Funniest Spongebob Episodes Novels & Stories

Instead, he rolled his eyes and prepared his comeback. "Yeah, sure, but if we use my method and hit the change button, we can get some money too, Einstein," he retorted, striking a pose like that Spongebob meme. "Okay, first, if we weren't already looking suspicious, getting loose change from the vending machine will definitely do the job. Never mind the fact that your method takes at least twice as long as mine does. And second," I put my hands on my hips, "did you just Spongebob meme me?"

The woman was laughing so hard that tears welled up in her eyes. "Teya..." Nora protested, as Tera's laughter had made her annoyed. Sebastian, confused by the sudden change in the conversation, reached out for Tera's hand and shook it with a questioning expression on his face. "Your child is talking about Spongebob, you know Mr. Krabs who has a whale named Pearl as a child?" Mr. Lim's brain loaded for the first five seconds and continued for the next five seconds. "What do you mean?" Sebastian became more confused.

"Hala! SpongeBob!" Tumawa na ako gano'n din si Nanay na nasa kusina ng makita naming dahan dahang mag lakad si Seb palapit sa malaking SpongeBob at saka ito marahang hinawakan at maya maya pa ay sinakayan na. "Ate naman eh! Syempre hindi na ako galit sa'yo ang galing galing mo kayang manlambing." Umirap ako at hindi na mapawi ang ngiti. Nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone ko.

Who doesn't like SpongeBob? They both literally perked up in excitement. I guess that did work for every child. "Can we watch four episodes of it?" John asked, following me inside. "But mom never let us watch more than two." April complained. "She won't know." John said. "Right, Melody?" I raised my brows and nodded. "Sure. She won't. My lips are sealed." They both jumped on the couch excitedly. I hope this goes well. We were between the second episode with April on one side of me and John on the other when I heard the faint sound of the phone ringing from upstairs. Getting up carefully, I left them both and ran upstairs.

“Do you really still do that?’ I shrug, “Spongebob is awesome.” They both laugh at my childish reply. I feign offense as I pull April onto my lap and wrap my arms around her. “Hey, you join me too.” April shrugs. “I never claimed to be mature either. I mean, there’s just something about that perpetually happy yellow sponge that gets me here,” she points a finger to the center of her chest. Santana gives us an incredulous grin and shakes her head. “You two are perfect for each other.”

We had discussed this on the way here, hoping that I would draw Snow White and he would draw the prince who woke her up. Unfortunately, things didn't always go as planned. I ended up as Megara from Hercules while Colin got the dramatic SpongeBob. Who the hell came up with SpongeBob as one of the characters? It was not even real! What was even more annoying was the outfits for the characters. Although the SpongeBob costume was new, it looked really ridiculous. Colin had to wear a yellow bodysuit on his upper body and long socks that pulled up to his knees. The square costume covered up his whole body until his thighs.

she said, sighing looking at her phone, bringing it to her chest. She walked to her cubicle to drown herself in work before she went home, she was typing furiously when her phone beeped. 2:00pm Squidward : Guess what?!. 2:00pm SpongeBob : You know I'm not good at guessing. 2:00pm Squidward : I'll buy you your favorite ice cream. 2:01pm SpongeBob : How can you buy me ice cream when you are miles away from me except if you want to order it for me and I don't mind.

He mumbled suggestively in a lower tone, causing me to raise an eyebrow at him. "You don't know me" I laughed at nothing in particular. I had no idea why I laughed because what I said wasn't funny, but in my drunken state everything felt like swirly colours and SpongeBob land. Can I say SpongeBob land? Wouldn't it more likely be SpongeBob water? "But I would like to," he argued, cutting off my ridiculous thoughts. I eyed him as carefully as I could, analysing if I could trust him or not. My fuzzy mind couldn't draw a proper conclusion, yet I felt oddly comfortable with him.

Matthew left after we agreed on taking photos of her, I myself decided to rest since it was the weekend, I soaked myself in my bathtub and enjoyed the feeling of the water, I didn't know when I fell asleep, but when I opened my eyes I was still in the bathtub, rinsing my body I got out of the tub, and after toweling my body I went into my room to get dressed, I picked a big shirt and sweat pants, pairing it with a thick socks, after dressing I went to the kitchen to find something to eat. I made barramundi, something I learnt from the internet. After cooking I took my food to the sitting room, turning on my tv I looked for something to watch, as I scanned through I stumbled on an episode of

I ended up watching SpongeBob because it was just on and I didn't feel like changing the channel, I'm a big kid, so it was interesting enough. I'm laid there, still, when I felt a slight touch on my ass. Kinda like Jon's hand had twitched or shifted in his sleep and brushed my ass. I thought nothing of it and kept watching TV. Not even 5 minutes later, though, I feel it again. Like a grazing hand on my ass cheek. And then again, this time, it was like a gentle squeeze, which both surprised me and made me a little excited.