Funny Banats

Sample: ' “Motherfucking dog is what he is , damn it” she chugged her drink down . She pointed her unsteady hand at her two best friends who were watching the show unfold . “ All men are the same . HEARTLESS CHEATING BASTARDS . Do you hear me? Heartless cheating bastards ” Casey screamed at the men sitting on a nearby table. “Yes, that's what you all are . Cheaters . Bloodsucking vampires, you use women like chewing gum and spit them out after you use them”. She placed her glass with a loud bang , almost falling off the table. She joined her hands while looking up at the ceiling, blinking . “If someone up there is listening, I wish all these men would suffer from crabs so bad , they would scratch it so hard that their dicks will fall off ”. She looked down and pointed a finger at them. “This is my curse on your species ”. She turned back to her friends leaving behind a group of mortified men with wide eyes who were left there holding their junks in fear . ' Casey has always been a hopeless romantic, searching for the one person who will finally return her love. Owen, on the surface, has it all—wealth, fame, and an endless stream of admirers. Yet despite his many conquests, he shuns commitment, refusing to be tied to anyone. When a scandal threatens his reputation, Owen concocts a plan: a fake engagement to Casey, In return, he promises to help her win a man. It soon grows complicated.Owen finds himself unexpectedly drawn to Casey but just when love seems within reach, Owen's past returns—his ex, stirring old emotions and doubts. What happened next read in my book ‘Mr Wrong'

Olivia Simon lost her twin brother, Oliver in a ghastly car accident. Down with heartbreak and loneliness, she ran away from home to her aunt Grace's in Australia. Crying and missing her brother, she decided to become him to ease her pain. Kane Boron, the heir to the MavinTech, known to be cold and arrogant but indeed was looking for a friend happens to hit off with a new guy on his 28 birthday party and they became best of friends. What happens when Olivia notice she was in love with her best friend, how is she going to tell him without him being angry that she deceived him? How is Kane going to cope when he noticed that he was attracted to his friend and really wants to kiss him? What happens to his preference? Is he turning gay? He found himself in a big dilemma with no how to escape.

Lorie est une jeune étudiante qui s'occupe seule des ses frères depuis la mort tragique de leurs parents. Elle se bat corps et âme pour subvenir à leurs besoins tant éducatif que nutritionnel. Elle doit jongler entre les études et son boulot. un travail qui plus tard lui causera du tort et se verra lapider par son entourage. Lorie va sombrer dans une grosse dépression.

She was looking for her equal. All the other men couldn't compare to Jareth Steele, CEO of Steele Logistics. Jerrica Betton, CEO of Betton Enterprises, has met her match.

Blurb: sekuel dari Davra (Dava & Airaa) Dava dan Airaa gerah melihat tingkah putri kecilnya yang kini semakin tumbuh menjadi gadis remaja, di usianya yang kini menginjak 17 tahun. Davira begitu tergila-gila pada Haikal, teman kecil dari sang mama, Airaa. Haikal pria yang memilih tetap menjomblo hingga di usianya kini menginjak angka 42 tahun. Bujang lapuk yang masih tetap awet muda, tampan dan berkarisma. Jarak usia yang terpaut cukup jauh tentu membuat Haikal menolak cinta yang ditunjukkan Davira untuknya. Tetapi, gadis itu tak pantang menyerah untuk membuat Haikal luluh dan jatuh cinta padanya. Akankah usaha Davira mendapatkan Haikal sebagai suaminya berhasil?

Pahayag ng May-akda: Lahat ng ito ay isang kathang-isip lamang, kung may mga pangalan, lugar o taong magkatulad sa bida nitong kwento ay hindi sinasadya. -May-akda: Inday Stories. Sky POV HABANG. Habang nasa loob ako sa aking silid ay paulit-ulit kong pinanood ang mga videos ng aking pamilya. Kung may makakita lang sa akin ay sasabihin 'para kang baliw' dahil tumatawa at umiiyak habang pinanood ko itong mag-isa. "Mama, Papa, Bunso! Miss na miss ko na kayong tatlo!" sabi ko habang nakatingin sa TV. Hanggang ngayon ay hindi ko pa rin matanggap na wala na sila. Sariwa pa rin sa aking isipan kung paano sila namatay na wala akong magawa. Hanggang natapos ang pinanood ko saka ko naman kinuha ang isang memory card may nakadikit na maliit na papel 'TRUE IDENTITY' -dahil sa aking curiosity ay agad ko itong sinalang sa aking laptop upang mapanood ko ang laman dito. "Anak, kung napanood mo ito ay siguradong may masamang nangyayari sa aming ng Mama mo. Kung sakaling may taong maghahanap o magtatanong kailangan mong itago ang tunay mong pagkatao. Ayaw namin ng iyong Ina na ikaw ang papalit sa kanyang trono bilang isang Mafia, ayaw kong matulad ka naming na maraming napatay na tao o ha-huntingin ka ng mga kalaban namin noon. Ito ang tunay na pagkatao namin anak. Ako at ang iyong ina ay anak ng isang makapangyarihang tao ang iyong ina ay isang prinsesa ng mga Mafia at kalaban namin sa aming organisasyon na kinabibilangan ko. Isa ako anak ng ikatlong Mafia sa Dark Moon, naging hadlang ang iyong Lolo ama ng iyong Ina kung kaya't nagtago kami at bumaba ako bilang isang Mafia prince upang mamuhay nang simpleng mamamayan ganoon rin ang iyong Ina.

Roger traveled across Terra, but not completely. The soul is inexplicably locked in a long-broken idol outside the civilized world of Terra. If you want to condense the body and obtain yourself, you must constantly obtain the power of prayer. But the statue is in no man’s land! Not even a person, let alone the power to pray. Roger had no choice but to disperse his consciousness into many items, scattered around the world, and acquired by many Terran girls. In order to condense the physical body, in order to stick to the girls. Roger inexplicably became their 'cheat codes'... Jessica: "Mr. Roger, will you always be by my side?" "Ah, yes, yes." Sora: "Mr. Roger, can you be my agent forever?" "Ok, Ok..." Roger didn't know how many times he had made this promise. Until the girls met...

In the is novel you will see how the ultimate betrayal of the ones closest to you can either shape your existence or break your spirit and self resolve.

Aiza adalah seorang gadis cantik berkerudung yang sedang melakukan PKL di sebuah sekolah swasta yang sudah ditentukan oleh kampusnya. Selama melaksanakan tugas, ia dan teman-temannya sering merasa jengkel dengan sikap Riyan, anak pemilik Yayasan tersebut. Namun demi sebuah nilai yang baik, mereka harus tetap melaksanakan aturan. Hampir 2 tahun menyelesaikan kuliah, Aiza masih belum mendapat pekerjaan. Ditambah lagi hatinya yang hancur, karena Fadlan pria yang ia sukai ternyata melamar teman baiknya sendiri, Yunita. Akhirnya, Aiza diterima mengajar di sekolah swasta tempat ia melaksanakan PKL dulu. Sikapnya yang cuek dan terkesan menutup diri, justru menarik perhatian Riyan yang kini sudah menduda. Hingga pria yang ia benci itu, secara tiba-tiba datang melamarnya. Bagaimana kisah selanjutnya? Apakah Aiza akan jatuh cinta pada Riyan, pria yang dia benci? Silahkan dibaca...

After a very public break-up between the university's 'it' couple, all eyes are on the heartbroken Quarterback, Caleb Briggs. His life had been laid out in front of him for as long as he can remember. After one drunken night with a dream girl, he wakes up alone and is determined to find her. Little does he know, she doesn't want to be found. The last thing that Violet wants is to draw in extra attention. It's bad enough that she's the football coach's daughter, but to be dragged down in the gossip mill as The Rebound? Not on her life. When she breaks her father's one rule to keep away from his team and sleeps with the school's quarterback, she is prepared for the consequences. That doesn't mean that she isn't planning on running from them for as long as possible.