Funny Authors Novels & Stories

Congratulations, you have ruined any nonexistent chance you might have had with him. ‘That’s so cool! So what have you written till now? How many best sellers? I am an avid reader myself. Don’t tell me, you are that anonymous Sarah J. Williams who is there but not there. Why are you anonymous? Why hide this charming face and talents? I love all of those works. Dorky And The Hoes. Once In My Cunt. The Spicy Daddy. And The Exotic Empress. Damn! Those were hilarious.’

I fell for the oldest trick in the sarcasm manual, written and revised by Liza McClain. “I’m going as myself, but warmer. Now if you don’t mind?” I bumped her out of the way with my protruding hipbone to zip up the carry on bag and she let out a painful yelp. I barely registered the slap on my shoulder as I continued tearing my bedroom apart for the third time, even though I’d virtually checked off everything I needed on the list. I’d be gone a week- I couldn’t afford to miss a single thing. It was like Liza was reading my mind as she sprawled out on my bed.

Gavin gaped at him for several wordless seconds until he finally managed, “That’s crazy. I’m one of their bestsellers!” “But you’re not Stephen King. Or Peter Straub or Dean Koontz or someone with a rabid fan base, like Brian Keene. Not a flashy newcomer, either. You’re a burned-out mid-list author with a big fat drinking problem to boot.” Gavin’s eyes flashed. “Hey. That’s not fair. You’ve got no right to dig me because I enjoy an occasional drink now and then.”

Author: It's funnier this way ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Aiden: I'm suffering here Щ(º̩̩́Дº̩̩̀щ) Author: It's still funny though...

she had said that out loud. "Didn't think you were the bridal type?" "Of course you'd know everything about me between the grunts, groans and angry commands." she deadpanned rolling her eyes. What was with men and associating a type to every girl they meet? He laughed at that, his muscles contracting and relaxing with each rushed step he took creating a distance between them and the barghest. "Angry command I know of but grunts and groans, I prefer to save that for the bedroom."

I decided to play along for one last time and said, “Not funny, daddy.” If you want, you can join Mahi Mistry's F******k Group or Page: Author Mahi Mistry and also follow her on I*******m @authormahimistry to keep up with the recent updates regarding her books! You can access all the books + bonus content on her P*****n Page Mahi Mistry.

You know I did spearhead a fan page for Dark Anonymous" Blah Blah Blah I listened to her as she talked on and on. We laughed off and criticized some endless dark comics authors. I was glad someone did appreciate my taste and passion. Dark Anonymous.

Author: Hi, I'm back to writing again. I haven't written anything since weeks ago because I was sick. I am sorry about it. Just bear with me and I hope you will laugh again. See you. Please don't tell this because it is my secret. Have a happy reading and laughing. Marked by your funny author, Satou, D.

"It's nothing much. I was just reading a web novel. The author's got a great sense of humor." "What novel is it? I like reading web novels, too. Recommend some good ones to me!" "I've been reading one about a genius doctor. It's pretty interesting. I think the author's pen name… was the Wild Storyteller, or something like that," Serena said. "Considering how good he is at writing, I bet he's good-looking, too!"

Maybe this was how moving forward started, one genuine conversation, one hopeful yes at a time. ... Please check out my W*****d and A****n for more amazing works. W*****d @creesey1234 and A****n @author Cree Say. I'm note active there and the stories are more wonderful in each book