Funny Cartoon Profile Picture Novels & Stories

"Stand right there under the good lighting. Lean against the wall and look like you are having a great time." I rolled my eyes, but I followed his instructions. I leaned my shoulder against the painted wall and relaxed my posture. Carter stepped into the frame next to me, holding his red cup up in the air. Someone bumped into Carter from behind, making a joke about his drink spilling, and I let out a genuine, loud laugh just as Miller snapped the picture. "Let me see it," I said, reaching for the device.

And animated and overly exaggerated red X popped up claiming I was wrong. 1 chance left. Shit. "How the hell was I wrong?" Colour and creature! White and tiger! You know what? Fuck it!. This was probably just some dumb website created by some dumb kid to play dumb tricks on desperate people. Fuck the dumb kid, fuck my dad and fuck the gangster wannabes with white bear tattoos on their forehead. Wait! White bear? It was worth a shot. I typed in the words, cursor hovering over the enter option. Here goes nothing.

So this what world like when they had their phones? I went over my seat. I opened my newly made f******k account. It was an anonymous. Creyshiee Elliee, that is my f******k name. Weird right? But nothing is more weird than the person who keep sending me messages. Mostly, I didn't put my face as a profile picture. I saved some cute chibi anime girls and make it as my profile picture. I only have three person's on my friend list. Patty, Krisha, and Zack. An idea pops in my mind. I tried searching for my f******k account I use in the real world.

I sat frozen, numb at the image I was seeing on the news channel. My photo was plastered all over CNN and all I could do was sit there and stare at my F******k profile pic from five years ago when I was like sixteen, I was wearing a bikini top sunglasses and a geeky smile plastered all over my face. Besides being mortified at the fact that I never got around at removing that picture from my profile, what bothered me more was the heading. ENEMY OF THE WORLD…

"With me, you don't have to do that... People already look at us funny if we go anywhere." He snorts. "They look because you're cute..." "No, trust me, they are probably wondering about our sex life. You've seen the hamster eating a banana picture?" Nathan chokes on laughter behind me. "Oh, I have, but... I find it kind of hot. I mean, you're fun-sized." "Fun-sized?"

But the guy is damn funny. Nishant "He's been looking at your picture for the past 7 minutes, smiling like a sadist. Gurl your soon-to-be-husband is a psychopath ." I read the text and saw the picture he sent along with the text. I laughed after seeing his text but soon that laughter died down when I saw Zeeshant's picture. He is sitting on his office chair- looking like a Greek god, but that's not the whole problem guys. He has a phone on his left hand while the right hand has his 'custom' made '''cigarette'''.

"Hey." "How is work going?" "And by the way. Thanks for yesterday" Sent! Janet opened the picture on his profile, zoomed it and smiled. It was a casual picture taken of him on a beach. He was all smiles. Although it wasn't a portrait picture, he cropped it to look like one. He was wearing a baby blue T shirt which was puffed up from the wind. He had a sunglass hanging on his forehead. His dimples were on full display and Janet is finding it hard to believe what Danielle said about his temperament. He doesn't look cold to her. He looks cute. He looks rugged and boyish at the same time. He is so handsome and the dimples when he smiles deeply soften his look. He is all round any woman's sweet d

A second later, her eyes grew wide in shock. “Ahemm..I see. Nice!..” “You should change your profile picture, it was too formal.” She was taken aback. “Umm.. okay?” Her eyes darted sideways. “Yeah, you should replace it with a more candid photo.” He said as they walked back to their line. She nodded. “Got it.” He had a point. The photo she used was the only photo inside her wallet. It was a copy of an ID picture. It really was too formal for a social media account profile picture.

He was not done teasing as he still tried to hide his laugh, placing his hand on his mouth. To my horror I actually looked like a rabbit with good amount of paint on my pointed nose. My cheeks were even tainted and only my forehead and chin was safe. I literally looked like a cartoon with such appearance. I turned around to face him. I was not mad at him because my appearance would make anyone laugh.

Some where it was just her, smiling, bare of makeup, her hair up in a messy bun and the others where it was her and the three musketeers-lucy, Molly, Issa and sure enough she outshone all of them. I didn’t like her pictures being this public but I liked that she was happy. I stumbled my way to her comment section. --where have you been all my life gorgeous? -Nash4D [some asshole with an overly sprayed tan as his profile picture] --Drop you pin baby -Tommy.c..[a grandpa with a beat up toupee on his head] The other comments that followed were even gnarly than the first ones. There was specifically one dickhead that described what he wanted to do to her and I crammed his username and profile pi