Funny Firefighters Novels & Stories

Prime view. Firefighters showed up late, as always, pumping God knows what into the inferno, hoping to beat a fire that was never meant to be beaten. I massaged my temple with one hand while the other hand rested casually on the stirring. The splitting headache from three hours ago had refused to go. But it was totally fine. I needed more pain than normalcy right now. What, was that gasoline the firefighters kept pumping into the building? I laughed so hard my ribs hurt. Why the fuck was the fire climbing higher in response, as if feeding on my madness? Jeez. Even the universe knew that Kex's judgment day was today.

I get out of my boots and fire pants. “Come on you cannot be serious why would you give up on the chase to get all the girls happy to throw themselves at firefighters? Come on there is a whole sea of woman out there even the unfuckables. Just put a hood over their heads or fuck them from behind. You could never get bored of that.” O’Conner’s says following me. I once again roll my eyes. “Just fuck off.” I scowl I flip hi the bird before stalking off to the ambulance truck. I normally get a half an hour to myself chilling in there.

"All the stalls were burned. Even the toilet bowls got broken and the doors fell. There's no way anyone who was in there at the time would have survived. As of now, we haven't found anyone in there." "Ha-ha-ha!" Zara suddenly burst into laughter. "You are kidding me, right? This is a joke, isn't it?" Seeing as she clapped her hands and threw her head back, the firefighter just stared at her without saying another word. He shook his head slowly to answer her question. Zara paused when she saw him shake his head with a sad expression. The next second, she collapsed to the ground, hitting her head hard.

It was some guards who were asked to survey the whole building. We watched through the window as they darted their eyes around the area. Then later they walked into the opposite direction of where we are and left. We came out of hiding. I sneered. “They are so dumb and useless , How could they not perceive the burning scent?” Jerry responded, “Maybe they did but ignored it because the fire alarm didn’t alert anyone.” I scoffed. “Even though they shouldn’t take chances, almost everyone in this pack are all foolish and stupid or maybe dumb too."

he also hurriedly ran closer to the building and there he was exposed to strong smoke and spreading fire right from the building where he lived. "Excuse me! Excuse me! Stay away from where we're going. “the firefighter was in a hurry, the fire was easily spreading in the building. He quickly stepped to the side but as when the wind blew and the smell of pheromones reached him, he quickly turned to where it came from. He quickly ran into the alley but only the smell of it was left, "Sh*t! All the stuff and money are there whoever do the arson, he intend to do it, damn it!"He cursed, from the building where he work to here there are so many what's to make fun with him. But he can't do nothing,

If cats could begrudgingly approve of someone, I had a feeling she was hovering around that line. “She’s not great at thank-yous,” I said, nodding toward her. Zach chuckled. “That makes two of you.” I rolled my eyes, but it lacked any real heat. “Seriously, though. Thanks. I didn’t realize they made firefighters who do follow-ups and homework.” “We’re rare,” he said. “Endangered species, even.” “I’ll put in a request with Fish and Wildlife to protect you.” I joked. That got a real smile out of him. For a moment, the hospital room didn’t feel quite so sterile. The IV in my arm didn’t tug so heavily. And the weight in my chest eased, just a little.

"Because I figured you needed someone willing to wait." The words settled deep inside me. Because he was right. I did. For a moment, neither of us spoke. Then one of the firefighters walked outside. "False alarm." I laughed. Of course. The entire evening. The fire trucks. The panic. The chaos. A false alarm. I shook my head. Only my family. Jack laughed. "Everything okay?" "Yeah." I smiled. "Everything's okay." And for the first time in a very long time, I truly meant it.

I said, tilting my head, curls bouncing, “how’s the whole saving-lives-and-fighting-fires thing?” He raised a brow. “That’s how you think of it?” “Yes,” I said firmly, “with all the drama of a TV show. Lots of fire, lots of shouting, heroic rescues in slow motion.” Ace gave a low chuckle, shaking his head. “It’s not like that. Half the time, it’s routine calls. Alarms going off for burnt toast. Leaks. People panicking over smoke detectors.” I gasped dramatically. “You’re telling me I’m writing firefighter scenes all wrong?”

Jessica said as she stared at Caitlyn. I choked on my drink from laughing and trying to swallow at the same time as James laid his head down on his arms and laughed. Adara nudged me in the ribs and it was the first time she’d touched me in weeks. That one touch gave me hope, even though I was laughing obscenely loudly. “What?” Caitlyn asked, frowning in her confusion. “Is that a fat joke?” James laughed louder and I couldn’t control myself anymore either. Jessica’s face remained impassive as she looked at Caitlyn. I could see Malachi was fighting the urge to laugh as well.

I burst out laughing. "But which Village People character did you dress up as?" I asked. "Oh, the classic one, the guy with sunglasses and the hard hat!" He flashed a huge grin. "And tonight I'm going as a fireman. That woman is going to lose it!" "She's already lost it!" I couldn't stop laughing. "Then she's going to go absolutely wild for me tonight!" He rubbed his hands together. "Ah, life is good!" "Good Lord, I'm surrounded by lunatics! Come on, let's go talk to the parents and explain why you shot the girl!" I called out. "Bonfim, can you stay with forensics?"