Novel & Cerita Funny Daylight Savings Memes

Feedback quickly poured in. George texted, "Wow, Ms. Graham is working on the weekend. She's way more dedicated than us. Impressive!" Alan replied, "Now I feel bad for slacking off. I need to get to work too!" Clara chimed in, "Angela, can't we enjoy a bit of rest during the weekend? You're up so early and already working—such dedication!" The chat, which began professionally, soon turned into a lively thread of jokes and memes.

Arlo frowned. Emery wiped the tears from her eyes and said while still chuckling. “Oh god. Your reactions were priceless. I can’t believe that you’d all be so gullible.” Laura nodded, “Don’t you know what date it is today?” “April—” Devyn said, then facepalmed when he finally realized what day it was. “Wait, what. What’s with Apri?” Kairo, who was still clueless, asked. “It’s April 1st, dad! Happy April Fools!”

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

Remo was so sweet that night, we made love for hours, just kissing and touching and exploring each other, till I finally nodded off to sleep, wrapped in the comfort of his arms. In the morning, as I was blinking myself awake, I wondered why he was sitting up, watching me. When I took a look at the clock, I sat up with a start and said, "Remo, you're going to be late for work!" He just chuckled and said, "Do you know what today is?" I had to think for a minute, till I remembered, "It's April 1st. April Fools' Day, isn't it?" He showed me his phone. "Well, this is no joke. We got the winning numbers, and we won. We won the whole jackpot."

The caption read, “When the drama in your life is so good, even the alpha king wants to watch.” I laughed in spite of myself. Not thinking anything of it, I sent the meme to Nick and went to bed.

I started to relax and walked towards the couch with my package. "Arey yaar! I think you have turned into a full American. It's diwali, beta." She laughed, making my eyes go wide in shock. What?! I quickly checked the calendar on Ray's laptop which was sitting on the coffee table. October 21st. It was indeed diwali. The festival of lights and I had completely forgotten about it. "I'm so bad with dates grandma. I totally forgot about it." I pouted, feeling so bad that I had failed to wish them. It must be evening over there which means it was diwali for me today, here in US.

made it sound like litter in a river, not people like Marko waking up every day unsure which of their thoughts were theirs. I deleted “downstream.” Typed “human.” Deleted that, too. Too emotional for the regulation crowd. I glanced at the clock in the corner. 08:03. Mila’s night shift should’ve ended at 07:30. I thumbed my phone awake. No notifications. No memes. No soup skulls. I typed: YOU ALIVE OR DID HOSPITAL COFFEE FINALLY KILL YOU. Hit send. Watched the little “delivered” mark appear.

As I am waiting for her food to get warm I remember to text Keith. "Made it home, Feeding Kaye some breakfast, then I will try to relax and get her to sleep some with me. Hope you made it home ok, get some good sleep." I type out quickly and hit send. "I will now that you are home safe." he responds. The next day, Keith tagged me in a meme. It was the Ronald McDonald clown holding a Taser. It said, "Which is scarier?" I replied "Definitely, the Taser, Calories do not scare me haha."

MIKE: I never had this much fun in my life. MIKE: You made my day. He kept sending messages and I couldn't stop my laughter. I never saw this side of Mike. He is jovial. JESSIE: Haha :) Should I copy-paste it? MIKE: No need ;) I chuckled seeing that emoticon. JESSIE: As you wish :) MIKE: So, tell me, what else? JESSIE: I think we need to sleep now. It's 2 A.M. MIKE: Oh! I lost track of time. Okay, let's go to sleep now.

There was a text message notification from Freddie, my friend and Special adviser. I glanced toward the opposite side of the table where he sat. He gestured at me to look at my phone. Making sure July’s attention was still on her unbearable presentation, I glanced down at my phone. Freddie sent me a meme that he’d cleverly created by swapping July's head with that of an evil looking Maleficent. I swallowed a snigger. Glancing at him, I shook my head and grinned. “Do you mind?” July's frigid tone broke me out of my thoughts.