Funniest Spongebob Jokes Novels & Stories

"And, I feel that he's the one for me." Most of the time we watch SpongeBob, I do most of the watching. Bruna does most of the talking. Just as I'm watching the cartoon and she's blabbing something about Josh being her soul mate, we hear a shrill scream. We hear the scream a second time. It's next door. Troy's house. We both rush and thank God the door is not locked. We are met by a furious Troy and a scared snivelling Jenna. Jenna is on the floor and Troy is on top of her, clenching his fist.

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

He loved me and I did not have to worry about my body not being perfect enough. As if on cue,he spoke. "I love you." I looked down to him and smiled. "Go on…please." He kissed my lower belly as his hands pulled down my pants. I lifted my leg for him to pull it through. I lifted the other one and I was standing before him in my yellow SpongeBob panties. That was not a sexy. "Well well well. Mr SpongeBob here is going to witness our hot spicy moment." He teased. I laughed and hid my face behind my hands. Of all the days I had to wear that stupid panty,it had to be today.

He took one look at me and did a double take. “Yo,” he said to Bobby. “You didn’t tell me Sheila got hot.” I almost choked on my slice. Bobby elbowed him. “Shut up.” “I mean, she was always cute,” the friend added, unfazed. “But, like… what happened?” I wanted the floor to open and swallow me. Zuki started laughing, nearly falling off the couch. I swallowed my bite and forced myself to breathe. “I started drinking water,” I said, deadpan.

Right, the Hoboken that was my best friend. "Diana!" She ran past the kitchen doorway in her SpongeBob pajamas and reversed immediately she saw me standing unshaken in the kitchen. "Oh, my poor baby." She ran towards me. "What happened?" I tucked the sides of my lips and refrained from rolling my eyes. "World fastest bestie!" I exclaimed, giving her a round of applause. "C'mon, baby. I came as fast as I could. You know I had to help daddy bag a deal." She yawned, blinking her lidded eyes.

He mumbled suggestively in a lower tone, causing me to raise an eyebrow at him. "You don't know me" I laughed at nothing in particular. I had no idea why I laughed because what I said wasn't funny, but in my drunken state everything felt like swirly colours and SpongeBob land. Can I say SpongeBob land? Wouldn't it more likely be SpongeBob water? "But I would like to," he argued, cutting off my ridiculous thoughts. I eyed him as carefully as I could, analysing if I could trust him or not. My fuzzy mind couldn't draw a proper conclusion, yet I felt oddly comfortable with him.

But if I had known this was what we were going to watch, I would have stayed behind and sulked in my room. I didn’t know that this was what excitement meant to them. I don’t even know how they managed to persuade me to come along with them. If you’re asking me what we’re watching... SPONGEBOB! I really can’t stand these cousins. I never expected that there could be something worse than Mikan’s craziness. “Can you please keep quiet? You’re so noisy!” I glared at the three of them, which made them shut their mouths. But after a few seconds of silence...

Diana asked without beating around the bush "I'm sorry, but I think you have me confused" she replied " Come on, before Ryan said his name you were a devoted worker like Sponge Bob but the moment he said out his name you were like Sponge Bob but higher than then empire state building " Diana told her," so, what's going on with you? " "Nothing, really. Nothing's going on" the lady said before Diana stopped her as she was about to head off

*** “This is Spongebob. He is Barbie’s boyfriend.” “Why Spongebob? Hulk is a lot better. He is strong, and he’s a superhero.” “He’s ugly! And he can’t even talk. Hulk only smashes.” “Then Barbie is not a nice person. She doesn’t like Hulk just because he’s ugly?” “She isn’t mean. You are mean! MOM!!” “Mica, you chose Barbie, let Manu choose the toy he wants to use.” The two women were watching this exchange through the large glass doors that connected the garden to the living room.