Funniest Things To Say Novels & Stories

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

Fool me twice, shame on me. It’d definitely be a shame on me to be fooled by any man for the second time. I wasn’t going to let such happen again. “Nah,” I shook my head, dragging my feet towards the nearest sofa. “I’d pass. I’m not a fan of coffee. That shit is bitter.” Nina threw her head backwards, laughing. Truth be told, my best friend has one of the healthiest laughs ever. It is filled with joy, happiness. “I know that. I was just teasing you.” She winked and I scoffed.

“Unless your dog is the one making the noise, and the shrill noise is actually the barks he makes to give out warnings.” “You ruined my fun image!” I stick my tongue out. “How could you.” “Simple, I’m an ass,” he deadpans, which, again, another round of laughs. “I don’t know the last time I laughed like this in years,” I admit. “My friends are great, and up until the divorce, things were in something of a rut.”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I found his company greatly amusing and even though we spoke for a long time, I didn’t notice how much time we have spent. He said something that I found funny, I started laughing opening my entire mouth widely forgetting all about palace etiquettes and then, I quickly remembered and covered my mouth and laughed quietly, trying to make as little sound as possible. He gave me a weird look ‘I love hearing you laugh?’ I was shocked ‘You do?’ He nodded ‘Yeah’ I blushed ‘I thought I would embarrass you with my uncultured laughter. I have been told that my laugh is annoying’ ‘Whoever told you that must be sick in the brain. You should laugh often, it’s sexy’

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

“You have called me stupid on multiple occasions, told me I lack brain cells and what else.” “It was all a joke!” Christian defended his actions, but maybe if he never made those jokes in the first place, we wouldn’t have been here. “And I’ve never laughed, not once,” I told him. “Jokes are supposed to be funny.”

"Did you know the cockroach is the most handsome creature in the world?" "Why?" - Shin. "Because, just when the cockroach walks, someone is already screaming and, when it lands on you, they still thrilled it with a jump-Aahh!" I shouted, then stood up. "Hahaha... you're right, your joke about the cockroach is funny-hahaha ..." Supposing that Shin threw a cockroach at me, I was surprised and stood up. "Shut up!" I said, in irritation. "Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?"

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!