Novel & Cerita Funniest Introductions

"Honored leaders, esteemed teachers, fellow students, good day. I am Emma, a freshman from the class of 2014, hailing from South Florivera." Emma delivered a sharp and concise self-introduction. Once done, she handed the microphone back to the host. The host turned to Ron, holding the microphone at a distance and whispered, "Ron, how about a quick intro?" Ron gestured for the host to bring over the microphone, which the host quickly did. Taking the microphone, Ron spoke in a detached tone, "Do I really need to introduce myself?" He did not need to. Everyone in university knew who he was, some even knew more about him than he did himself.

While I’m about to burst on my seat out of embarrassment. "NICA!" I called her out with gritted teeth. The hell, I am ashamed of what she just added to her ‘introduction’. "Oh, Panty Girl! I'm Zach!" I just raised an eyebrow at him. But I was taken a back to what he just called me. "I'm Caleb. Nice to meet you!" "Hello! I’m Khalil! I hope to be your friend!" And the rest of that pervert’s friends introduced themselves. And now, it’s his turn.

Meanwhile, the giant purple mascot looked one failed cartwheel away from a medical emergency. “Someone get him a stretcher.” Maeve muttered beside me. And I laughed, despite my fingers curling slightly against my jeans. The energy in that building was somehow contagious. Electric. Then the lights dimmed slightly, the nose following suit as a voice crackled through the speakers. “Ladies and gentlemen…” The crowd erupted again. I nearly jumped out of my skin. Maeve just laughed at me. “You’re adorable.” I shot her a look, but before I could say anything, the main introductions began.

Polished shoes, they all look rich and privileged. But there was something superior about them. Like they knew a secret, I didn’t. I've done this type of introduction at least fifteen times in different schools. It wasn’t that hard anymore. I adjusted to the stiff blazer they gave me and cleared my throat, swallowed hard, forcing a smile as I introduced myself. “Hi, I’m Diana Johnson. I just transferred here, and I hope we get alon…” A ripple of murmurs cut me off, followed by scattered snickering.

he said. The tattooed man stretched his own hand next. " I'm Jake. I'm the funny one and probably the only one that could make them both smile. Then you came along and got Lucian to smile harder than I could." The cheeky one said. I blushed involuntarily, not knowing how to react to his mini speech. Hayley cleared her throat behind me, reminding me of her presence. " Hey...did you not want to introduce me to your very handsome friends" she said, winking not so subtly.

Anthony and Ethan had already integrated themselves with the crowd. "Hey," he said. "Roger, meet Winter, and that's Summer," Noah said, introducing us, and the guy paused. Everyone always had that reaction when they heard our names. I was waiting for the Autumn and spring joke. But I noticed Noah's jaw harden a bit, and I could see the moment when Roger chose to be wise and not make a joke of our special names. "Nice to meet you, ladies. Welcome to my humble abode," he said, and I smiled at him.

I did not like that answer. "Oh great. This is actually nice that you are making friends."Landon was looking at me as he spoke then he looked away. "I am Landon everyone."he introduced himself and it was actually surprising that he was being soft and all smiling. He was never kind to strangers. "I am Olivia, he is Marcus and that's Maddy.........."I blocked Olivia's voice from my ears as she introduced everyone. She was getting tired for nothing. My brother was likely going to forget their names a second later anyway.

She admits to me. "I'm introverted not stupid." I deadpanned. I'm surprised when she laughs at me joke. Maybe this could be a new start for us.

he introduced. Lisa, who had been seated beside me, chimed in with a friendly greeting. "Hi, Grace! I'm Lisa, another friend of Lucas. Nice to meet you." However, the introduction seemed to strike a nerve with Grace. She became visibly angry and turned to Logan, questioning how he could introduce her as just a friend. Logan exhaled deeply, his features clouding with a frown. He nervously covered his face with his right hand, attempting to hide his expression from Lisa.

"Okay, my turn, who is your first crush?" "Mrs. Dakota Moore, my 4th grade English teacher." I kept an eww face but then my bad I asked it. "What puts you off when you meet someone new?" Jason asked me. "When their eyes dont meet mine while talking. But find every other body part is fascinating." "Most embarrassing moment in your life?" I asked him. "The first time I visited the office in New York all decked up in a suit, in this big boardroom, where I'm being introduced. I farted." His face turned pink.