Novel & Cerita Funny Fantasy

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

He clicked his tongue, appreciating my body. While I started cooking, he leaned in and commented, "Yvonne, am I doing this right?" He reached out and grabbed the handle of the frying pan, his strong hand covering mine. At the same time, his other hand rested lightly on my waist, steadying me. I almost lost my balance, heat spreading across my body as I experienced my fantasy turning into reality. Even my ears felt like they were on fire. Antonio's proximity was overwhelming, and I could feel the intensity of his presence, a mix of boldness and unshakable confidence.

On the day of our wedding, my fiance's best friend, Penny Lynd, showed me a video, smiling as she said, "Hey, Lydia. I've already educated Aron for you. He's now a real stud, so enjoy!" I felt my breath leaving my lungs as they made love in the video, while Aron Quaker laughed, clapping her shoulder. "Where did you get that AI video? I only took your clothes off that one time." While he was laughing without a care, I felt like I'd just fallen into an abyss. Seeing me lose my cool, Penny laughed out loud too. "There! I knew it would upset Lydia! She's so dumb that she can't even tell that it's an AI video—and a bet's a bet! Starting today, we will be married for three days." It was only t

I said flatly. There was a beat of stunned silence on the other end. Then Sadie let out a laugh so violent I had to hold the phone away from my ear. “Oh my god, you didn’t.” “I did. Your Phantom Fantasy guys grabbed the wrong man. Right abs though, unfortunately.” “Oh noooo,” she groaned, laughing even harder. “That’s so much better than the doggy-style ambush idea you pitched. Please tell me he was hot.” “Hotter than he had any right to be,” I muttered. “And of course, I figured it out after I—”

Not even close. What kind of fantasy world was this man living in?

"Everything is made up, Sola. That’s the point of fantasy." Genesis giggled uncontrollably, her shoulders shaking with delight. "What else did they sell, Uncle Cam?" "Oh, fairy macaroons, elf brownies, and lava cakes fresh from the volcano chefs." "Volcano chefs?!" she squeaked. "Dangerous work, but delicious results," he whispered like it was a secret.

I tensed up, and shivers ran down my spine as he trailed his fingers across my chin. “You eat humans? Animals? Flesh?” I asked, my lips quivering, not certain if it was because I was scared or because I was buried in anticipation and feeling the feeling his fingers gave against my lips at the moment. “We aren't cannibals; we don't eat humans, although we scratch and bite, yes, that we do, yet above all, all those fairy tales you have watched in movies and stories you've heard. They are all lies; I'll explain more, and you will understand our way as time goes by. '' he explained, his eyes not lifting off mine by a bit.

“You are fucking soaked, I haven’t even touched you yet.” My fantasy of getting fucked over his table is now coming to reality, I whimpered as his fingers moved my panties and touched my pussy. He raised my skirt up to my waist with no hesitation, the cold air hit my wet panties making it extremely cold on my pussy. He carried me like I weighed nothing, and set me down on his cold glass desk, he removed my panties and shove my legs apart, wide and open, like a slut. His fingers traced the juice running down my thighs back to my pussy, rubbing my pussy and looking into my eyes. My skin tingled and breath hitched.

They applauded. I took a decision to brighten up and go kind of complicated. I hallucinated via traveling through the roads of time to a world of hope. The hope I couldn't give probably my careful friends, you know them. I mean the ones who never fell into the snare of clowny unfortunate mishaps SANDRA, SOLOMON and IK (my fine boy). Time pulled backwards as them fans take a chill pill and ride on the teleporter with me. Laughs. ****

A week after, Jimmy and Lord Nylian were having breakfast alone. The table was silent, only the sound of the juice glasses and cutlery setting on the marble table could be heard. The Duke was reading Dreamy Day, the number one newspaper in the kingdom. The writers and editors made sure to include all the things that happen daily in Fantasia, such as the next game of Golden Basket; it's the same concept as the regular Basketball game on Earth, except that it's played in the air. The players are mostly fairies or creatures that have wings. They must pass a kind of silver balloon and throw it on the golden basket that floated peacefully in the air.