Weird Random Things To Say Novels & Stories

Please, let this be a joke. "Exactly and I'm serious." He says like he's reading my mind. "Oh, I... I'm really s-sorry. I'll bring it back when I get dressed." I stutter and overthink the words I just spoke out loud. I should let it wash first of course. When I'm nervous I sometimes talk weird stuff and stutter all the time. I hate to show it like this.

We were the only ones out here, having some nice quiet time besides the chirping birds, probably singing because spring is finally here. "Thanks." I managed to smile up at him, answering his last compliment. "You too, uh, you too as in your hot. Really hot. You've always been sexy-hot to me. Even when I wanted to burn your gorgeous eyes off and feed them too your cat." I rambled in nervousness. I always tend to do that when I'm nervous. I just say weird stupid things and the worst part is that I don't even know what in saying half the time. Does he even have a cat?

Life, I guess. Now, more than all of this, the one thing that really struck me about the guy was when he tipped me the random number that I just spouted. That was when I realized that he was batshit crazy and I probably shouldn’t associate with him any longer. I mean, any normal person would freak out if someone does something like this, right?

She said and got lost in her thoughts. Kabir snapped in his fingers in front of her as she came back to the world, “So as I was saying, Why do we not just say some random things instead of passing time over like its an interview where you have to tell me about your life and I have to share about mine?” She asked.

I said to myself shaking my head "Are you saying something?" "Urm no I wasn't saying anything by the way why were you panting when I saw you earlier you looked like you were being chased" "Oh I didn't notice that I wasn't chased anyways I was jogging" "Jogging?" "Errm yeah" "By this time? I mean who jogs at night" "I do" "Oh lord have mercy I can't believe I came in contact with a weirdo" "You mean to say I'm weird"

I wanted to pull my tongue out. "Yes, we are all weird and life's a little weird. All we have to do is to find that person who is compatible to our weirdeness." I stared ed at him, disbelief. Then I continued, "and then we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love." "Dr. Seuss," he said. Wow. Just wow. I couldn't believe we were having this conversation. Suddenly the glass door opened. Of course his secretary again. Just like before.

or as in “something that won’t make me throw my phone across the room” Me: Something harmless, maybe. Emily: Harmless and you in the same sentence? That’s new. I laughed, shaking my head. Me: I can behave. Emily: I’ll believe it when I see it. Her sarcasm made me grin. Me: Tell me something random. Emily: Random? Me: Yeah. Anything. A minute passed. Then— Emily: I can’t fall asleep unless I read a book first. Even if it’s just a page. I raised a brow.

Please don't forget to vote for me and also drop a comment, I'm seriously in need of a comment. And ice-cream... I want ice cream... All of a sudden. Hmm. Told you I was weird. But still, I want ice cream. I'll go get one... Wait I just remembered... It's 11:05pm. Everyone is asleep. So good night. Bye. Until we meet again.

Do your best. "I know I'm not the type of girl that you usually go out with. I'm not sexy, I'm not attractive and I'm no fun. I'm plain and boring with no charm at all. The only thing good about me is probably my brain, which everyone finds boring. But I must ask you this..." I took a deep breath and gathered all the courage I had to say the words that I never thought would ever come out of my mouth. I just hope that I'm doing the right thing and this will be the best solution for everything.

"Have a nice day." The room erupts into a river of murmurs as I walk out of the room, with my keen sense of hearing I could easy make out the words. "Am I dreaming. " The first voice says. "Can someone please pinch me." "Don't you think its a bit weird." Another voice adds. "Nope, its all weird." Weird..... You see little one. What I do for you. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥• Pari's Pov(continuation.)