Funniest Spongebob Episodes Novels & Stories

JOSH POV As they say on SpongeBob SquarePants, (Yes, I’ve watched the show. It’s very popular with the foster kids of my foundation.)… ‘Three hours later…’ we’re finally on the road to Green Bay. I glance over at Maddie in my passenger seat as we pass through the pack’s front gate and I see her looking down at her clasped hands, gnawing on her lower lip. “Hey now, what’s with the face?” I ask as I reach over and caress the back of her neck.

Sulking forgotten silent treatment abort! "Are you ready kids? (Aye, aye Captain) I can't hear you (aye, aye Captain) Ooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbant and yellow and porous is he (Spongebob Squarepants) If nautical nonsense be something you wish (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! (Spongebob Squarepants) ready? Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants

LUCY'S POV Ohh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants Observant and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants If nonentical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants Ready? SpongeBo SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Sponge-Bob Square-Pants *********** I am currently watching an episode of my favorite show, SpongeBob. Don't judge me, ok, I still love the cartoon. After waking up today with a splitting headache, everything that happened yesterday came back to me.

It's foolish to ask him, "W-What kind of boxer shorts are they, SpongeBob pfft! What kind of kid are you Sir Xander?" He was annoyed when he said, "You huh, SpongeBob is your favorite!" and chuckled. As he drew near and turned to face me, I abruptly stopped laughing because the boxer's saliva blinded me. After a brief moment of shock, the knowledge of what I had done jolted me to my feet. When I touched my nose while I had my mouth covered because I felt like something was trickling down it, I discovered blood. I alternately gaze at the middle of my bloodied index finger and the rest of it. I said, "What the f**k," and then abruptly passed out.

Reason for me to come to my senses and just throw him in the swimming pool. But then... that Spongebob-printed thing is really etched in my brain and that's what annoys me the most. I saw a lot of women, in expensive bikinis and sexy lingerie, and they were definitely sexier than my husband, I don't know why the body became straight, but why does Spongebob have the power to turn him on? Somebody please tell me why? And her lips... how can her lips be such a delectable delight? If that's Nicky's way to make me feel sick... I'd risk dying then, just kiss him again.

we're all drunk and tipsy right now "Spongebob you in there!!" Charlie yells as she looks at a pineapple "That's a pine tree you idiot" Kelly laughs as Charlie bulges, it's obvious he's drunk "Ouch!!"I whine holding my hand where Jen just threw a ball at me "You stupid pokèmon" drunk Jen yells at me stomping her feet in anger "What the fuck!!!"Someone yells from the door we all turn around and look at Danny with wide eyes "Boss hurry up" the butthead shouts from the door frame. we stood up and walk to the wall in a straight line Jen is at my left side , Kelly on her left and Charlie is at my right footsteps can be heard, coming our way

He began to speak in a slow manner. "🎤Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants!🔊" "🎤Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he~🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants...🔊" The expressions of the people nearby were already on the brink of collapse. Andrew seemed entirely unfazed and composed, singing through to the climax, "🎤Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants...🔊"

I ask him pointing the finger at myself, "kind of" he laughs and turn his face away from me leaving me all confused, "Why the hell are laughing?" He clears his throat and faces me again "Sorry" he tried his best to stop laughing but I can see it all. His eyes were dancing as he recall the last night's event. I definitely did something stupid otherwise he wouldn't be laughing like Spongebob who literally laughs at anything cause of his weird humor. I got closer to him and grabbed him by his collar, "tell me what happened last night or I'm gonna make sure this is the last time you laugh like this" I pause and look him straight in the eyes,

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

I'm so gonna make fun of him for his tomorrow. I brought out my phone and hit the video button. The only way to make him believe is to film it. "Hey KC, can you say that again?" "Oh my god, cupcake. You're so fucking annoying. Mr Krabs is so gonna fire you for this. Oh! and tell Squidward I said cashy almost ran away yesterday. You should've seen it Cupcake, spongbob chased her all around Bikini Bottom" He laughed "Bikini Bottom"