Funny Chicken Memes Novels & Stories

"That's the last of the corn mix. They'll be on straight grain soon, which they hate. Chickens are picky eaters for animals that will literally peck their own siblings to death." I smiled, watching as Lena and Abby, who had finished their game of tag, were now chasing a few of the less-discerning chickens that had been let loose in a fenced-off run. They were shrieking with laughter, their faces flushed with joy and effort. They were having so much fun, a pure, uncomplicated happiness that was a rare and beautiful commodity in our world. I could lose myself in watching them, in absorbing a fraction of their unburdened joy.

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

Harold on the other hand concluded "Do you own a chicken farm?" "Does Nordstorme Corp also sell chicken?" "You must have raised a lot of chicken." Those kinds of silly questions were what Shantal received after she told them about the drumsticks and because the other party found the idea to be downright hilarious, she could not stop herself from laughing. Eventually, they ate and shared a meal with a happy heart.

She suddenly pulled me for a hug, caressing my back. "I can still remember back when we're still young, your pet chicken was attacked by a dog. A huge dog was biting your pet chicken, but you didn't give up pulling your chicken just to separate it from that dog." I remember. Even though I was young, I could remember it. I had a pet chicken. I love that chicken so much. She have been with me since she was a chick until she grew up. I thought I could witness her laying eggs, but one day one huge dog attacked her. The dog suddenly entered our gate. I was just seven years old back then.

“Shut up I make a mean smoothie for your information” “Do you plan to make chicken smoothies do you?”

Kaspar warned her against acting upon such stupid ideas she had created in her mind. "I have a few tricks up my sleeve." Aurelia laughed, amused. "For your information, there are so many ways to slaughter a chicken," she said with a wink, grinning like a Cheshire cat.

The sparks soon escalated to us dry humping on the floor, his hard length pressing deliciously against my heat in a different rhythm. It doesn’t take long until we are christening both offices. Max POV “Gi-paw! Peeps! Peeps!” Aly squeals, running around the enclosed coop while trying to catch one of the chickens. The damn birds are disgusting, but the kids love them. Marvel has a rooster under one arm, scolding him for pecking at his feet, and Aly is trying to get a fluffy white one to hug her. I grabbed another, much calmer chicken, and carried it over to Aly so she could pet her with my help.

"You look like a joker." "Ji Won, these are my wings... Oink! Oink!" Hana imitates and makes sounds like a pig. "I am Mimo, the flying pig." "I hate that pig." Ji Won yells, "Why are you copying that cartoon pig? You are annoying me." "You irritate me more than I can irritate you." Hana crosses her arms defiantly. "You are always nagging me when I am playing with others." "You play with boys all the time and get hurt easily." Ji Won copies her action and crosses her arms. "You are bad at sports."

I grumble turning my head away to avoid looking at the horrid creatures. "Featherless chickens," he supplies. "Why would you g****e that?" I snap trying to erase the picture from my mind. Jem shrugs and I groan. "I didn't even know featherless chickens existed. I'd like to go back to when I was blissfully ignorant of that fact."

Chris feigned a pitiful expression as he answered Henry before turning to Addison “No” “You didn’t???” Addison’s eyes widened in shock before they were filled with admiration “Who could come up with something so ingenious?? I have to worship this god of retribution….ha….ha…. it was so refreshing to see the memes…. Ha….ha…ha…” Addison bend over hugging his stomach. He couldn’t stop laughing, the memes were too hilarious. He wondered if Daniel would ever be able to recuperate the courage to face the business world again. “Your god of retribution is next door doing his 1000 push up punishment. Would you like to join him?” Chris hooked his eyebrows teasingly.