Funny Fat Jokes

Gahala Milan is a fairy who lives in the Enlaja--the home of the fairies. She is a brave and powerful young woman who wanted to protect and guard Enlaja. The werewolves are their enemy and she promised that she will kill all the werewolves she would encounter. Destiny has always its own game, she met Wulan Levin, a werewolf and one of their enemy. She always wanted to kill him but there was something about Wulan that she cannot identify what is it. Until one day, she just woke up falling inlove to that man. But it wasn't that easy, loving him could lead to a disaster. It is forbidden to love an enemy. She is a fairy, and he is a werewolf, what they have is a twisted fate.

On his wedding day, Reid Sierra’s world shatters when a woman, Chandria Lily Lopez, claims to be pregnant with his child, sending his fiancée, Luxury Suarez, running in tears. When Lily mysteriously disappears, Reid is left with unanswered questions—until fate brings them together again. Torn between his devotion to Luxury and an undeniable pull toward Lily, Reid must choose: fight for the love he’s known for a decade or surrender to the unexpected twist of fate.

Irene grows up trying everything within her power to shred herself away from the supernatural world. But she never thought that a little sign of weakness from her would destroy all her years of hard work. Will she ever get over her fear of falling in love?

Tidak ada yang bisa mengetahui isi kepala seorang Giselle Barclay. Wajah cantik nan tenang itu selalu memberikan kesan yang baik pada setiap orang yang mengenalnya. Dont Judge book from it's cover! Paras cantiknya tidak bisa mewakili apa yang tersimpan dalam otak dan hatinya. Wajah cantiknya dengan sangat mudah mengelabui semua musuhnya untuk mencapai tujuannya. Akankah perempuan misterius seperti Giselle yang anti-percintaan akan mengenal cinta dalam hidupnya? Atau ambisinya lebih penting dari segalanya?

Belle met Storm on one cold night. Just like his name, he came into her life like a raging storm. Tingin pa lang nito ay gusto na niyang tumakbo—tumakbo patungo sa mga bisig nitong unang pagkikita pa lang ang nagbigay na ng kakaibang init sa kanya. She surrendered her whole to him. She believed that Storm was her fated mate and he marked her on the same night that they first met. But what if Storm is not serious about her? And, Storm was not his name because he was Asule Shun! The ruthless leader of Black Eagle Pack. Will Belle regret giving herself to Asule or will she still choose to be with him even if she knew that she was just one of the pieces on his chess?

She is smart and strong-willed and he is obsessed. Four years after tossing her graduation cap into the air, Ivy struggles to get a job. She lives in an oppressive home with her self-assured stepmother and calculating stepbrother, Ivy yearns for purpose and desperately seeks an escape from her suffocating reality. But when a chance encounter leads to a night of intoxicating passion, everything changes. Liam Hartwell is everything Ivy shouldn't want: A 29-year-old powerful and cold CEO haunted by the consequences of a reckless past. He's built his life on power and control, burying regrets beneath success. But one night with Ivy pulls him into a love he never expected and a past he can no longer outrun As fate intertwines their lives, Ivy must confront her deepest fears and desires, igniting a wild journey of guilt, obsession, and an undeniable connection that could either heal or shatter her world. Will she embrace the forbidden love that beckons her, or will she continue to run from the truth? Prepare for a slow-burn romance that’s as thrilling as heart-wrenching in this tale of passion, fate, and emotional awakening

On the first day of work, the company president said that I looked like his long-lost daughter and gave me a salary of 100 thousand dollars, on the condition that I ate together with his wife every weekend. Once my boyfriend heard this, he yelled at me in front of my colleagues, “How could you believe such a cheap lie?! It’s just an excuse for him to pay you for dirty favors! If your mother learned that you got yourself a sugar daddy after graduation, she’d jump off a building!” So, I rejected the president’s offer. Someone told the department manager that my boyfriend and I insulted the president, and he fired us. My boyfriend was really shocked by this. He stayed at my place and loafed around instead of working. When he no longer had any money left, he asked my mother for money. After that, he asked me to sell my organs. After I said no, he knocked me out with chloroform and sent me to an unlicensed clinic. The doctor there did not use the standard procedures, so I died from the pain. When I opened my eyes again, I returned to the day I met the president. This time, I shouted, “Sir, you look just like my father, even though we are not related at all!”

Maya Chen has one goal: survive university on her scholarship and build a better life for herself and her younger sister. She works two jobs, rides a beat up Kawasaki, and keeps her head down while wealthy classmates mock her thrift store clothes. Romance isn't on her radar, especially not with someone like Dominic Blackwood. Dominic is everything Maya despises. The son of a business mogul, president of the Iron Wolves Motorcycle Club, and a notorious playboy who goes through women like they're disposable. Their worlds should never collide. But when Maya's bike breaks down in dangerous territory and she's cornered by a rival gang, Dominic and his club arrive just in time. To protect her, he does the unthinkable: he claims her as his in front of everyone. In the world of motorcycle clubs, that claim means she's untouchable. It also means she's his. Maya insists their arrangement is fake, just protection until things cool down. Dominic agrees, but his actions say otherwise. He shows up at her job. Walks her to class. Makes her feel things she swore she'd never feel. The more time they spend together, the harder it becomes to remember this isn't real. Then the threats escalate. The rival gang wants revenge and Maya becomes their target. Dominic will do anything to keep her safe, even if it costs him everything. Maya realizes she's falling for the one person she promised herself she'd never trust. When violence erupts and lives hang in the balance, Maya must decide: keep running from love to protect her independence, or fight for the man who's been fighting for her all along. Sometimes the biggest risk leads to the greatest reward. Sometimes you have to crash before you can truly ride free.

They told me mates were rare. That the Moon Goddess chose one wolf, one bond, one fate. So why do four Alphas claim me as theirs? I was just a girl trying to survive, Until the night the pack war dragged me into the shadows and into the arms of the most dangerous men alive. Four Alphas. Four rulers. Four enemies… bound by the same curse. Their hunger is forbidden, their love is dangerous, my scent driving them mad and their need for me may be the death of them. I should run. I should fear them. But when their eyes burn into me, when their touch sets my skin on fire, I realize the cruelest truth of all, I am not fated to one Alpha. I am fated to all of them, Even when my wolf is different, rare, Dangerous, Feared and hungry for dominance and blood, sometimes even turning on the very Alphas sworn to protect me. But They were fated to love me, meant to protect me But destiny doesn’t come without blood. And the war for my heart might destroy us all.

Her marriage has been unsuccessful since that day she got married to him. One sided love, and his unknown hatred towards her. "I'd rather sleep in the guest room than with you". His threatening voice echoed inside the room before he left. She finally understood the reality, married to him for a whole five years, only to discover now that he only used her to claim his inheritance. She was so heartbroken when she caught her own husband and his Mistress on a date that he has never taken her to, not even once. Anyways, who was she to call her his Mistress?. She should have understood that the Lady was his only Love of his Life, on the other hand, she was just an urgent second choice because his family didn't support his marriage with a lowly class. But now he actually became the Boss that he was, he didn't care about any bullshit from his family. "I guess, I won't regret what I'm about to do, I'm tired". Night falls, her drunken Handsome Husband she had admired all those years was finally at her own mercy. "There's no backing down this time around!. I won't always be treated like some pushover!". When the morning time arrived, a document "DIVORCE AGREEMENT" could be seen at the top of the bed. "Where is she?!". "E…. Em…. Your wife already left Boss".