Funny Chicken Memes Novels & Stories

Annoying. I sighed and decided to speed things up. I grabbed Damien's forearm. "No! Jack, what are you doing?" Damien shrieked, struggling. "Why are you so strong?!" "I'm speeding things up," I said calmly, ignoring his flailing. Despite his best efforts to escape, I shoved his hand inside the bottom cavity of the chicken. "OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO GROSS!" Damien gagged, wriggling in place like a worm. "This is so hilarious!" Jason howled, practically doubling over in laughter.

There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d

"He's sincere, sweetie. I'm surprised to see you two so affectionate, but I'm happy, as well. Lord knows you were unlikely to meet anyone else your age around here." Bethany and Ronny came out to inspect the coop, and we all waited for her by the decal. "Oh my fucking God! I take it all back, this is trash!" Bethany squealed. "Burn it down, and the whole farm with it! It's all tainted with the memory of the dabbing chicken!" She then proceeded to break into the biggest laugh I've ever heard from her -- deep, wracking laughter that shook her to her bones and brought tears to her eyes.

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

The students' target when the cellphone battery is low but they don't bring a power bank. "I want to order Penyet Chicken. What do you want to order?" asked Jayden, who was standing in front of the only Penyet Chicken (spicy fried chicken that is crushed) shop in the campus canteen. Which is famous for its crispy chicken and spicy chili sauce. He needs a spicy one for his brain-toning, which is definitely not a spicy-girl-like-bitch on campus. Moreover, degem aka Dedek Gemes (adorable sister) who wanders around with super tight clothes and lacks of materials. In stark contrast to the upper semester whose clothes were simpler.

Every bite of the chicken is driving her crazy as she eats it till it was the bone that was remaining. She took the bone and continued chewing it until she munched it to pieces and spit it out. Some people who had been watching her were stunned. "why's she behaving like someone who hasn't eaten for one month now! They thought as Brooklyn and her squad stood up and walked to her seat. "Go easy girl! Why must you chew the bone of the chicken? There are a lot of chicken there if you need. Brooklyn Utter sarcastically as some people who had heard her burst into laughter.

Chicky drowned in a pond in the neighborhood. After being taken for a walk by Julie, it left the world forever. When Ash arrived, Julie was crying. Once the sadness passed, she asked him to bury Chicky. He agreed at the time. But in the community, there were cats and dogs around. Even if you buried it, it might be dug up. Ash thought for a moment and handed the chicken over to his subordinates to make roasted chicken. Strangely, that night, after Julie finished eating, she solemnly said, "Big Brother, did we eat Chicky?"

We had been working together for weeks now, and I had grown to trust him implicitly. Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered a silly joke my brother used to tell me when we were kids. "Hey, Claus, why did the chicken go to the doctor?" I asked, trying to stifle a grin. Claus raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "I don't know, why?" he asked. I giggled. "Because it had fowl breath!" I exclaimed, bursting out laughing. Claus chuckled, shaking his head. "You're such a goofball," he said, smiling.

I was so hungry, the smell of the fried chicken made me want to salivate at any moment. What the heck! The dish must not taste good so hubby has a reason to eat it! I took the chicken's leg but I immediately let it go because it was so hot, I blew my hand because it hurt sh!t. It seems the chicken doesn't me to eat, it flew away! "You're a greedy person." I looked behind me and saw Ken holding back his laughter while walking toward me. "How funny!" Disgusted when he said it was like crying. I covered my face and acted like I was really crying, there was even a sound effect to make it look real.

“…screamed, ‘I’M T-REX! I EAT CHICKENS!’ and sprinted straight for the coop, dragging three other kids behind him. The chickens panicked. The teachers panicked. I panicked. Diego almost pulled his gun.” I nearly choked on a laugh. “Diego would never draw a gun on chickens.” “Diego dragged my soul with his stare,” Maritza said. “And went, ‘Señorita, please get that child right now before these chickens have permanent trauma.’” Ash lifted his fork, trying to stab a mango. “The chickens ran super fast, Mami! They’re funny. Their butts wiggle.” He shook his shoulders as a demo. “I chased them. Then I said, ‘CHICKENS, DON’T BE SCARED, I JUST WANT A HUG!’”