Funny Adult Jokes

One vampire. One Vampire hunter. A forbidden bond. Isabelle Howell seems like your average everyday girl, but I'll let you in on a little secret. She's actually a Slayer and a very good one at that. She spends her nights tangling with the somewhat unsavoury supernaturals that roam the earth, feasting on innocents. Committed to her job and unknown hero to the average humans who walk around blissfully unaware. Isabelle is over the moon when she is given a high priority assignment, something she has waited for, for so long. The chance to prove she can handle herself, the chance to work her way up to the elite team and go on the really dangerous assignments. Her target, you ask? Cassius Lockwood. Powerful pureblood vampire. As handsome as he is cruel. The blood- fiend, well known for his merciless ways. His reputation doesn't put her off if anything she finds the challenge exciting. That is, however, until she has him (or who she thinks is him) cowering before her. At a time where she should be thrilled, it just isn’t right and what he says to her will haunt her for the rest of her days.

PERHATIAN 21+ Dark Romance Adult Mengandung Adegan Dewasa, Kekerasan dan Pembunuhan Saat Alana mengetahui rencana sang ibu tiri untuk menyingkirkannya, Alana memutuskan untuk membalas dendam dengan cara yang tak terduga. Dia menjebak seorang pria dengan image Casanova dan status sosial yang tinggi. Alesio Theodore Kingston, putra tunggal Zedante Kingston dan Arshia Kingston, pasangan billionaire yag memiliki ratusan cabang perusahaan yang tersebar di belahan dunia, termasuk maskapai penerbangan Internasional Kingston Airlines. Alesio memiliki keinginan tidak biasa dengan gadis imut pemberani yang menjebaknya. Kontrak pernikahan selama satu tahunpun disepakati dan Alana sadar bahwa Alesio bukan hanya sekadar Casanova biasa. Ada sisi gelap dan misterius pada Alesio yang meruntuhkan tembok pertahanan Alana. Terlebih ketika gairah Alesio untuk memiliki Alana semakin berkobar. Dibalik Senyumannya yang menawan dan pesona yang tak terbantahkan, Alesio menyimpan obsesi yang gelap dan berbahaya pada Alana. Blurb : “Setelah satu tahun berlalu, pergilah dariku sejauh mungkin.” Ucap Alesio dengan tatapan yang tak terbaca. “Memangnya kenapa?” Tanya Alana Alesio menyeringai "Aku memberikanmu waktu bermain sampai aku menangkap dan mengurungmu, Alana sayang "

Apa jadinya jika seorang duda koboi tampan dan kaya raya berumur dua puluh tujuh tahun bernama Kian Dario. Kemudian terpikat dengan gadis pribumi Indonesia bernama Ayu Soraya yang masih berusia delapan belas tahun? Gadis yang masih takut untuk menjalin kasih kembali dan berusaha menghindarinya dikarenakan patah hati oleh pengkhianatan pacarnya. Gadis yang baru saja dibawa ke dalam Glory Ranch oleh orang kepercayaan ayahnya Fransesco Dario.Sedangkan di balik cerita cinta mereka berdua terdapat seseorang yang seolah-olah tak menginginkan Kian mereguk kebahagiaan, yang sangat menginginkan diri pria itu hancur luluh lantak tak bersisa. Mampukah Kian menghadapi semua masalah, setelah ia bisa menyembuhkan luka hatinya dan mendapatkan cinta dari Ayu Soraya?

He is loathsome, arrogant and handsome doctor with uncouth mouth. She is a simple sales girl. Being straightforward and brave, she shamelessly pursued him, sending him gifts, meals, flowers and tried to get close to him. She was humiliated when his staff gossiped about her and she retreated. Then he rejected her and told her they could only be friends. She tried her best to avoid him but no matter how much she tried they frequently cross paths. Suddenly one day he told her. "Be my girlfriend!" What a mess!

Normalnya, kita harus maklum jika menjadi pemeran antagonis dalam kisah orang lain. Namun apa jadinya jika seseorang menjadi antagonis dalam kisahnya sendiri? **Hubungan jarak jauh itu katanya rapuh. Jadi Sayna Ghissani memberikan segalanya untuk menjaga ikatan itu tetap utuh. Waktu, perasaan dan keperawanan. Sayna sudah menyerahkan diri hingga melakukan aborsi. Meskipun mencintai kekasihnya setengah mati, dia tidak boleh menggadaikan masa depan mereka, bukan?"Lo itu monster, Sayna!" Namun apa yang dia dapatkan setelah menyerahkan segalanya? Penghinaan, penghakiman dan hukuman.Sementara itu, Dya Ranajaya mencintai Kevin sejak masih remaja. Namun pria itu sudah menikah dengan wanita yang dijodohkan dengannya sejak lama. Dya patah hati, tapi tak patah arang. Sayna dan Dya berotasi di sekitar Danish Adiswara. Bagi Sayna, Danish terlalu baik untuknya. Sedangkan untuk Dya, berada di antara Danish dan Sayna bukan masalah besar. Mereka berdua adalah antagonisnya.

Warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️ Adult romance (21+) Bijaklah sebelum membacanya, sesuaikan usia kalian! (Squel I Win You) "Tuan Putri," geram Beck seraya memisahkan kedua paha Jessie. Jessie terengah. "Jangan panggil aku seperti itu lagi." Beck melumat bibir Jessie dan tangannya meraba bagian paling sensitif yang Jessie miliki, menggodanya hingga pinggul Jessie meliuk-liuk dan wanita itu mengerang disertai napas memburu. "Lalu seperti apa aku harus memanggilmu?" tanya Beck dengan suara lembut dan bibirnya tersenyum menggoda. Jessie mencengkeram pergelangan tangan Beck dan menatap Beck dengan sendu. "Panggil namaku." 📌Happy reading, pembaca yang manis!

Ever read a story that made you laugh and cry hard?Jace Roger is the world's biggest flirt and has always succeeded in getting what he wanted with little to no effort at all. He just knew all the right moves and all the right words to say when it came to getting women to do what he wanted. His perfect bachelor world crashes when Ashley comes into his sights. When he is denied and given no reward for his efforts, Jace begins to fear that he has met his match. Determined to get Ashley to at least notice him, he spends every waking moment unleashing every trick in the book to get her to fall for him. In his mission of a lifetime, he begins to discover the very meaning of life and what it means to actually try and put effort in a relationship. Jace's world is turned upside down and he has no idea what to do next. Will he run for the hills in the end or will he begin enjoying her play Hard To Get?

Tidak selalu berjalan baik-baik saja, rasa bosan yang sempat melanda membuatnya menjadi hilang arah. Meragukan rasa yang ada, dan menghancurkannya perlahan. Akan tetapi semuanya terhapus saat kekosongan datang. Kekosongan membentur keras diri, membuatnya tersadar akan satu hal. Ada yang hilang seperti kepingan puzzle yang tidak ada pada tempatnya.

Luka was the best Alpha the Brightwater Pack ever had. That is, until he loses his mate and everything comes crashing down. Having lost everything he loved and his one real reason for living, he attempts suicide on a human territory, when Victoria intervenes and ruin his plans. She makes it her duty to help the man that 'couldn't be saved', after he constantly refuses her help. What happens when she uncovers his secrets one by one? Will Victoria give up on him, or will she surprise them both? Who would've thought that she could save him just in the nick of time? Or does she....

"Now you listen. You are mine. Your whole existence is mine. You live for me. Breathe for me. Exist for me. If I tell you to do something. You do it. No questions asked. If I tell you to jump off a building, I want no hesitation from you. I am the master and you are my slave. Do you get me?" Isabella Russo lost her parents to a car crash when she was just eight years old, she moves to Italy to live with her father's sister. 10 years later, she finds out that she was given off to the Perez Mafia family as collateral. What will happen when Capo Domenico Perez comes to take what's his? In a bid to make him fall for her, will she succeed? Or would she find herself falling for the dangerous capo with no one to catch her.