Zombies Funny Novels & Stories

Ace: I opened my eyes again as the zombies tried to come at me once more. This time, when I pushed them back, it wasn't with much force. "What the fuck?" I complained, groaning loudly. Both zombies looked at each other before they started chuckling. "Have you guys lost your minds?" I screamed at both Cage and Rome. The two of them burst into uncontrollable laughter. "This isn't funny," I complained, showing them the bite marks. "You really thought we were zombies, didn't you?" Rome chuckled.

* *RRRRAAAAA! "BAD BREATH ZOMBIES COME AND CHASING ME !!! NYE NYE NYE NYE!!!"- Raymart even though his face is too scared and in any minute he can wet himself Raymart still has done his job nicely "this idiot Raymart he is calling those zombies as bad breath, then can we also consider him as a zombie? because he is also had an awful breath ahahaha"- Phil "Phil dont make me laugh im currently in so much tense here!"- Timot

There was a joke we wolves made at that time, every time Vlad complained about zombies. - what a joke? – Julius asked curiously. -Do you know the difference between a zombie and a vampire?

At the base entrance, the guard stopped us for the usual inspection. “Your infection test came back negative, right?” I nodded. The guard was just about to let me through when Ethan Cross, the team’s new medic, suddenly spoke up. “Wait, Captain. What about that scratch on your arm from the mutated rat?” The air froze. The guard’s expression changed at once. “Captain Hale, is that true?” I gritted my teeth. “It is. But the wound has already been treated, and I have antibodies.” “I’m carrying a top-level mission. I need to enter the base immediately.” The guard hesitated, his hand already moving toward the gate controls. But Ethan stepped across my path and blocked me. “Captain! Y

However, it seems that low-levels zombies are really stupid. “Grrr???” They asked back, Farrah even thought she heard a confused hum coming from them, making her smile. She then felt she was ridiculous. This zombies are threat! Why is she even amused! Dior got so much annoyed with his men's stupidity and growled louder. “Grrr! Grr!” The zombies, “....???” Seeing no hope in using them, Dior huffed and kicked the zombies away as they wailed. All of them flew and landed on a wall with a bang.

Fallon, Tack, and Norm could not help laughing out loud. Their laughter echoed through the sky. Carla had better manners, but even she could not help covering her mouth with her hand to stop herself from laughing. Willow and the others, who were prepared to defend themselves against the zombie army attack, found this strange. Their enemies had been shouting and yelling about a fight to the death. Why were they laughing so hard now? They looked up and saw Fallon and the others leaning against the Dhuta Beast's head from laughing too much. Carla's face was turned away. It was clear that she was laughing too.

to express his joy. After a while, Ava's resentment and Cheng's satisfaction ends when the girl shrieked in surprise. Her eyes never leave the picture of the apple green skin that covered some of her flesh. One of her feet and some of her fingers reveal a bare-bones view. "I am a zombie?" Her face twisted in confusion... [Even the name is “Z system” it's a written you will have an appearance of a zombie!"] Cheng palms his forehead in strain. Firmly believe that she is somewhat foolish in certain things just a little bit more talkative than her mother...

It's been years since she wore this long lost expression that portrayed her of being an idiot for a second in front of her enemy, she thought that she won't wear another expression other than the killing intent in her eyes and full of mischief. Xia gazes at the zombie who also looks back at her unblinkingly. Xia purposely fluttered her eyelashes then the zombie finally blinks twice, she put her two little hands in her back then proudly straightened her still in developed chest then the zombie also clumsily put his rough hands in his back and awkwardly bends its broad chest as if it was mimicking what every action she made. Xia thought it was funny. As Xia thought of this, she burst out laugh

Fiona chuckled. “You have to be kidding me!” Luella exclaimed as she jumped up and ran to the window. “Do you mean to tell me that idiot old man summoned zombies?” “Yep,” Fiona replied. Luella threw her head back and roared with laughter and said, “Is he stupid?” “Yep,” Fiona chuckled. Dennis ran to the window and looked out, “The fields are loaded with them.” “Back away from the window, my love. Zombies can hypnotize someone who isn’t magical. I need you to help me so please, back away before you’re worthless,” Luella barked.

It’s been years since she wore this long lost expression that portrayed her of being an idiot for a second in front of her enemy, she thought that she won’t wear another expression other than the killing intent in her eyes and full of mischief. Xia gazes at the zombie who also looks back at her unblinkingly. Xia purposely fluttered her eyelashes then the zombie finally blinks twice, she put her two little hands in her back then proudly straightened her still in developed chest then the zombie also clumsily put his rough hands in his back and awkwardly bends its broad chest as if it was mimicking what every action she made. Xia thought it was funny. As Xia thought of this, she burst out laugh