Funniest Introductions Novels & Stories

I laughed , it was a miracle how we became friends because jane was the noisy one , while I on the other hand spoke only when I had to , not like I was a total introvert , I just kept to myself most of the time. "If you call me that one more time, all your teeths will fall off" she threatened with a laugh "Okay , jane meet my new friend Dave, Dave meet my best friend jane" I introduced silently praying they get along , jane could be really picky about people. "Nice to meet you jane " Dave said "My pleasure cutie " jane called a boy she met for the first time cutie ? , that was a good sign they were gonna get along . "Thank you" he said shyly

Adrian told me about accidentally joining the wrong meeting during his first week and giving an entire introduction to people who had no idea who he was. I laughed so hard I had to wipe tears from the corners of my eyes. “It was humiliating,” he said, shaking his head. “I sat there for ten minutes wondering why everyone looked confused. Then someone finally asked, ‘Are you from legal?’” “And what did you say?” “I said, ‘Not yet.’ Then I left.” I burst out laughing again. For a moment, everything felt normal. No mansion. No Damien. No tension. No shame. Just coffee and conversation.

He said and everywhere erupted in loud claps and I could see their faces crowned with excitement and I couldn't help but wonder who this new CEO was. Mia looked at me awkwardly since I wasn't clapping.. After a while, they all paused their clapping. “Thank you everyone,” Jack showed his gratitude. “So if you have just been employed, do well to introduce yourself to the audience” He demanded and about five of us stood up. After the rest introduced themselves, it was finally my turn. “Hi everyone. I'm Andrea Eric. I specialise in taking cute photographs and creating social media content. Please take care of me” I made an introduction and they all clapped.

Everything became quite until i heard his voice. "Hi, i'm kevin Mint." The new kid introduced himself. And the next word i heard shocked the hell out of me. 'MATE!'

At first, I must be shy, then try my best to make people believe I wasn't. “I am very excited to have you, h….” Phew, I Was done in a minute, I ended it in style and everybody did what they knew how to do best. 'Clapping.' The reception was nice. I get to meet new people and friends. I was introduced to all the sponsors of the show and honestly, it was more than I expected. We took pictures and had fun. I could somehow predict Jane's first move by the way things were going. I made sure that she sat opposite all through.

But she was about to become the president’s wife, and I was just an entry-level employee. “Lydia, come sit over here,” a classmate said, waving me over. Just as I sat down, the door swung open. Vicky entered. She was holding Nicholas’s arm and smiling radiantly. The room went silent, then burst into applause and teasing cheers. “Wow! That’s the great president, right? He’s so handsome!” “Vicky, you’re terrible for hiding something this big from us!” Vicky wore a polished smile and basked in their admiration.

He winked “Get out” The other guy that was sitting down before stood up and pushed the funny one aside “Don't mind him Taylor, he's usually not mentally okay” The second one doesn't seem the first one, I began to laugh this time cause I could not hold it anymore, I thought the first one was more funny but looks like this one is crazier “The fuck you guys should go ahead and introduce yourself” Kelly groan at them “Shut up!” Both of them lashed at him, and Kelly was shocked immediately and stepped back,

To be honest, there was a moment when she felt a bit socially dead, such an awkward self-introduction. She really wanted to say, so don't bother introducing, anyway I didn't plan on being friends with you guys either. But these words, surely cannot be said directly, it will offend people. Lorraine could only muster the courage to say, "Hello everyone, my name is Lorraine." "This name is so interesting, suddenly, hahaha, it is quite sudden." "Lorraine parachuted into our class, hahaha." As soon as a mischievous male classmate finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter.

I laughed quietly as I pulled mine back. “And yours are freezing.” He looked down at his own palm as though inspecting it. “I blame the sports field.” “You're blaming the weather?” “No.” He looked back up. “I blame poor circulation.” That caught me completely off guard. I laughed. A genuine laugh. “Well... that's a first.” “What is?” “I've never heard someone blame their circulation during an introduction.” He chuckled softly. “I was trying to avoid saying something boring.” “I appreciate the effort.” “So it worked?”

Something suddenly click in me and suddenly feel like causing a commotion. I stood up taking a stand on my table and clearing my throat really loud enough to draw everyone's attention, then I begin "I suppose we're all here now except for some people, but 80% students are here so I believe this is the right time to introduce myself-" I stopped when I heard. "Isn't she the new girl you said couldn't introduce herself properly in front of the class."