Funny Fantasy Novels & Stories

Schneed was treating Marv like he was male. And who was I to say he wasn’t? The fantasy world was full of strange creatures. Half man, half horse. Head of an eagle, body of a lion. Maybe Marv was one of those. The fabled chick with a dick. Didn’t appear much in Lord of the Rings, but probably turns up in A Song of Ice and Fire at some point. “Now,” said Schneed, “I’ve told you things that would be disastrous if the other side found out. Absolutely disastrous. I’m trusting you to keep all this to yourself.”

After a quick diaper and clothes change we sat all at breakfast. Daddy was feeding me my food when an amazing idea popped into my head. When he didn't look at me I stuck my fingers in the porridge and when he looked back at me I smeared it on his face. He looked very funny and I couldn't stop my giggles. Even Papa couldn't stop laughing. "Oh, so you both think this is funny huh? Well, then I will show you something funny as well." Daddy joked.

Exhibitionism. Shane was indulging another fantasy of hers. He was also fingering her asshole. "If we could make contact with the faerie community (unh) then we might (unh) be able to find out which colony might (unh) be missing someone. If they (unh) have to keep the faeries alive so the blood (unh) is fresh for mixing and (unh) faeries are hard to keep trapped, then it could help narrow our (unh) field of . . . UNH!"

“You are such an unbeliever and you will regret it when the creatures decide to start showing up.” “I think you’ve read one too many fantasy books,” I patted her head in a comforting manner, “You should try nonfantasy.” “You should try believing more.” “I do believe,” I smiled, “In things that make sense like science and not children's stories like the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny.” “The tooth fairy isn’t actually as nice as people think,” she said suddenly, “They’re actually mean fairies who steal your teeth and use them to lay a curse on you.”

With each step they take, they draw closer to the heart of the mystery, and the line that separates reality from fantasy becomes ever thinner. The visions persist, their spell unbroken a tapestry of enchantment woven into the new character's consciousness. Intrigue dances like firelight in their eyes, igniting a thirst for understanding that cannot be quenched. Their thoughts are consumed by the images that have taken root, a symphony of colors and shapes that defy logic. The call of curiosity is too strong to resist, and they find themselves drawn into a quest that transcends the boundaries of their everyday life.

Izan laughed with me, and that woke up my aunt, who only frowned when she saw us laughing. “What causes funny?” asked my aunt. “I want to understand.” “I want to understand too,” said Izan, and I laughed harder. “The fallen angel who created us is in love with the great white she-wolf,” I said with amusement, and I began to laugh harder. Of all the things I was prepared for in this world, that romance was not among the things I would see. I laughed too hard at the situation; it was unusual, something that made me see powerful creatures as ordinary people.

she said happily. "Have you watched one of it where the male lead kissed his girlfriend's enemy, how does it end?" he was ready to hear something soothing. "That is too easy. There is one worse than that and it still ended happily. I've seen a dead lover risen again. That's called a fantasy though" she made him happy. That had been more than he wanted to hear. "Now I can sleep in peace. Thanks, Mrs Flinch" Raymond breathed in deep.

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“And you wanted me to notice.” “Yes.” He hooked his fingers into her thong and dragged it down her thighs, letting it pool at her ankles. Cool air hit her soaked pussy. He groaned softly. “Look at you. Dripping down your legs already.” One thick finger traced her seam, gathering wetness, then pushed inside without warning. She moaned, pushing back. He added a second finger, pumping slow and deep, curling to hit that spot that made her knees buckle. “You’ve been fantasizing about this, haven’t you?” he said against her ear, leaning over her. “About me bending you over my desk and fucking you raw while the campus walks by outside.”

I replied smiling at Santos Esmeralda. "Then, I leave them to you and I have a lot to do in our office." It said goodbye to me and suddenly disappeared. The Fantasians from the Legendary Floresta Encantada were indeed very strong, so bad they didn't even weaken or feel sleepy in my sleeping aura.