Funny Fake Eyelashes Meme Novels & Stories

“Show me how it’s done, Luna.” I rolled my eyes, but the tip of my lips twitched. I couldn’t deny that the ridiculousness of the situation had me laughing on the inside already. I lifted a hand and pressed it against the water, making exaggerated splashes. Then I tilted my head back, letting out a tiny, fake gasp.

I groused, wrapping my hands around my waist. A smirk crept into his face and he stepped closer. In a fast reflex, his fingers plucked out an eyelash from my eyelid, causing pain to shoot through my body. I gasped in pain and stepped back, rubbing my eyes which were throbbing in pain. "Just a pluck at an eyelash made you cry out in pain, what makes you think I can't break you?" He asked, mockery laced in his voice. "You are just like this eyelash when compared to me," he said, waving the eyelash over my face before flinging it into the air.

I streched my whole body in the warm water and felt fully relaxed. Suddenly I felt the urge to howl, like a wolf does. I closed my eyes and started howling to the light. Suddenly someone opened the door and walked in the bathroom. "What the fuck is going on here?" Damn! I forgot to lock the door. I opened my eyes and saw a hot guy standing at the door, looking furious. He still looked extremely charming even with the cranky look on his face. And his body, woo-hoo! That's really something.

I rolled my eyes pretending to be nonchalant. "No, can't you see, it's eyeshadow? Men, ugh. You guys know nothing about makeup." I muttered trying to sound annoyed and he seemed to buy my lie. "My bad," He mumbled. "So, have you given it a thought?" He came straight to the point. "I think you're crazy, and also I have found my mate, maybe we will live happily ever after," I said with a fake smile. Though it hurts to even blurt those words out knowing what's the truth behind it.

"Poor think. I'm guessing you haven't seen anything as expensive as this house." Freya was a startled a little by Jessica's sudden appearance before calming down. She looked at the person in front of her, her eyes turning wide. Too much makeup, tight clothes which couldn't hide her protruding breasts. But what made her want to laugh the most was her makeup. The foundation was too light for her skin, her lips looked at like they had been covered with at least four layers of lipstick and then her obvious fake eyelashes. Freya held her stomach and bursted into a fit of laughter. Jessica looked at Freya in confusion.

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

she laughs "like they say these days faking it in style." I give her a confused look "what?" "You know, when you're in a fake relationship, these days that's what everyone's doing." "Well, I'm only doing this for mom, and trust me I will not develop falling for him." "My dear friend, you're saying that now, but when the time comes you'll be dying for his touch, his kiss, his scent, his di- ah" I shot her with Levi's water gun. That damn dirty mouth girl. "Charlotte you bitch," she curses, ask I continue to shot her.

She utters. A smile tugs at the corner of my mouth as I turn to look at my friend. I am grateful to have someone like her in my corner, especially when she doesn't even know the whole story of what is going on between Madison and I. Ashley just gets me all the time. Ashley taps me on my shoulder, a mischievous smile still plastered on her face."Hey, you made a mistake. You should have never taken her seriously. Just look at those fake eyelashes! She can't even afford nice ones." She rambles.

Shameless She smirked. "Don't dare deny it, dear. Even if I don't use eyeglasses, I can prove it to you. Tell me, this advanced contact lens you suggested to me, is fake?" one of my eyebrows rose. "Is this fake, Tam?" She repeated. "You're being funny lately, Aira. You were always mistaken. Look, I am also watching, but I did not see it. Tsk! I think you are very hungry, Let's eat later after the game."

He dropped me off where he picked me up and I jolted home, grinning from ear to ear like someone who had won a lottery. "I’m so close!" I shouted as I got into the house. "So close to having him!" I pulled off my dress, changed into my shorts, and opened my laptop. I logged into the fake account. My eyes went wide. One million views. Five hundred thousand likes. Twenty thousand comments. I screamed and held my mouth. I didn’t want my neighbors to hear and come checking what's wrong with me. I scrolled through the comments wanting to make myself laugh. "Fake Jasmine!"