Funny Fantasy Novels & Stories

he stated and clenched his hands, taking deep breaths. I racked my brain for a question but couldn't find the most suitable. "Whats your biggest fantasy? "I asked, simply and he smiled. "F*cking three b*tches at the same time "he stated and licked his lips. My lips squirmed in disgust. "Gross! Andre, you are so raw! "I blurted out and he smiled. "So whats wrong with that, huh? "He said, sardonically. "Do you knpw how much fun i could get from it? " he started and i stopped him with a wave of my hand.

�𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯-𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭-𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦. “𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 � �𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘶𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥”, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵

She munched her sandwich with some questions started emerging in her mind. Frank giggled. “Don’t tell me that he is a vampire that living in the mansion behind your family land!” He shook his head and was aware that Sonya’s fantasies to some extent, were weird and too magical to be true. He remembered Sonya’s imaginative story about a vampire who was living in the old mansion behind her family land after they spent their time watching an old horror movie when they were teenagers.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

My life would brighten, bolstered by sunshine and lollipops. Unicorns. Rainbows. I shake my head and bite my lip as I put the fantasy away for good. It can't happen. Ever. Hello readers, hope you guys are enjoying the book? Please remember to leave a comment and support the book. Thank you all.

Deliberately forgot, but that's hardly the point. I grind my pussy against his hardness as he swipes my hair to one side. He buries his face in my exposed neck and takes a long sniff. "You smell like a real-life wet dream." Real-life wet dream? I laugh at my vivid imagination. Tens of women at work drool over Rhys Redmond, but I must be the only one filling up pages with fantasies of things that will never happen. If this doesn’t get me checked into a mental facility, nothing will.

OK time to meet Jenny. I walked out of the dinning room. PS: I don't need to tell you everything. I knocked on Jenny's door, if you are wondering how I reached there, well, that was when you were reading the PS stuff. I'm I funny or what?, I have a lot of humor. They call me 'The Funny King' 👑 "Arrh"she screamed and I held my ears Do you know how I reached there?, well, you were busy reading my thoughts while i was talking. You are doing the same now and I am talking

Yet another fantasy Prologue Legora, the largest capital city in the world. Once one of nine, now there are four. We had lost five cities in the great calamity. Creatures from god knows where poured in from a tear in the earth. A dimensional tear in space and time the men of science called it, but really who the fuck knows? All I know is they were bigger, stronger, looked nothing like us and they outnumbered us hundred to one.

She wondered if she was better off starving to death in that strange forest instead of spending the next couple of weeks in the company of this foul-mouthed villain. Nikjin chuckled when he noticed how he had managed to get her worked up emotionally just by teasing her. “Do not worry, my darling Luna. You will eventually become used to my kind of humor. You just wait and see,” he said confidently. “Point of correction, Nikjin, I am not your Luna and I will never be,” she said angrily.

As shameless as it sounds, the fantasy was unfolding in my brain in an optimistically fantastic way. "Why are you standing like a rock? Move back, silly idiot." Serena screeched, punching my spine with no intervals. "Shut up, Serena Price. Your cocky mouth has spooked out our lives into the mad cave where even Alladin won't occur on a magical carpet to rescue Jasmine. Don't make me murder you mentally!" In the heated hour where my cock was twisting inside my pants, I blabbered whatever came on my tongue…some made sense, others didn't but Serena didn't believe a word yet she crouched on the ground in hysterical laughter. The nerve of this blueberry muffin thief is disastrous.