Funny Cartoon Profile Picture Novels & Stories

Missy cursed, humiliation tears in her eyes. Zane caught her wrist before she could storm past him. “It’s a cartoon.” “What?” she said, tugging to get free. “They’re watching a cartoon. Not your face. Not the rest of the vitriol you spouted. It’s a cartoon woman having sex, making that sound you do. The caption says, ‘What’s more generous than a big fat O? How about a check with a lot of O’s that helps save endangered tigers?’” “I don’t believe you,” Missy said.

His friend – brown hair, bad acne, and even worse judgment. I raised an eyebrow. “Tom,” I echoed thoughtfully. Then I clicked my tongue and looked between them with feigned curiosity. “Oh – Tom! Is that your friend Jerry?” Tom’s brows pinched together in confusion. “Jerry?” “Yeah. Tom and Jerry? You’ve… heard of television, right? That magical glowing box that plays pictures and stories? Sometimes even cartoons?” A few students around us snickered. It was a little childish, sure – but sometimes simplicity hits harder than sophistication. And watching a bully get roasted by cartoon references? Always satisfying.

looks like that. Like a twelve year old boy was asked to draw a perfect woman. Or me, right now. If someone asked me to draw a perfect woman, I would be funny and draw big tits, small waist and a big ass. Add the prettiest face in the whole north and that's her. Just to make sure I'm not hallucinating, I grab my phone and pull up the picture again, the one I uploaded to my profile. It has gathered almost one hundred thousand likes. I ignore that for a second and focus on her again.

There was dead silence for a couple of minutes until the entire class bursted out laughing. I picked it up quickly in embarrassment and hid it behind my back. People were laughing loudly, banging the desks and benches. Well, it wasn't that funny. I tried my best with the sketch, but things didn't go according to what I had planned initially. I only managed to draw a crooked circle, a wide 'U' shaped smile, a deep 'J' shaped nose and perfectly round, 'O' shaped eyes. "Which personality did you sketch?" Noah asked trying his best to keep a straight face. The entire class became silent to hear my answer. Somebody commented that it was Donald Trump and I glared at that girl.

Liam asked him, staring down at our frankenturtle. "Of course!" Percy smiled excitedly. He's like a little puppy, I swear. "What do you think, Jess?" "I think he needs medical assistance." I remarked, making them both laugh. "I don't know what's wrong with you two. I think he looks great!" He snapped a picture of it on his phone. "That's going to be my new profile picture." "That'll be an improvement." Liam muttered, making me slap him in the chest. "Don't be mean." I scolded him.

Ash: What's so wrong with it Ash: We are not about to put our faces on the internet recklessly OF: You could have put a fox instead Ash: Foxes are cute OF: Yes, they are Mob boss Ash OF: You like foxes Ash: I do Olivia smiles like a fool looking at Asher's message in the chat. God, why is he so cute? Mob bosses aren’t supposed to be endearing. SL: Why is Boss being cute? What the f*ck OF: Can we change our profile picture Ash: No OF: Really? :( Ash: This isn't negotiable OF: You could have a fox profile picture Ash: You are emotionally manipulating me

“Keep talking.” Within a second, my phone pinged with a message. Opening it, a scoff echoed in my throat as I tried stifling back my laugh at the picture in front of me. My bada*s toughie best friend was wearing a moose hat while biting on a red vine candy. “I see a smile!” she cried out and threw her arms in the air.

“That’s our screen name for our profile. Caroline used to read me this book called No, David! when I was little, and it was my favorite because my middle name’s David. Plus, I misunderstand things in a literal way a lot in our Vines, so it just seemed to fit all the way around.” I nodded, loving the explanation of how he’d come up with their screen name, as he pushed play. What popped up was the strangest mix of mini videos I’d ever seen. Some were just odd, but then others made me crack up until we hit one where his sister told him to grow a pair, and a literal pear started to sprout from his forehead from a branch, and I lost it. I started laughing until tears fell.

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

He even let out his laugh like a wheezing animal. "Yeah, for a maniac guy who only knows to look at women's big bust and buttocks, I think it's pretty cool on your authentic old ass." He snicked and wear his shirt on. "Thanks a lot for your wonderful comment, I feel so blessed. I'll that as a compliment though." Stamp sarcastically muttered. "Everything nice?" Asked by Tool, their coolest friend, a tattoo artist with a hair of an addict and full of tattoo on his skin. "Yeah, love it." He answered to him and taps his chest.