Funny Dobby Novels & Stories

Three years ago, at a Sotheby's auction, Damon sent me to deal with a Russian who was becoming a problem. The man's name was Leo Volkov. When I pressed a gun to his back, he didn't flinch. He just laughed quietly and slipped this phone into my hand. He’d whispered, "A beautiful bird in a golden cage always dreams of flying. When your master breaks your wings, call me. I'll give you the sky." I thought he was crazy. Now, he was my only hope. My trembling fingers typed out a message: [I'm taking your offer. Three days. Get me the hell out of New York.]

sagot niya sa problemadong pinsan. Tinaasan niya ng kilay ang babaeng kasalukuyang nasa bakal na tubo sa gitna ng maraming tao at malanding sumasayaw. Halatang nakainom ito kaya makapal na ang mukha. "Wow! Ang init!" sigaw ng DJ sa stage na sinundan naman ng palakpakan at hiyawan. Ang ingay ng paligid at malanding tugtog na pini-play ng DJ ay nagsindi ng landi sa babae kaya mas ginalingan pa nito ang paggiling.

Eighteen years and this the first time I got to play, back in that room the only play time I had was reading books about the adventures I could have had if I wasn't locked up in that dark awful place. We slowed down in front of an 'Ice cream shop' I had never heard of. I know you lick it to eat it but that's basically it. I looked back at Colby who was looking like a child behind the steering wheel he was jumping up and down, repeating; "Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream," I raised an eyebrow at the man who was dressed like a bad boy, yet has the personality of a child. He stopped and pouted at me and I just stared back trying not to laugh before he began to speak again.

The door clicked shut, cutting off the sounds in the outside world. I stared at my bruised face, along with the cuts and scrapes on my body, in the mirror. Wiping the blood off my lips, I dabbed alcohol on my open wounds. That night, Dobie went mad again when I was feeding it. Dobie jumped on me while Tammy stared at me with the vilest look. She only spoke up when Dylan showed up. “Sarah! What is wrong with you? Did you give Dobie something weird again?” “By the time Dylan had his men pry Dobie off me, my skin was torn open in multiple places.

he says simply. I blink at him. “You always do.” He tilts his head. “You look like you could use a dumb joke.” “I really could.” He leans in. “Okay, what do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, and came back?” I stare at him. “A dirty double-crosser.” I snort. “That’s horrible.” He grins. “But you laughed.” “I did not.” He lifts a brow. “You giggled.”

Olivia asked gently. With her wide hazel eyes, Eunice stared up at Olivia, but she remained silent. Olivia didn’t want to force her. Rather, she kept arranging the toys and let Eunice watch her silently. “You know, when I was a little girl, I had a teddy bear named Mr. Dobby” Olivia said in a calm and gentle manner. He was my best friend. I shared all my secrets with him.

“Were going down the hall to another room, so I just let myself in.” “More like sneaked in,” Calvin quipped with a hint of amusement. She is tenacious. “Sir, I’m sor—” “Don’t worry about it, Dolly” he said as he shook his head at the pre-teen. “Miss Davis has proven to be quite mischievous.” “I’m not mischievous. I’m innovative,” Debbie corrected with that all-too-familiar smirk. “Dolly, it’s almost lunchtime. Order Miss Davis and me take out from . . .” He looked at Debbie. “Do you like crab legs?”

the time". Fuck, I hate myself...I don't want to talk about this shit! I want to talk about how cows moo and all that fucking shit. I wanted ice cream but the doctor said I wasn't allowed to eat it. How did Dumbledor even grow that long ass beard that's as long as the Mississippi river? Why is there such song as "What does the Fox say?" when obviously, the fox says "meow"?" I cry. Maddox laughs, "What's so funny? Do I look like a clown to you? I'm fucking crying and all you're doing is being an ungrateful husband to me!"

Before he could finish his question, Darryl walked toward those new arrivals and asked, "Who are you? What was your position before this?" Darryl sounded desperate. He hoped to find someone knowledgeable in medicine who could resurrect Little Fairy. "Master, I am Cass Sher, North Star Sect's 15th Sect Master." 'North Star Sect? I thought this sect had disappeared a long time ago.' "What about you?" "Master, I am Shane Doby, also known as Robber General." "…"

I think I will alternate the names but I like dickhead better. “This is unbelievable.” Abel mutters and walks away. “I want to make amends. Allow me to do that. I want you two back.” “Don’t you think it’s too late for that? Do you think it has been easy for us?” Jim asks angrily. “Oh my!” we hear exclamations and turn to see what is happening. Some people look at the dickhead and shake their heads as I notice his face on the screen. “Fuck!” he curses and tries to move but Trey grabs him by the collar and glares at him.