Funniest Introductions Novels & Stories

At that point, I allowed the tears to fall freely. It was my first day in school and they had already gone out of their way to make it the worst day. "Ladies and gentlemen!" Susan said in a loud voice. "Allow me to introduce you to the newest slut in this college. Trust me, she is a cheap prostitute that will collect anything just to suck your dick. After all, just look at how she is dressed!" She said mockingly and laughed. Their laughter all died down when the door bursted open. "Susan!" It was the voice of my step brother and he was angry but I didn't care much for it. I was already on the ground, shattered and crying my eyes out while wishing that the floor would open up and swallow me.

I sigh when I was almost in safe zone, cursing myself when I look into the glass beside the entrance to see Nikhil looking up in surprise at the exact same time. Our eyes meet in the mirror. I groan,turning around,"Hey",I give him a small smile,my lips thin. "Hi",he smiles,"I joined as an SR",Nihkil fills me up. I give him an awkward smile. What the heck should I say. Yeah. I know. Anshu and I gossipped about you. Or act surprised. I bypass both the statements."First day?",I ask. "Yeah. It is",he says, hanging his apron on his forearm.

Hey guys, sorry for the wait and suspense—I've been really busy lately. How about I write an interesting chapter for y'all to make up for it? 🤗 --- Ariana The guy was totally speechless—like he was just opening and closing his mouth like a goldfish. Pathetic. Finally, they decided to introduce themselves. The one with the lowest IQ was Derek Jones. The one in the middle was Eric Johnson. And my patatino? Tristan Hales.

Why did I keep on meeting this man and why did I keep on thinking that the things he said were cute? "This is indeed a pleasant surprise, I am Mphatso so may you please introduce yourself and why did you leave your other friends there by the table? They are still looking at us and grinning." "The other guy looked back at the table and laughed waved at them and looked back at us and looked back at us. “They are not important, I will introduce myself I am Jerry Banda and you know this person who he is." His friend said that looking at me. "Helloooo, funny enough I am the one who asked for introductions but you are looking at Mayamiko. Why are you looking at her because I am the one who asked f

Before I could get lost in my mind, the man in front of me suddenly spoke. “I’m Adrastos, your host for today’s night, and I’d like to welcome all the viewers who are watching this life. Before we go any further, I’d like to introduce our fellow suicider for the evening, Mister, What is your name, and would you like to give our viewers a brief introduction about yourself?” he said while giving the mic to me. I’m stumped. I do not know that I need to introduce myself. I still don’t want to talk about myself.

, I told him gratefully. "Introduction and shit? This is college, who does that?", He laughed. "Don't get me started, Mr Doug and that fake Harriet Tubman, they're so extra, man, I introduced myself in front of the class twice in their classes", we both laughed. "Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the class" "Definitely, I totally did. Your explanations are amazing and I definitely enjoyed the view", gasp, "I meant–", he was already laughing his heart out.

, Owen knocked on the table twice to grab everyone's attention. "Here is the new employee of our department. Please introduce yourself." "Hello everyone, my name is Chloe and I will be your colleague, please take good care of me.", Chloe introduced herself smiling brightly. She was expecting people to say something but no one spoke a word. "Chloe this is Mr. Ron. Your team head.", Owen introduced one of the men within the staff. "Hello.", the guy named Ron said. "Hello.", Chloe said awkwardly. "Now, I will take my leave and everyone please get back to your work.", Owen said.

He suddenly doesn't know my name? "We're doing a little introduction here and for the sake our new partners, please tell us your name like everyone else has" he explained like he was talking to some road side illiterate and although I kinda felt slightly humiliated, I didn't show it. "Jordan." I announced simply. "Jordan Blair" I corrected. "Thank you very much Miss Blair. Over to you sir." Ross replied and not only was I glad the spotlight had just left me but I was also eager to get a name to place on Mr Rude who was next In line for Ross's little introduction game.

I put a smile on my face to greet them. "This is Sarah, my…” “Your mate.” they finish my sentence when I introduce her. "Hi, Sarah." They say in unison but with entirely different tones. Clara is suddenly shy as she stares at Sarah carefully. On the other hand, Junior’s Alpha confidence shines from his features. I laugh at their lunatics. "This is Junior and Clara," I gesture to Sarah to complete the introduction.

I said. "Really? How old are you? He asked in surprised. " Nineteen" I said. " I see, your name? He asked. "Mabel, Mabel Collins" I replied. " Nice to meet you" he said. " Marvins Murray" he says and instead of me to say " Nice to meet you " I burst into laughter because , it feels so stupid to me that we are introducing ourselves after marriage. The car stopped and I looked up and see we had gotten to the reception.