Chinese Jokes Novels & Stories

It was someone I’m not really familiar with, but it seems like she cares too much about my business. “Look, the Chinese girl got a perfect score, not surprising at all, huh?” she joked, and half of my classmates laughed at it, but some ignored it, while others didn’t like the joke at all, and I myself also didn’t like the joke. It was not funny, so why were they laughing?

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

Secretly blame Xiao Heng as a guest, really too impolite, at this moment, sensitive timing, when the butler has been a few years, have not seen this kind of specialized pick the timing, personally come to the door to provoke. "What is the joke? Shen did not fall, the Shen family is still there, stomp a foot, s city followed the tremor two." Xiao Heng laughs even more tauntingly, "Uh-huh, the Shen family is not down Shen is still the leader, not to mention stomping a foot, is a sneeze, can also shake the entire s city." He curved his lips very provocatively, "But you Shen Xiu Jin can't even look at a wife! Hahaha, let me laugh for a while, the unswerving, thunderous Shen Dajiu can't even look

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

, I said, showing off my thirty-two teeth mischievously as she rolled her eyes. “ Someone might end up getting drunk on food today”, Mr Churchill chipped in a the laughter echoed again. Even Cole chuckled. It wasn't just about what he said, it was how he said it that made it funny, adding just the right amount of sarcasm in it. Before we could blink twice, an old Chinese lady was already approaching our table. That was one think that I especially loved about Chinese restaurants; apart from the ramen of course. They usually had a bell on the table which you can ring to alert a waiter or waitress to come to your table, unlike other restaurants where you had to wave your hand around as if you'r

"You are just looking at him right now." Hana stops laughing and her smile slowly fading like it is not a funny thing she'd heard from Chen's corny mouth. She feels like, Chen is really serious the time he throwed that line. Hana thought that maybe Chen was just joking and it just a funny thing or an irony thought that can be a good line to throw for Hana. So, Hana bluffly laughs like it was very awkward for the both of them and Chen also laugh but Chen cut the fun.

He was about to leave the premises to do his business outside when he bumped into someone else. His eyes, misty with alcohol, had failed to recognize the familiar figure until this one had spoken to him. "Are you all right?" he had asked him, annoyed. "Of course I'm all right. I can prove it to you," and, staggering forward, Shàng Wèi had pressed his lips to Adam's. [1] chun/chunzhu, dickhead. chun indicates a foolish person. chun zhu, literally stupid as a pig.

’ Huang said to Ye Chen. “I like her.” Ye Chen said as she wiped down Huang. “Why did you shock her?” “She irked me.” Was Huang’s only reply.”There seems to be something off about her. That I can’t place my finger on.” “Hoof.” Ye Chen replied. “Hugh?” “You have hooves, not fingers.” Ye Chen said, giggling. “Shut up and rubb harder, little bastard,” Huang replied, annoyed by Ye Chen’s joke.

Yang Jun sighed in exasperation "Can we stop talking about dicks already" "Yeah you're lucky your dick falls on the smaller side" Liu Jian said "What!" Yang Jun exclaimed stopping in his tracks completely "I'll let you know that I'm the size of the average Chinese man, it's not my fault yours' is as long as a guzheng" Liu Jian paused his walk to laugh hysterically, a pissed off Yang Jun walked past him muttering curses. The rest of the walk was uneventful till they eventually stopped at Yang Jun's doorstep. Liu Jian held onto Yang Jun's hands dramatically and said