the bottle of Fanta grape at him and I did the only thing I could do, run. I ran and I didn't look back until I reached my apartment.

"kaso may pagka-weird at masungit ka." Gusto niyang tanungin dito kung bakit nito iyon nasabi gayo'ng iyon naman na ang normal niya. He's weird? What the fvck?! Hindi ba ito aware na marami ang babaeng nagkakandarapa sa kanya para lang matikman siya tapos ito sasabihin lang siya ng weird.

Me three. ***

My Not Sister Hiro I’m crazy. I know I’m crazy. Everyone knows I’m Crazy Zen—and not in the chill, meditative, herb-sipping way. Insightful as my brain forces me to be—in the most disturbing, inappropriate, and irrelevant ways—social awareness and cultural norms didn’t exactly get installed during the reboot. I’m fine with it. I really am. At least I really was before this.

'I can't believe there is a system more annoying than you.

Regina said, "I don't know. You look well but you are acting. Why are you acting so wierd?" I asked in confusion, "Me? and wierd? No, no I am acting fine." Regina said "You are such a Weirdo." I asked again, "Me a wie..r..do?" Regina replied, "Yes, you are a Weirdo. Wait a minute. Why did you tell me good night? Now, it's just afternoon." I said, "Sorry, I am so sleepy than I cannot even talk." Regina asked, "Are you not going to eat?"

I went further and fucked myself with my finger to calm down my clenching pussy, and soon I relaxed. The moment I was done, I was ashamed of myself. I couldn't allow myself to feel attracted to the man. He was wicked. I decided I would watch a couple of movies to see if maybe I would find a new face for my fantasies. As things were, this seemed like the only way I would be getting a release for the rest of my miserable life. I might as well get creative.

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."