Funny Fantasy Novels & Stories

Nerthus “Oh, you just unlocked a new fantasy of mine.” I giggle as Owen leans over the counter as I’m brewing his coffee. “Wait until you drink it. Maybe you will change your mind.” He straightens back up with a chuckle. “You underestimate the power of a fantasy, my dear. You could mix dirt into that, and it wouldn’t change a thing.” I snort at him grinning like an idiot, before I finally hand him his beverage. “Here you go, cute stranger.”

Still I forge on, though I certainly make note of the idea for the future. There are odd things too, like the giant frog telling fortunes for a call-in psychic hotline, or the pirate ship full of ballet-dancing vegetables. Others simply make me smile, like Gloria’s craving-driven fantasy of a real-life candy land, or my own childhood wish of riding a dragon as it flies through the air on great leathery wings.

"Sorry Sis, I thought you would like to go on a shopping spree since you are stressed. But I guess, you're not just a typical girl" I sighed out of frustration. Dear Lord, give me more patience to spare my friend's life! "You know what will make me happy right? " I anxiously said "Then let's go to Starbucks! It's on me!" she exclaimed while linking her arms to mine When I heard the "magic word" it boosted my morale, followed by "It's on me". She's not oblivious to what I really want. This time, I could really say that Callista is such a good friend!

But today he was here reading Infernal Devices with me, although he was getting upset every minute because of the fantasy content of the book. “Ugh, wizards and vampires? That doesn’t even exist, this book must be for children, that’s all,” he said, which made me laugh at his reaction. "What'll I do? I have this fantasy spirit inside me,” I respond. He snorted and commented, “Women,” but it wasn't like he wasn't having fun too.

The two men stared at me and I stared right back at them with a blank expression. How were they expecting me to react after all the bullshit they just spurted out of their mouths? Vampire Kingdom?! Supernatural world?! Human slave?! Ha! Is this a fucking prank or what? I forced out a laugh trying to make them think that what they said was funny. At this point I would do anything to get away from these lunatic creeps. "That was very funny guys. Thanks again for saving my life. I really need to go home, bye!"

“Make it a good one.” “Oh, I shall!” it chittered, and with a flourish, it conjured a new narrative pocket in our world. This one wasn't tiny. It was a full-scale, shimmering mirage that overlay a corner of the garden. It depicted a classic, sweeping fantasy epic—knights, dragons, a quest for a glowing mcguffin. But something was off. The knight kept tripping over his own cloak. The dragon was afraid of heights. The glowing mcguffin was just a very persuasive lightbulb.

She felt like a child who had wondered into an R rated movie. "Our employees are all chosen for their exceptional physical traits. All the men are at least six feet tall, all are younger than thirty, and all are-" Here Mrs. Hartley hesitated, making Emma look up. There was a sparkle in her eyes as she held her hands a little over a foot apart. "-well endowed," she finished. "The ladies are also chosen carefully," she continued. "They are all well-toned and have a bra size of at least DD. A dozen ladies are available for fantasy play, as well as more than twenty males."

Hey everyone!! I am author buttercup. And am here today with my first novel. I hope you guys will like this story. So the story is about a poor girl. Who always think to be treated like a princess.. but in her family she was just treated like a slave.... Her brother who was a small business man he tricked his sister to climbe into the bed of a business tycoon and this was all just for a big business deal... What will happen now? When she know that her own brother had trick her like this? What will happen when the man and woman face-off eachother?

Usually, she was jumping between Kaelen and Alex, but was mostly with Kaelen. "Oh, I think you do," Amanda took a step closer, "You know, for a girl who's practically invisible, you certainly have a very vivid and wild imagination. Especially when it comes to my boyfriend!" She leaned her face into Elias, invading her personal space,"Or should I say, Fantasy boyfriend," And that was when it finally hit Elias, and a chill ran down her spine all the way down to her bones. The book. It was...her Fantasy book.

He said he was going to kill me after fucking me. My mind grew lighter, my thoughts became hazier, and I almost didn’t notice the way his body shifted. Moving away from mine.He removed his hand and backed away.It took me a few seconds to realize that he wasn’t standing on top of me anymore. And then I felt his touch on the insides of my legs.“Tell me, puppy, why do you sleep naked?” His voice was gentle, and so was his touch.“Because it makes your sleep better.”A spank landed on my thigh.“And is good for your skin,” I continued.Spank hit the other one as well.“Now, puppy, tell me again.” He took a break. “But this time without lying.”I grinned. If he wasn’t a fucking killer, we would’ve gott