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Rejected By My Best Friend And Alpha
“This is a weird thing to shake.”
“What about this isn’t weird?”
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His Mate, His Enemy
At this bond that refuses to behave like something rational.
“Ridiculous,” I sigh and mutter under my breath.
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The Last Female Dragon
How was I so stupid not to notice these little things?
Something weird is going on around here and I’m gonna find out exactly what it is.
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Accidentally yours
“Come on, you just got heart broken, you've got to let them know you're not sulking go out, have fun, flirt even have some good sex with some randy that's the best way to get over that douchebag quicker you won't be thinking about him but about the wonderful sex you had”
“Jesus Christ Mira, I'm not in the mood to get under a random stranger I just got out of a relationship”
“Boohoo you're no fun, cone on babe pleassseee, pretty pleaseee”
“What will I even wear I don't think I have club material in here”
“Oh leave that to me I found some things when we were cleaning up”
“Alright fine I will go out but I'm not getting my pussy fucked by some random dick”
“Okay fine we will go with that”
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UNBREAK MY HEART
or as in “something that won’t make me throw my phone across the room”
Me: Something harmless, maybe.
Emily: Harmless and you in the same sentence? That’s new.
I laughed, shaking my head.
Me: I can behave.
Emily: I’ll believe it when I see it.
Her sarcasm made me grin.
Me: Tell me something random.
Emily: Random?
Me: Yeah. Anything.
A minute passed. Then—
Emily: I can’t fall asleep unless I read a book first. Even if it’s just a page.
I raised a brow.
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Unwanted
He had just unknowingly spoilt my mood.
"I am just an insurance policy for him," I said and took a sip of my drink.
"So, what have you been doing for fun here?" He asked me.
"Nothing, watch television, go on runs, swim in the lake and sleep," I said with a bored tone.
"You must be very bored," he said to me, and I nodded.
"Do you like fighting?" he asked, and I didn't know how to answer his question.
"It depends," I said, opting for the safest answer.
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Forbidden Temptations (A Collection of Steamy Tales)
I pleaded.
She grinned mischievously once again. "Oh Grealish, don't you see? I'm here to teach you a valuable lesson. Life is unpredictable, and sometimes it throws you an unexpected curveball. You've spent far too much time worrying about the mundane. It's time to embrace the chaos and find laughter in the absurdity of it all!"
What the fuck? She's crazy!
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Imperfect Marriage : A Billionaire Love Scandal
What a strange guy!
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Lady of the dirt track
I compose a message to send to the group chat, my fingers swiftly typing the words as I try to steady my thoughts.
"Hey, everyone, I’m fine. I’m back at the museum in Millenium Park, looking at a painting that has captivated my mind. I just need some space right now. Everything has just happened at once, and I need time to think. Please don’t worry. I will get back to you soon."
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Legally His
Closing it I turn around and a one word walking with three worded sentences fill my head, wow and what the what.
Someone needs to learn boundaries…
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Frequently Asked Questions
You know what cracks me up? Those ultra-short, punchy sayings that pack a whole mood into four words. My all-time favorite has to be 'Hold my imaginary beer'—it’s the perfect mix of absurd and relatable, like when you’re about to do something dumb but fully own it. Then there’s 'I’m not a therapist,' which I mutter whenever friends overshare at parties. And 'This seemed smarter yesterday' is basically my life motto after half-baked ideas.
What’s wild is how these tiny phrases stick. Like, 'Bark bark woof woof' isn’t even words, but say it deadpan to someone ranting, and boom—instant comedy. They work because they’re slices of universal human chaos. My personal rule? The best ones sound like something you’d graffiti on a bathroom stall at 2 AM.
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