Funny Chicken Memes Novels & Stories

“I stepped a little closer, stupid curiosity. Next thing I knew, the chicken flapped its wings and charged at me like it’d been sent from hell. I ran, screaming, and tripped over a rock.” “Nooo!” Lara was already in tears. “I twisted my ankle and landed face-first in chicken poop. My grandpa just stood there laughing, saying, ‘Now you’re one of us.’” “Oh my God,” I wheezed. “You can’t make this up.” “I swear, I didn’t eat chicken for a whole year after that.” “You mean, the chicken beat the CEO?” Lara teased. “I wasn’t a CEO then. Just a terrified boy who learned never to trust animals with wings.”

“Oh!, I forgot to tell you.” I tilted my head. “What?” “You’ll never guess what Grandpa did yesterday.” I laughed softly. “I’m almost scared to ask.” “He tried chasing one of the neighbor’s chickens because he insisted it had stolen his glasses.” I burst into laughter. “No!” “I’m serious!” Matthew was already laughing himself. “He spent almost twenty minutes arguing with that poor chicken.” I wiped a tear from the corner of my eye. “Please tell me you’re joking.” “I wish I was.” He leaned forward dramatically.

Ruya said. " But, you still called yourself a…" " Don't say it" Ruya said, interrupting me. " Oh I won't say it, I'll spell it for ya," I said with a mocking tone. " Don't you dear" Ruya said with a deep Bass voice. " C.H.I.C.K.E.N, chicken!" I said, making chicken sounds around the room. " Come to think about it, you actually kinda sound like a chicken," Ruya said, laughing.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

“And what could be a better way of doing that than testing it on your pet chicken.” Lankko looked alarmed, but did not speak. “I’ll have you released from your cell so that you can witness the transformation of your beloved chicken,” said Remuel.

George cried as the chicken pecked at him. “Bhabe, faster, run!” “Hahahaha!” Nick and I couldn’t stop laughing as we watched them. They’re both black belters, yet a chicken was their biggest enemy. Good thing Manong Castro managed to calm the rooster down. ~~~ **End of Flashback** ~~~ I still laugh whenever I remember that. “I know why you're laughing, Boobae,” Scarlett said, raising an eyebrow. “Hahahaha!” I burst out laughing even harder. Nick laughed too.

"No, but I found this excellent video on youTube..." "Oh great. But why are you putting the chicken in the microwave?" I ask. "Well, I never finished watching the video because it was boring," Logan says seriously. "To be honest, I don't even need to watch some complicated recipe. There's a button on the microwave with a chicken symbol right on it. I don't get why people don't use it to cook their damn chicken." I can feel the laughter bubbling up inside of me, threatening to burst out at any moment. I try to suppress it, but it's no use. Before I know it, I'm laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face.

She flipped through sheet after sheet seriously. "What else will we cook for tomorrow? There's Taliwang chicken, Pelecing chicken, Crispy chicken, Penyet chicken, Gado-gado chicken, chicken satay, chicken opor, chicken meatballs, chicken nauggets, chicken..." "Stop! Done! I really like chicken but that doesn't mean I keep eating chicken every day. It could make me be a real chicken!" Luna looked at me in confusion. Then i glanced at the magazine in his hand.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

Plus, this gigantic mammal has feathers trailing behind him like the bread trailing Hansel and Gretel's path. "What, " I turned around to see him near me, "Chicken?" Ha! Chicken is so going to be on my Jerkass nickname list. "Don't call me that..." JerkAss glares at me, puh-lease, that look can't hurt a fly! Okay, fine. It can -but the fluffy chicken suit softened it. I was about to retort a sarcastic comment when the little kid from earlier ran out with a woman in tow. He points at JerkAss using his tiny index finger, "Mama! That's the big mean chicken that stuffed my mouth with food!"