Funny Daylight Savings Memes Novels & Stories

"Damn, it makes sense that they're airing this stuff at 1 in the morning." With a raised eyebrow, Jannis finds the late-night option amusing. "I mean, come on! This is the prime time for these movies, so they air them at this hour," she says with a grin as she shifts the conversation. "Hey, do you remember that hilarious prank we pulled off during our last family vacation? That was hilarious!" Jake recalls a few practical jokes, but he acts as if he doesn't remember while he smirks at his stepmother. "Actually, I don't remember. Can you refresh my memory?"

But it was a happy quiet. --- *DAY 751: FLIGHT BACK* On the jet. Kids asleep. Damian took out his diary. Wrote: `DAY 751. SWITZERLAND.` `Earnings: $0` `Spent: $2 Million` `Profit: Everything.` `Notes: Luna learned to ski. Adam learned how to lose and win. Noah ate snow. Ava brought me back.` Ava read it. And squeezed his hand. --- *DAY 751: 10:00 PM - BACK HOME*

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He smiled when he saw the two texts that Dillon had sent. Dillon 7:02 AM: YO MORNIN BROTHER WAKE DA PHUK UP! TIME TO START THE DAY OF THE FLIGHTLESS BURD! Can we get a pumpkin pie to fuck later? Plzzzzz Lol 7:09 AM: Doood! You still asweep wittle booboo? Sleepin in past 7 is rare for you! Wake up boi! We fuckin' a pie today!

Days passed, Christmas passed in a bomb as we celebrate it in our own way. Foods, as in Lots of Foods! Haha Loud music, dancing, drinking and Fireworks! Wiiieeeee!! And now it's new year's countdown. We are here in my old pack. Midnight Howler pack if you don't remember grin emoticon Waiting the time beat 12, everyone are excited and so was I. Our pack is wide enough to accommodate three packs! Yeah! The Red Moon Struck (Crescent moon pack before)

“Shut up. I got an eight on that paper.” “Because I corrected half of it.” “You corrected commas. And you even got some wrong.” “I corrected your Russian. Which was terrible.” Susan started laughing again. Sasha draped an arm over her shoulder, as if sharing a secret. “See? He always forgets important dates.” “I don’t forget.” “You forgot Dmitry’s birthday once. You sent a message the next day: ‘I thought it was Thursday.’” “I was on a mission. In the middle of nowhere. No signal.”

“Little One it is time too get up. We must plan everything for the upcoming days.” Raz said, pushing me out of my slumber. Looking at my phone it reads 5:30 am on the 13th of February. D-day is right around the corner, and we haven’t even gone over what I should do. I brush my hair and brush my teeth in this small camper bathroom. It’s not much, but hey it’s ours and it is pretty spacious for a camper inside. All the kids fit, plus 3 dogs, and Robby and I, so I can’t complain. I get coffee ready for Robby and the older kids. I grab a cold Coke zero, and it tastes so good.

Parents? "Come lets scroll down memes." Dua calls me and I don't want to make it obvious that I am worried so I decided to go. Inaaya's room was small, so Inaaya slept on the bed while me and Dua slept down under the blanket scrolling memes. Zayd and Aadhvik were staying on an other room. Inaaya had some work on her laptop and soon she too went to bed. Me and Dua are the only two souls awake in the house laughing at stupid memes.

in the break room were now spamming the chat with thank-you memes. Daniel: “Mr. Shaw, you’re amazing! I knew sticking with you was the right choice!” Maggie: “Thank you, Mr. Shaw! I’m going to start looking up travel guides right now!” Eric: “Ahhh! I’m buying new swim trunks for photos!” Hah. Their attitudes changed faster than flipping a page. Just as the excitement in the chat reached its peak, an untimely message popped up. Julian: “Azure Haven Islands? That’s where tacky rich people go. Hot, crowded, and totally basic.”

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 And I'm not sure you can celebrate that, Em😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I love all Emerald's foolishness. LMAO. I hope all of you are entertained 💋💋💋.