Funny Firefighters Novels & Stories

As she searched, the sound of laughter began to simmer down once more. "Are either of you capable of making a fire? Or am I risking the place burning down just by asking?" Camden asked a little nervously once she had found what she was looking for. Matt scoffed. "Cam, don't be ridiculous. Of course, I can make a fire. Fucking cavemen made fires," he announced indignantly. "So you're saying you think you're smarter than a caveman then?" Clayton asked, teasingly. Camden glanced between the two men who had suddenly fallen silent. She was waiting for the argument to ensue, but instead of bickering over the snide comment, Matt burst into laughter once more, only to be joined by Clayton. She breat

I bet you my life that prince Cornelius can't handle me. He grabs my handcuffs and begins to drag me up the stairs as Vincent follows with Tommy, not taking his eyes off Jason until the trap door is shut. They push the front desk over the trap door, like the sick people they are, ensuring that Jason has no way of following us any time soon. "So this was your dumbass plan, it's never gonna work you know.'' As they lead us down the dark alleyway in the direction of the pub. " is that so honey, as I recall it you're the one in handcuffs and don't even bother with your powers, the handcuffs cut off your energy so they won't work." I try just for good measure but the handcuffs don't allow any fir

The cell erupted with mocking laughter. “Fool! Fool! She’s such a fool!” the inmates chanted, their voices dripping with venom. Big Bear rubbed her palms together like she was warming them over a fire. “The only mistake you made, darling,” she jeered, “was setting yourself on fire and turning into crispy barbecue.” More laughter. More jeers. “She’s disgusting,” one spat. “Evil. I hope she rots here.” “Enough!” Big Bear barked, silencing them.

He was there once. “I got him a book as a wedding present, so he doesn’t run out of positions and get bored,” he snickers while taking the last step. I take it back. Damn asshole. “Can you show me the book with positions too? Maybe I can use some,” River smashes the firefighter into oblivious humiliation before he can even comprehend his surroundings. He goes red in the face, realizing too late that he launched himself straight into some hot water. I try not to revel in his mortification too much.

“What do you do for fun?” Noah sucked in a deep breath, his nostrils flaring. “I like my job. I’m probably one of the few who thinks going to work is fun.” Camille laughed, and he was back in a daydream. “What made you want to become a firefighter?” She used to know the story, but he didn’t mind telling her again. “When I was about six years old, there was a massive fire at the ranch. It leveled the main barn. I remember when the firefighters came to put out the flames. I knew then that I wanted to do that one day.”

Austin's eyes were bloodshot, his gaze locked onto the blazing inferno. He looked like a beast that had lost control—the only chain that had restrained him was now shattered in the flames. His eyes were red and filled with despair. His friends, who had been holding him back, were startled by his roar. They immediately tried to calm him down. "Austin, it's all special effects! We were just playing around!" "Yeah, the firefighters will be here soon. Don't actually throw yourself in!"

"Oh, I totally remember! It was a calico cat, right?" "No. It was a cat that looked like a cow." "R-Right… I might've misremembered. It has been a very long time, to be fair." Firefighters did a lot more than just fight fires, no matter what the title suggested. Rescuing cats from trees was part of the job too. I had been on all kinds of missions, and they weren't always about saving people. I had rescued so many pets that I had lost track of which was which, especially not the cat of some super fighter.

But firemen were running around, gesturing for him, Lily, and Jeremy to step back, and he still couldn’t think straight. “Wait. The hounds,” Lily protested, fumbling with their leashes. Jeremy helped, and before long, they were all huddled over by the seawall while the firemen sprayed foam over the inferno consuming the smoothie lorry. “Oh my God,” Lily breathed. anthony didn’t have to read her mind to know she was picturing what might have happened if she hadn’t stepped out. She flipped toward him at precisely to the point the same moment he flipped to her, and within the space of a heartbeat, they were hugging. anthony rocked back and forth a little, fighting the sting in his eokay.

It took me a few seconds to register that I was on a soft surface, possibly a bed, but the color of the space I was in gave me all the information I needed, It was beige so It was the sitting room. “H-has...has the fire been put out?” I asked in a low tone. Emily, so was the first person I locked eyes with nodded, and gestured for me to relax, I did not understand her gestures till I registered the fact that I had pushed myself to sit upright. I sighed and laid back down. “How did you put out the fire?” I asked in a strained tone. “Some neighbors down the block offered to help.” Emilia chipped in a small smile. I sighed.