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“Fine, fine, what's the great news?” “I have officially booked a spot in the largest cruise ship in Toronto for the holidays!” I said happily and for the first time today, her face brightened up and a smile formed on her face. Emily rarely smiled. She was more like an Emo chick who had a hormonal imbalance. Don't get me wrong, I love my best friend just the way she was. We were the total opposite. “I and Jax will be spending the holidays there,” I added and her smile vanished as quickly as it had appeared.

I smile back happily. "Merry Christmas Kiara." he wishes me and leaves. I can't stop the smile that forms on my face. I continue smiling and go outside and see Reed instead of Raven. I get inside the car, and he looks at me weirdly. "Why are you smiling like a creep?" he asks me, and I grin wider at his question. He shakes his head with a chuckle and starts the car. We hear Christmas songs on the way to his house. Once we reach home, I go upstairs to change into my Christmas PJs that consists of a white t-shirt that says 'have yourself a merry Christmas' and red shorts with black stripes.

Dad, Finn can you go over to my desk and look what's be gifted me for an early Christmas present" " NO FUCKING WAY!!" They both say in unison which we laugh at. I can't hide my amusement in all of this...

I said and crossed my arms. " But I have a reflection." " Don't care." I snapped at him. He rolled his eyes and turned his gaze to the funfair. " Any plans for Christmas?" Aiden asked. Why is everybody asking that damn question? " Because it's Christmas and it's special for you guys." Aiden said. God I didn't say that out loud. " Special for me?" I asked. " Yeah, you're a Christian." " And you?" I asked. " I'm not."

"it all starts when the PURPLE FOG came from out of nowhere"- Dessa Dessa POV 11:58 PM Dec 24 we are very merry waiting for the Christmas eve along with my father and little brother "Papa its 2mins before Christmas!"- Dessa "yes, Sister woooohhh!! I cant wait to eat!"- John Marwell (aka JM) "just a minute wait until then ahaha"- Bobby due to our friend's yearly group tradition, I am preparing the foods that I am bringing outside

I stand alone on the icy field, turning back every few minutes to look at the road behind me. When my hands grow numb from the cold, I scroll my social media feed and see a recent post from my younger sister, Giada Soave. Holding gifts in her arms, she sits beneath a luxurious crystal Christmas tree with my parents embracing her from both sides. Ivano stands behind her with his hand resting lightly at her waist and his eyes full of tenderness. The caption reads, "Merry Christmas, I'm grateful to spend the holiday with those who love me most!" The comments section buzzes with blessings, praise, and envious messages.

“Wanted: Average-looking guy, recently dumped, decent dick, no acting experience required. Must be willing to fuck Destiny Mira’s ‘Heartbroken Elf’ in Christmas parody. Serious inquiries only.” I laughed so hard I almost puked. Then, because I was drunk and miserable and had literally nothing to lose, I replied with the most unhinged DM I’ve ever written: “Girlfriend just left me for a CrossFit coach named Chad. I cry during sex and still live with my mom. But I have an 8-inch cock and I’ve jerked off to Destiny Mira so many times I can recite her moans by heart. Pick me.” I attached two dick pics (one hard, one soft for comparison) and a selfie of me crying in my childhood bedroom with a pi

Arthur tells me. “What are your Christmas traditions?” Max asks; he’s finally back with us. “Ah, the Christmas spirit is designed for children. The joy of Christmas for adults is seeing the joy on the faces of the pack's pups. Every November, the adults come together to make an activity advent calendar for the pups. An example of this would be; on the 1st of the month, we decorate the pack land. On the 2nd, we hold our official secret Santa draw. On the 3rd, we write out our Christmas cards. On the 4th, we hold our Christmas fancy dress party, and we always put our Christmas trees up on the 13th. We include activities such as watching Christmas movies, Christmas cookie and cake baking, and a

"Why were you crying at the park bench that night?" "Austin got his second Jordan while my gift under the christmas tree was invisable. They didn't get me anything just like the year before and i got upset." He looked at her after snorting laughter. "What is so funny?" She asked "Not getting a gift on christmas is a slap yo the face when you're a kid and you know it." He nodded his head in agreement then shoot another question. "So if you go to the new owners, wouldn't they give you an address or a phone number?"

He made fun of me as my cheeks burned from embarrassment. I sure hope I didn't pee on myself. The new Christmas song that was playing in the background now was "All I want for Christmas." by Mariah Carey. Santa Claus got on the bed again, teasing my clit with his slippery dick as he removed the soiled vibrator, stretching out his tongue to lick my release from it. "What do you want for this Christmas, girl?" He asked and I shut my eyes. "Your Cock, Santa Claus. Please ravish me hard." I pleaded as he continued to tease me down there, almost making me lose my mind.