Novel & Cerita Funny Daily Quotes

Liam answered, “True! And what about ‘drive-thru’? Shouldn’t it be ‘drive-by’? Like, ‘Yeah, officer, I’d like a Big Mac and a side of justice, please.” “What nonsense are you talking?” Kieron. “Guys, have you ever noticed how escalators are just lazy stairs? They’re like, ‘Why climb when you can ride?’” Jaedon. “Speaking of laziness, remember that time we tried to assemble IKEA furniture? It was like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. I’m pretty sure the manual was written by a confused octopus.” Kioz. “And don’t get me started on fortune cookies. They’re like life advice from a cryptic squirrel. ‘Your lucky numbers are 42, 7, and squirrel.’” Liam.

"Ghad! Masarap yung chicharon girl yung charot masakit. Alam mo kung bakit kasi pwet mo may racket, dejk! Kasi madalas na gamitin ng mga pilipino ang charot as joke kahit naman na totoo ang sinasabi nila. Example: Hi Iza, I have a crush on you! Charot. Another one. Anika I love you, Charot. Gets? Duh." "It's masakit pala, kaya pala tinatawanan ako sa office pag I'm joking and instead of 'charot' ang sabihin ko, charon nasasabi ko. I thought my jokes are funny. " napakamot siya sa ulo niya ng marealize ang kagagahan niya. "What's happening here? Bakit 'di ako belong?" malakas na sigaw ng kapatid ko. I laughed because of her loud voice that caught their attentions.