Stepbrother, Please Don't
Usually kids lose interest quickly when you don’t pay attention to them, but this one followed along without getting bored.
“Brother. You know I can count? One, twoo, three… four! Four years old!”
“Oh, I see. I’m twen… six years old.”
“Six! Six means, two years older brother! Real brother!”
“Yeah, nice to meet you. Little brother.”
Somehow I ended up with two younger brothers in two days.
I had no idea what kind of conversation to have with a 4-year-old.
“Cool brother. Your hair is black.”