Marry me
I asked and raised the brim of the glass to my lips, taking a modest sip.
"A chicken's ass when it eats," she replied before chuckling. "Ah, I'm so stupid."
I stared at her blankly from the edge of the glass cup. "You're stupid, I know, but what?"
She blinked. "Don't tell me you don't get it." My expression told her enough and she sighed exasperatedly. "You know, when a chicken eats, the butt is up..." she trailed off, waiting for it to click in.
I faked a laugh. "Oh, I think I get it now."
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