Funny Fat Jokes

She is smart and strong-willed and he is obsessed. Four years after tossing her graduation cap into the air, Ivy struggles to get a job. She lives in an oppressive home with her self-assured stepmother and calculating stepbrother, Ivy yearns for purpose and desperately seeks an escape from her suffocating reality. But when a chance encounter leads to a night of intoxicating passion, everything changes. Liam Hartwell is everything Ivy shouldn't want: A 29-year-old powerful and cold CEO haunted by the consequences of a reckless past. He's built his life on power and control, burying regrets beneath success. But one night with Ivy pulls him into a love he never expected and a past he can no longer outrun As fate intertwines their lives, Ivy must confront her deepest fears and desires, igniting a wild journey of guilt, obsession, and an undeniable connection that could either heal or shatter her world. Will she embrace the forbidden love that beckons her, or will she continue to run from the truth? Prepare for a slow-burn romance that’s as thrilling as heart-wrenching in this tale of passion, fate, and emotional awakening

Rhazian is the first, and quite possibly the last, of his kind. On the run from the supernatural world following the war caused by the hybrid Dietrick, the last thing he's looking for is another Mate. Jaded and closed off from love, he meets the stubborn witch, Taylor, sent directly from the night goddess herself. Can Taylor overcome his heartbreak from millennia of lost mates, or will her secret origins drive him further from his humanity?

"I already have my twin mates. How can I have two more mates? The Moon Goddess must have been playing with my fate." Rose cried out loud in her bathroom. After being rejected by her first mate and long-time boyfriend, who snatched away her kingdom from her and killed her parents; Rose was gifted with second-chance mates, who were twin Alphas from the strongest pack in the whole kingdom. Will she accept them and take back the kingdom with their help? Or she will reject them in her hatred towards the mate bond? Will she be able to become the Queen she was destined for? What will happen when she meets another twin alpha and they also turn out to be her mates?

Twisted Fate is a romance fiction story about a young girl, Sandra Fletcher, fresh from high school, who eloped with her boyfriend, Dan, to Arkansas with the hopes of going to nursing college and getting married to him. After he suddenly abandons her, she finds herself all alone and faced with the decision of whether to continue with her life in Arkansas or return home. Deciding to stay, She meets and falls in love with a billionaire, Eric Logan, and in the twists and turns of this intriguing story, she suddenly finds out that Eric is her ex-boyfriend's father. She is now faced with a decision to make.

Orion’s story-an Alpha whose pack was torn apart and obliterated before he was even old enough to think about females . All that’s left is his four brothers, but not by blood. Nothing left for them in their world so they decide to make a name for themselves as an Elite team of Rogue Hunters. During a mission to collect intelligence, things go south. But how? Read to find out! Three friends, so close, they feel like sisters. Life was hard on them at every turn, but things are looking up after everything they been through. They don’t need anyone but themselves. And besides the exhaustion and not enough time to do everything in a day,everyday. So why do they feel a hole inside or is everything they do to try to fill that hole? And what is with this mysterious man from my dreams? Read to find out!

On his wedding day, Reid Sierra’s world shatters when a woman, Chandria Lily Lopez, claims to be pregnant with his child, sending his fiancée, Luxury Suarez, running in tears. When Lily mysteriously disappears, Reid is left with unanswered questions—until fate brings them together again. Torn between his devotion to Luxury and an undeniable pull toward Lily, Reid must choose: fight for the love he’s known for a decade or surrender to the unexpected twist of fate.

Irene grows up trying everything within her power to shred herself away from the supernatural world. But she never thought that a little sign of weakness from her would destroy all her years of hard work. Will she ever get over her fear of falling in love?

'Even if the situation is too difficult, i would be crossing the distant fate with you' Hyomi is a journalist with a firm opinion trapped in a love hate-relationship with a superstar named Jun who turns out to be in the same group as Kai, her ex—He secretly still has feelings for her. And they trapped in a complicated love triangle that's impact on the growth of their group. A big bomb happened as fanatic fans sniffed out Hyomi and Jun's closeness. She's gets a lot if terror.

Gahala Milan is a fairy who lives in the Enlaja--the home of the fairies. She is a brave and powerful young woman who wanted to protect and guard Enlaja. The werewolves are their enemy and she promised that she will kill all the werewolves she would encounter. Destiny has always its own game, she met Wulan Levin, a werewolf and one of their enemy. She always wanted to kill him but there was something about Wulan that she cannot identify what is it. Until one day, she just woke up falling inlove to that man. But it wasn't that easy, loving him could lead to a disaster. It is forbidden to love an enemy. She is a fairy, and he is a werewolf, what they have is a twisted fate.

"Let's live in together ..." She said those words solemnly in her flat facial expression like reading a formal report. “WHATTT???” The young man blinked his eyes in disbelief several times at the woman in front of him as if she has gone insane. But the firm look on her eyes showed him that she was serious with what she just said before. “I like this apartment. You also like it, right?” “Let’s live in together so we can share the rental fee. After 1 year, we can decide whether we want to extend here or not?” The woman glanced at him once again. Requesting for an answer from his mouth. "How?" The young man turned his head away. He seems irk with this weird request but in other hand, he should admit that everything that she said was makes sense too. Especially for sharing the rental fee. It’s a win - win solution! He’s totally broke! And he is in an urge for finding a new place to stay now! "OK. Deal… ” The two of them shook hands as an agreement. "But I also have a request." The young man said those words while his hand still holding her hand warmly. He stared at her and forming a smile on his face seductively. Arissa frowned and raised her eyebrows confusedly. "What is it?" "You can't fall in love with me ..." She sneered out and a mocking smile curved on her face shortly. "No worries. I'm an asexual after all…. ”