Funniest Spongebob Jokes Novels & Stories

“You're my honeybunch, sugarplum. Pumpy-umpy-umpkin. You're my sweetie pie. You're my cuppycake, gumdummo, boogeyman, snowbear, you're the apple of my eye. And I love you so and I want you to know, that I'll always be right here. And I want to sing sweet songs to you because you are so dear... “I held both of his hands. “Sorry, I’m not sure of the lyrics. Haha, don't be as stupid as that brown square… Who’s that again? “ “Tss, you’re changing the subject.” “Guess first.” “Brown and square? What is that?” “If in ‘Your Stranger’ by Ms. International_Pen, the yellow cheese is called SpongeBob, what about in our story? Guess the brown square. SpongeBob is for Zhio because he’s smart. And you’re

LUCY'S POV Ohh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants Observant and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants If nonentical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants Ready? SpongeBo SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Sponge-Bob Square-Pants *********** I am currently watching an episode of my favorite show, SpongeBob. Don't judge me, ok, I still love the cartoon. After waking up today with a splitting headache, everything that happened yesterday came back to me.

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

“You made Daddy bald yet?” “I didn’t make him bald! I just said he looks like SpongeBob when he wears yellow!” Zane let out a quiet laugh—not loud, just a low rumble that lived somewhere in his chest, the kind that made me want to throw a paperweight at him. “You eaten?” I asked, trying to sound like a functioning adult. “I had cereal. Then toast. Then—THEN DADDY SAID SUGAR’S BAD FOR KIDS, SO I SAID—”

I only just realized that he was interested in my story. This promise is boring, "Tell me, I'm waiting." I'd like to eat first. Angry if you ask him, "Don't you want to sleep yet, Sir." We are currently sitting on the couch and enjoying the show. I don't feel drowsy yet, is that obvious? Perhaps you're simply trying to get yourself to sleep because it's late at night and you have no idea what time it is. I laughed out loud as I abruptly remembered his boxer, SpongeBob. Is he actually a fan of Sponge Bob? Perhaps he was a spongebob fan when he was a kid. I find it adorable to think of him viewing in that way.

"You know what, you both have a lot of things in common." "Who? Gavin?" "No! My brother, silly." "Hmm.. like what?" "First you're both stubborn." and she laughed when I playfully narrowed my eyes on her. "You both have strong personalities and I noticed that your favourite cartoon character is the same." She wiggled her eyebrows. "Spongebob?" I asked in surprise. "Yes, and he's still watching it every day." "But how can he watch it if he's always busy in the office?" "He has a phone and he's watching it online."

Instead, he rolled his eyes and prepared his comeback. "Yeah, sure, but if we use my method and hit the change button, we can get some money too, Einstein," he retorted, striking a pose like that Spongebob meme. "Okay, first, if we weren't already looking suspicious, getting loose change from the vending machine will definitely do the job. Never mind the fact that your method takes at least twice as long as mine does. And second," I put my hands on my hips, "did you just Spongebob meme me?"

She grinned and hit a send button to the group. 1:00 SpongeBob Yello 1:00 Squidward Hayden: Which episode are you in now?. 1:00 Angie SpongeBob : Still stuck at episode 10. 1:01 Squidward : You are missing out, I'll first you to finish the series *grinning*. 1:02 SpongeBob : Hmph… I like Seok Hyun, he's the best villain. 1:02 Squidward : Vincenzo is awesome.

The woman was laughing so hard that tears welled up in her eyes. "Teya..." Nora protested, as Tera's laughter had made her annoyed. Sebastian, confused by the sudden change in the conversation, reached out for Tera's hand and shook it with a questioning expression on his face. "Your child is talking about Spongebob, you know Mr. Krabs who has a whale named Pearl as a child?" Mr. Lim's brain loaded for the first five seconds and continued for the next five seconds. "What do you mean?" Sebastian became more confused.

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?